James: my backs killing me
Jessie: quit whining
Team rocket were (once again) digging pitfall traps for the twerps and the electric rat,
Of coarse they would never actually fall into the traps but
They have nothing better to do so,
James: hey where's Meowth?
They both looked up to see the cat sitting on a boulder staring at the moon with a big goofy grin on his face
James: Meowth?, Meowth?
Suddenly Meowth snapped out of it,
He looked at James and the red on his face disappeared
Meowth: huh, what?
James: Meowth what happened to you? It's like you were in another world or something
Meowth: oh, uh it's notin really
I was just, uh, tinkin about food, yeah I was tinkin about lotsa cat food! Yeah dats it, cat food!
Jessie and James looked at each other
Jessie:………
James:………
Meowth: what?
Don't we got work ta do?
Meowth picked up a shovel and began to walk over to the traps when James spotted something
James: (gulp)…….uh-oh
Jessie: what? what is it?
James: j-jigglypuff
Meowth: what!?
Meowth head spun round until he spotted jigglypuff, he kept walking but while looking at jigglypuff he stepped into one of the traps and fell right in just as jigglypuff was starting to sing
That night,
Meowth: …..what's wrong kid,…….down in de dumps huh?……what got you feeling blue?
Meowth began flashing back in his dreams to exactly what happened outside the onix tunnel,
Reliving it all in his sleep
(for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about,
Go watch the johto journeys episode Tunnel Vision
Because unless you've seen that episode, none of this will make sense,
So go on,
I'll just wait……………
…………………..................................
Okay I can't wait.)
The next morning,
Meowth: De world is our apple and we're gonna take a big juicy bite,…
Meowth's eyes sprung open as he remembered what came next,
Meowth: waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Get dis snubbull ouffa me!
Meowth looked around him,
He was in a hole with pen on his face having just screamed about his tail being in pain with no sign of snubbull or team rocket
Meowth: huh? Hey, whats goin on, where's Jessie and James?
James: up here Meowth,
Meowth looked up to Jessie and James staring down at him tiredly
Meowth: huh, how'd youse guys get up dere?
James: Meowth we've been up here all night, 'YAWN'
Meowth: den how'd I get down here and where's snubbull?
Jessie: last night jigglypuff started to sing and you fell into one of our pitfall traps, 'YAWN'
Meowth: but what about snubbull?
Jessie: what about snubbull?
Meowth: it was on my tail I just know it, I felt it bite
James: you were just having a bad dream Meowth, now get out of that hole, and wipe the marker off your face,
We have to get ready for the twerps
The twerps were walking along the road when they fell into
(another, team rocket has too much time on their hands) pitfall trap
Prepare for trouble
And make it double
To protect the world from devastation
To unite all peoples within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie
James
Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
… I SAID,
Surrender now or prepare to fight,
…MEOWTH!
Everyone including team twerp
Looked over to see Meowth and (gulp) jigglypuff!
Everyone:…….uh-oh
Jigglypuff began to sing and everyone began to fall asleep,
But before he did main character twerp (that's ash) noticed something strange
But I'm gonna be a total jerk and make you wait to find out what it was XD
Later,
Ash: 'YAWN'
Ash, misty and whatsisface with no eyes were climbing out of the hole and wiping the pen off their face
Ash: jigglypuff is really starting to get on my nerves
Brock: yeah, it's worse than team rocket
Suddenly ash remembered what he had seen
( so now you'll find out what it was)
Ash: oh yeah, guys before it put us to sleep I noticed something
Misty: what was it ash?
Ash: it was Meowth
Brock: wow ash, we've never seen one of those before
Ash:…….brock, shut up
Anyway like I was saying
Well, Meowth was looking at jigglypuff
Misty: so?
Ash: so he had a goofy big smile on his face and he was just staring at her
Misty: maybe they've got some sort of evil scheme with jigglypuff
Brock: gee,….team rocket, evil scheme,
Who'd a thought?
Misty: man, what is the matter with you tonight?
Ash: guys! How are we gonna find out what they're evil scheme is?
Misty: I got it we'll interrogate them!
Ash: great idea misty!
But who out of team rocket is most likely to crack under pressure?
Ash:….
Misty:….
All three: Meowth
Some place else,
Team rocket were sound and comfortably asleep in the park after another day of twerp-induced failure, when suddenly some figures started sneaking through the bushes.
They crept up to where team rocket were sleeping and bagged Meowth in a brown sack and ran off
Back at,….um….wherever the heck the twerps were staying,
The two figures (who if you haven't figured it out by now, were ash and misty) tipped the sack upside down and out fell Meowth, still asleep as if he had never been moved
Ash: man, he is one sound sleeper,
C'mon Meowth, wake up,
Meowth?
Meowth: ……..we'll call ourselves de dream team……..
Ash: MEOWTH!!!
Meowth: waaaaaaaaaa!
GET OUFFA MY TAIL!!!!!!!!
Meowth, still believing snubbull was the one who had woken him up, scratched ash right across the face
Ash: waaaaaaaaa!
Meowth: waa! Twoips!?
What am I doin wit de twoips?!
Misty: Meowth, relax
We're not gonna hurt you
Misty began to pet Meowth on the head which she knew would calm him down
He may have been able to walk and talk but he was still a cat and couldn't resist purring at this
Meowth:……so, if youse guys don't wanna hurt me, den what do ya want me for?
Misty: we just wanna ask you a question Meowth
She was still petting him so at this point Meowth would have battled mewtwo for misty
Meowth: well, okay den,
What is it?
Misty: well,
What are you and team rocket doing with jigglypuff?
Meowth: 80.…………..what?
Misty: well ash says he saw you standing next to her when she started to sing,
We just wanna know why
Meowth: …..well, uh,(gulp)
Y-ya see I ,uh I was just,
IWASJUSTDEREBECAUSEIWASDEREANDDEREAIN'TNOTINGOINONSOJUSTDROPIT!!!
(I was just there because I was there and there ain't nothin going on so just drop it!!!)
At that Meowth ran for the door and bolted on all fours back to where the rest of team rocket were,
But before they could ask him where he'd been he collapsed on to the grass and panted himself to sleep
Ash:……….did anyone else find that suspicious?
Misty and brock: B(
Ash: well that didn't work, what do we do now?
Misty: well there is one more person we can ask
Ash and brock: who?
Misty: awwww c'mon jigglypuff,
There's gotta be something you'll tell us about team rocket
Jigglypuff just looked away and said nothing so they decided to leave it alone
Misty: wait, I've got it!
We'll just spy on them every night until we see something suspicious
Ash and brock: yeah!
So they continued to spy on team rocket every night for 4 days until they spotted that Meowth was missing,
So they decided to go down to the park to look for him
Ash: what do you think he's doing?
Brock: hey, there!
Brock pointed to a small clearing in the trees where Meowth was standing
They crept up to the clearing and all of a sudden,
Jigglypuff appeared!
Meowth: so, uh look,
I ,ugh pull yourself together Meowth, I (gulp) like you
Jigglypuff said something back to Meowth which once again put that goofy grin across his face
But then jigglypuff said something else to Meowth and the grin slowly disappeared as jigglypuff began to look sad too
The next morning,
Ash and twerps were walking past the park when they spotted team rocket just waking up and decided that this would be a good time to find out about last night
Ash: team rocket!
We need to talk!
Prepare 'YAWN' prepare for trouble
Make that double
To protect the world from devastation
'YAWN' to unite all peoples within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie
James
Team……team rocket blasts off at the speed of light
Surrender now or ….or, uh,
Something about fighting, right?
James: ………oh C'MON Meowth, gimme a break
Jessie: this is the second time in a row you've missed your cue, Meowth!
They turned round to find Meowth still asleep having not noticed his cue at all
( remember that what happened last night happened at like 3 am)
All: MEOWTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meowth: waaaaaaaaaaa!
Meowth woke up to everyone yelling at him
Jessie: Meowth, once and for all,
We want to know what's going on with you
Misty: yeah, you
and jigglypuff
James: oh I think I know
All: you know?!
James: man you guys are jerks, I can know stuff
Jessie: well james, what is this thing you know that we don't?
James: isn't it obvious?
Meowth and Jigglypuff
…are in love
Ash, misty, brock and Jessie: WHAT?!
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!!!
Meowth: ……….HOW THE HECK DID YOU KNOW!!!
Everybody else again: WHAT!!!!!!!
Meowth suddenly burst with excitement and told them everything
Meowth: LASTNIGHTIASKEDHERIFSHELIKEDMEANDSHESAIDYESSOWEBOTHLIKEEACHOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(…….figure it out for yourself)
Meowth fell over and gasped for air as everyone tried to figure out what he'd just said
(about 2 hours later)
Misty:…….so, you two are, together now?
Jessie: …..I, guess they are
James: awwww, they're going to be sooooooo cute together!
Ash: wait, if she said she likes you,
Then why did you both look so sad last night?
………..Meowth?
Meowth: …….zzzzzz…
That's right, it took them that long to figure out what Meowth said that he fell asleep waiting
Meowth: WAAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone just stared at Meowth wondering why he had just woke up screaming until they noticed that snubbull had just happened to come by and provide a wake up call
Meowth: GET DIS SNUBBULL OUFFA ME!!!!!!!
They managed to pull snubbull off Meowth and get the answers to their questions
Which were like this:
Meowth and jigglypuff had been in love since they were both nice to each other in Tunnel Vision
Last night they both looked sad because jigglypuff spotted the twerps ,and James for some reason, watching them and told Meowth in pokemon language to look sad or they'd suspect something
They weren't going out but they were in love
They would continue to meet at night in secret to be with each other
…….oh wait,
None of the others knew that last part or would ever find out
JIGGLYOWTH 4EVA!!