Merlin's balls, Lavender, look at her butt

It is so big

She looks like one of those Potion master's girlfriends

Who understands those Potion masters anyway

They only talk to her because she looks like a total Head Girl, ok?

I mean her butt

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so round

It's just out there

I mean, it's gross

Look, she's just so white

[Severus]

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other Death Eaters can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna Apprate up front

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the robes she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, witchy, I wanna get wit cha

And paint your picture

Dumbledore tried to warn me

But with that butt you got

Make me so horny

Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my bins

Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average ??????

I've seen them castin'

The hell with askin'

She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a potions set (think cauldron brewing)

I'm tired of parchment slings

Saying flat butt's the only thing

Take the average warlock and ask him that

She gotta pack much back, so...

Wizards (yeah), wizards (yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)

Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt

Baby got back

(Gryffindor face with Slytherin booty)

I like 'em round and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm actin like a dragon

Now here's my shaggin

I wanna get in my chambers

And ugh, double ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout CharmBoy

Cuz Engorgement charms aren't made for toys

I want em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mixalot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm sittin at Pub Crow

Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women

A word to the ripped Weird Sisters

I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna shag

Til the break of dawn

Witch, I got it goin on

A lot of Death Eaters won't like this song

Cuz them sadists like to hit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So witches (yeah), witches (yeah)

If you wanna fly on my broomstick (yeah)

Then turn around

Stick it out

Even Muggles got to shout

Baby got back

(Gryffindor face with the Slytherin booty)

Yeah baby

When it comes to females

TeenWitch and got nothin to do with my selection

36-24-36

Only if she's 5'3"

Her boyfriend flirts with Ronda

Swimmin in the bath by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a stopper in the back of her pond- a

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon

You can do small charms for some things but please don't lose that butt

Some wizards wanna play that hard role

And tell you that the butt need to go

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So TeenWitch says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

Cuz your waist is small and your curves are magickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the wand thin dames in the magazines

You ain't it Miss Thang

Give me a witcher I can't resist her

Rice pudding and tarts didn't miss her

Some Death Eaters tried to dis

Cuz his witches were on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And pulled up quick to get with 'em

So witches if the butt is round

And you wanna triple X throw down

Owl me at 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back