Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, or Degeneration X. Go bug Square Enix, and Triple H and his buddy Shawn Michaels, or something,

A/N: I totally blame my big brother for this one. A few months ago before I moved, he showed me DX and all their tomfoolery. And it was awesome. Then I heard about Kingdom Hearts and read the manga over my sister's shoulder and it turns out that there was a group trying to take over Organization XIII. Here's what would happen if it was more for driving Xemnas up the wall and tomfoolery.

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It was a quiet day in the Organization. Well, it was quiet for a few minutes anyway. Okay, a few seconds.

"Where are those three?!" Xemnas, self-proclaimed superior of Organization XIII boomed from his room. "I'll kill them all!"

"What the hell happened?" Zexion asked, eyes never leaving his book.

"What happened? What happened?! I'll show you what happened!" Xemnas then walked out in his Organization cloak, covered in dozens of flower petals and blinking Christmas lights.

"Is that all?" Vexen asked, raising an eyebrow. "You can easily just rip those off."

"No, that's not it," the "Superior" replied in a quiet voice that one usually reserves for when they're really steamed. Not a bad word to use actually, for on the back of his cloak, burned in and still smoldering, was the single word and title that he despised and resented for years and years ever since it exploded onto the internet.

"MANSEX!"

The other members of the Organization all turned away to hide their laughter. Except for the three who had done this to him; Marluxia, Larxene, and Axel. The members of Disorganization III. They were nowhere to be found that morning, which was probably smart on their part, for Mans- I mean, Xemnas looked as though he was ready to turn them inside out.

"Like our little gift?"

Okay, now they're just getting cocky.

Xemnas looked at the recently present crew with a burning hatred in his eyes. "You!!!"

"Yeah, what about us?" Marluxia asked, almost innocently.

"My cloak!" he yelled. "It's . . . ruined!"

Larxene looked at him wide-eyed. "What, you don't like the new spring model?"

"Spring model, my ass!" he shouted. "I'm going to . . . to . . . do something!!"

Axel walked forward with a smug look on his face and crossed his hands across his chest. "Eat your heart out, Mansex!" he shouted out. Then he finished it off with signaling obscene hand gestures in Xemnas' direction before he and his accomplices took off running and laughing out of the building.

Xemnas, still steamed, turned to the other members of Organization XIII. "Demyx!"

"I had nothing to do with this!" he said.

"Give me your cloak!"

"What?! How come?!"

"Because you fail at life, and I said so, that's why!" Xemnas snapped.

'I do not fail at life!" he protested. Then his hair spontaneously caught fire and a far-off laugh could be heard. He played a few cords on his sitar to put it out. "That was coincidence."

"Uh-huh, sure," Xemnas said as he snapped his fingers which switched his cloak with Demyx's.

"Curse you, Disorganization III!" he yelled as he was donned in the vandalized cloak. "Curse you!"

Then his head burst into flame again.

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A/N: And that's chapter/antic 1! Yeah, it's really short, but more stuff is coming! Poor, Demyx. The guy has no luck. Please review!!