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Harry gritted his teeth as he threw his bag on the ground. He couldn't believe it! He'd just killed off Voldemort, been in the Hospital Wing for over a week, and Snape still wanted his Potions Homework? He'd even gone as far to deduct points and give Harry a weeks worth of detention!
'You've had the whole week in the Hospital Wing to do it,' Snape had said with a frosty glare.
'But, Professor! I was unconscious for the whole week!' Harry had exclaimed.
'That's not my fault, now is it?' Snape had smirked.
Harry pulled out two essays he was supposed to complete for Snape from his bag, and then pulled out a potions text. He didn't want to give Snape the pleasure knowing that Harry had indeed done what he had ordered like some house elf, but it was better than losing even more points and getting even more detentions.
It was late into the night when Harry finished. He'd only stopped to snag some dinner before hurrying up to his dormitory and resuming his work. He shifted all the work aside and placed them carefully in his bag. He still had a spare piece of parchment and his quill and ink, because he wasn't tired. He sat on his bed and tapped is chin with the feather of his quill, thinking.
'What shall I write?' He murmured to himself, glancing around the room. His gaze fell on his finished potions homework and he felt the same rage from before bubbling up. 'He sure knows how to make me angry…' Harry muttered. He paused, his eyes widening, then he jumped up, a grin on his face.
'That's it!' He yelled. He sat back down again, worried that he'd woken his dorm mates, and started writing on the parchment.
Ways to make Snape mad
Written and tested by Harry Potter.
Harry grinned. He could think of ten, right off the top of his head. He quickly scribbled them down and admired his work. He drew a little bow beside each one, deciding that he would put a tick in it when he had tried out the way it was beside.
'Perfect,' he muttered to himself. He shoved it under his pillow, then put away his quill and ink. He climbed back into bed and tiredly whispered, 'Nox.'
Darkness engulfed him.
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Very short prologue. Next chapter will be Harry trying the first on his list out.
Snape's going to have a veeeery bad life from now on.