Ruby: *grabs loudspeaker* WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER EXCITING PLAY!!! *annoying screeching noise comes from speaker system*

Luna: *grabs loudspeaker* Gimme that!

Ruby: Awww...*pouts in directors chair*

Luna: Ahem....*walks off with loudspeaker*

Ruby: Anyway....as I was saying, yes I am back and better (I hope) then ever!!

YGO Cast: *blow party horn unenthusiastically*

Ruby: Aw c'mon! It'll be fun!

Seto: That's what you said LAST TIME!! And where did it land me?! IN A FRIGGIN' DRESS!!

Everyone else: *snicker*

Ruby: Well don't worry Seto...this one has no dresses....only....*covers mouth laughing*

Seto: What??? WHAT?!!?!

Ruby: *rolling on the floor laughing* TIGHTS!!!! GYAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

Male characters: *in shock*

Ryou: Y-You mean.....?

Ruby: That's right!! It's time for ROBIN HOOD!!

Male characters: *faint*

Mai: *blink* So what?

Ruby: Here's the cast list!!

"Robin Hood: Joey Wheeler

Maid Marian: Mai Valentine

Little John: Yugi Moto

Friar Tuck: Ryou Bakura

Prince John: Yami Moto

The Sheriff: YamiBakura (referred to as Bakura on occasion when I get lazy)

King Henry: Malik Ishtar

Jail Guard: YamiMalik

Will Scarlet: Seto Kaiba

Assorted other merry men: Pegasus, Weevil, Rex, Bandit Keith"

Ruby: *splashes cold water over guys* Wake up! I have the cast list!

Everyone: *reads*

Joey: YEA!! I'm da lead!! Eat that Kaiba!!

Seto: What?! How come the puppy gets the lead while I get a minor part?!

Ruby: *looks up at Seto's tallness* *stands on stool* *pokes Seto's chest* Cause you were the lead in the last play!! And you didn't behave!!

Seto: *glares*

Tristan: I wanted the lead!! With my sweet Serenity at my side!! *__*

Serenity: *slowly edging away*

Joey: *headlocks Tristan* Don't you dare talk like dat bout my sis!!

Tristan: You little!! *anime dust cloud fight*

Pegasus: *cuddles Funny Bunny plushie* Isn't it wonderful Funny Bunny?! I get to wear tights! Just like a real woman!! My life long dream!! ^_______^

Ruby: *multiple sweatdrops* Well that explains a lot...the hair for instance....

Yami/Yugi: *arguing*

Ruby: *gets between them* Hey! Hey! What's the matter with you two?!

Yami: I have to be an evil princy dude while Yugi gets to be a main role!!

Ruby: Well, you're not "Little", Yami!!!

Ryou: *goes through book* Wasn't Little John a sarcastic name since "Little John" was massive??

Ruby: *glares* You aren't helping!!

Ryou: Eep!

Malik; Bow down to me foolish mortals for I am your king!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!! *gets carted off in a wheelbarrow by YamiMalik*

Ruby: *sweatdrop*

Ryou: I'm a friar...yay?

Bakura: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! I am sheriff and you're ALL under arrest because......I SAY SO!! HAHAHAHAHAAHH!!! *gets carted away in a wheelbarrow by Ryou*

Mai: *busy looking through a massive closet for something to wear* Maybe this one....no too flashy....maybe this one.....

Tea: What about me?!?! I want a part!! T_T_T_T_T_T_T

Ruby; Oh fine!! You can be......a servant for Prince John!!

Tea: YAY!! *cuddles Yami*

Luna: *randomly appears and starts strangling Tea*

Ruby: *multiple sweatdrops* I can tell this play will be about as successful as the last one.....joy.....REVIEW!! THE INSANITY....er...PLAY WILL COMMENCE SOON!! COME SIT IN THE AUDIENCE AND CHEER ON YOUR BISSHIES!! ^_____^ *hugs Ryou*

Ryou: A friar......oh boy......

Ruby: REVIEW!!