Boys
I hate boys. Did tell you how much I hate boys? Yes, I hate boys. I really hate boys. I love them alot but they are a pain in the arse. I think i'm fine alone. Yes... alone. Like this, sitting peacefully in the common room doing my Defense against Dark Arts homework while they go out and play bloody Quidditch. It's raining. They're going to be coming in now.
...Any second...
Oh for Merlin's sake! It's been an hour now! They're going to come in all wet and muddy! Better come in before curfew....
They're not here! What if they're hurt! What if they got eaten by- oh thank wizards! Here they are...covered in mud and grass. Filch will have a wonderful time cleaning up today. They saw me. Oh god no! Go away! Go away! Must... save... books...
Hullo, how was your Quidditch game.
Oh shoot! Not on my parchment! Harry you're sitting on my essay! Why don't they go clean up? Everyone is staring at them.
Shouldn't you two go clean up before you catch a cold?
Yes that's right! Just ignore me! After you've spoilt my homework. I have nothing but your best interests at heart!
Maybe you better-
Oh yes! Shht Hermione! Of course, Hermione talks nonsense all the time! Let's not listen to her because she would end up giving a lecture about Boris the Boring. All they talk about is Quidditch and Quidditch and Quidditch and... Cho Chang? When did this happen? Cho Chang and... Lavender Brown! And... Ginny Weasley? Ron's making a face at that. Parviti Patil has nice eyes? Katie Bell has nice breasts? They must have mentioned every girl in Gryffindor... except for me... Susan Bones... Hannah Abbot and Pansy Parkinson's butt? Did I hear my name there... no.
Shouldn't you two finish your assignment?
Shht Hermione. Argh!!! Must... not... explode... My name? Did they say Hermione? Yes but of course. Hermione could you lend me your notes? Not in that state i'm not.
Yes, you go get changed...
And they're going. Without mentioning my name! Every girl in Hogwarts except me!!! No matter, I hate boys... Did I just hear that?
Hermione is sort of cute?
I'm cute? Oh-h-h-h!
I love boys! They can be just so adorable at times!
I hate boys. Did tell you how much I hate boys? Yes, I hate boys. I really hate boys. I love them alot but they are a pain in the arse. I think i'm fine alone. Yes... alone. Like this, sitting peacefully in the common room doing my Defense against Dark Arts homework while they go out and play bloody Quidditch. It's raining. They're going to be coming in now.
...Any second...
Oh for Merlin's sake! It's been an hour now! They're going to come in all wet and muddy! Better come in before curfew....
They're not here! What if they're hurt! What if they got eaten by- oh thank wizards! Here they are...covered in mud and grass. Filch will have a wonderful time cleaning up today. They saw me. Oh god no! Go away! Go away! Must... save... books...
Hullo, how was your Quidditch game.
Oh shoot! Not on my parchment! Harry you're sitting on my essay! Why don't they go clean up? Everyone is staring at them.
Shouldn't you two go clean up before you catch a cold?
Yes that's right! Just ignore me! After you've spoilt my homework. I have nothing but your best interests at heart!
Maybe you better-
Oh yes! Shht Hermione! Of course, Hermione talks nonsense all the time! Let's not listen to her because she would end up giving a lecture about Boris the Boring. All they talk about is Quidditch and Quidditch and Quidditch and... Cho Chang? When did this happen? Cho Chang and... Lavender Brown! And... Ginny Weasley? Ron's making a face at that. Parviti Patil has nice eyes? Katie Bell has nice breasts? They must have mentioned every girl in Gryffindor... except for me... Susan Bones... Hannah Abbot and Pansy Parkinson's butt? Did I hear my name there... no.
Shouldn't you two finish your assignment?
Shht Hermione. Argh!!! Must... not... explode... My name? Did they say Hermione? Yes but of course. Hermione could you lend me your notes? Not in that state i'm not.
Yes, you go get changed...
And they're going. Without mentioning my name! Every girl in Hogwarts except me!!! No matter, I hate boys... Did I just hear that?
Hermione is sort of cute?
I'm cute? Oh-h-h-h!
I love boys! They can be just so adorable at times!