The Flaming Adventures of Celor
This would be my first fic. You flame, you will, literally, get flamed :D.
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Chapter 1: Madness in a Flammable Environment
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The group of Kobolds were bedding down for the day while out on their patrol. As they were sensitive to sunlight, they had to stay in the shade during the day and travel at night. The one kobold that was on watch failed to notice a pair of red eyes in the bushes, one of the eyes twitching slightly. As the day went on and the watch shifts changed, not a single kobold noticed the eyes.
Night fell, and the kobolds began to pack up their gear, until they noticed that some form of liquid was pouring on them from above.
"What the heck? Is it raining?" one asked.
"I don't…wait what's…? This is oil!" another said.
The third one noticed the most important thing, however.
"AHHHH!!! TINDERTWIG!!!! RUN!!!"
Suddenly, in an instant, following the kobolds running around in circles and smacking into each other, the entire forest burst into flames. Flaming kobolds jumped this way and that, still screaming. Some jumped into ponds and lakes, while others stopped dropped and rolled. After the madness was over, the kobolds, all still alive, surprisingly, regrouped.
"Jeez," one said. "So much for Christmas miracles."
The rest yipped in agreement, watching the blazing inferno that was formerly the Moonwood. Watching the flames, the kobolds also noticed flaming elves running around, catching the surrounding areas on fire. With all the chaos, screaming elves, and the field that was going up in flames, the kobolds realized that they were surrounded by a flaming wall.
"Well. It's been nice knowing all of you," the leader of the group said. The kobolds all started crying when they realized that they were all going to come back as dire weasels instead of kobold warriors blessed by Kurtulmak. As they flames grew closer, the kobolds realized they were actually acting as kobold sprinklers and were putting out the flames. In the end, the kobolds were surrounded by a burnt landscape and over a thousand charred, angry, elves that thought they set the forest on fire.
Over a mile away, a drow elf with short hair and dark clothes watched, with amusement, the kobolds getting eaten alive by the elves.
"Ah yes. A good helping of chaos is good for a guy," the drow said. "Yes sir, Celor. You always out do yourself."
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As you can tell, Celor Benor is a pyromaniac, and enjoys a "good helping of chaos" everywhere he goes. And no, he is not evil. He is Chaotic Neutral.