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Here's the story, You Ready???





HEY ALL YOU CATS AND DOGZ, TUNE YUR EARS TO……

JET SET RADIO!!!!!



Those familiar words had been heard numerous times by rudies everywhere. They were the words of the infamous Professor K, DJ Master of all Tokyo-To. But now, Professor K has changed. He has shocked Tokyo-To with his words and actions. Professor K, has decided to become.. evil and sinister Professor J!! He frightens with his words of extreme hate, he blares the worst music heard in Tokyo-to. And worst of all, Professor J has inspired a fresh group of rudies to challenge the GGs. Goji Rokkaku may have been a threat, Onishima was a menace, but Proff J and his rudies are the lowest. Will the funky veterans off all that is hip and groovy be able to survive the new gang? Find out, In Jet Set Radio, Shock to the System.



" I never knew they'd get this far…" " I must have overdone it..I cease to amaze me."

" I encouraged their talents, but they should have known their limits."

"But now, they will be nothing. It's time to make a real name for myself.

Those damn rudies of Tokyo-to will feel my wrath!"

" They will hear what I've hidden, the worst rap, hip-hop, and rock to hit the shelves."

"And now," Prof J said with a cool, and sinister grin,"

The LL's will get rid of the GGs, and rid Tokyo-To of any other rudies… forever.

ARE YOU READY? JET SET RADIOOO!!!

LISTEN UP YOU SKATIN' FOOLS, MY SATELLITES'LL BLARE THE NOIZZE TO THE STREET, CAUSE A WHOLE LOADA TROUBLE IS GONNA HEAD YOU'RE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CH 1: Where's the real Prof K?



One year after Goji fell to his death atop the tower

It was midnight in the well lighted Benten-Cho. Neon says of Nightclubs and Bars smiled at any who past the crowded street. The moon shown on Benten Tower, as dated graffiti of the Noise Tanks was barely seen. Officer Onishima had given up the badge, and was the manager of many arcades in Benten. It was the nightlife. Unexpected fun and thrill were heavy in the air, while you could get a good meal at Benten Square. Suddenly, two short, quick, silver figures zoomed across the street near Benten's subway.

" Is it here?" A shadowy figure said to her leader, as they entered the subway.

" Yes, the parts and equipment will be down, in the secret chamber."

It was a female voice, with a slightly squeaky tone to it.

" When we find it, I'll make sure to give those GG's what they deserve."

The voice belonged to Bite, the tall, red- haired gang leader of the Ratz. All Ratz were clad in a sleek,

skin tight grey-suit. Silver shades rested atop their fore heads, and a small tail protruded from the back of

their costume. Giant silver skates shone in the night, as well as the sharp claws on their gloves. All

members of the Ratz were female, and the descendants off the love shockers. Their motto was " If someone

breaks your heart, slash it apart!"

" So, what does EPD stand for again?" Cheez said,

her short black hair creeping slightly down her dark face.

"It stands for Explosive Paint Device, a prototype for a new wave of rudie extermination," Bite replied.

"And once we get it, we can use it to our advantage against rival gangs.," Screech said.

Screech was short but pretty, her brown ponytail slinking down her back.

" Not only will Kogane be ours but also Shi..." Screech words were halted.

" Look what the cat dragged in, some ugly rats!"

All of the Ratz looked behind them, seeing the leader of the GG's along with three of his crew, looking over

at them from inside the subway.

" Well, it's stupid-ass Beat, once again," Bite said, her eyes locked on him.

" I wouldn't be talking, seeing that you sold-out one of your own members."

Bite growled, about to slash Beat apart.

" Come on, we've got a machine to steal," Bite said, looking at Screech and Cheez.

The Ratz hastily dashed down the subway loading tunnel, followed by the GG's. Skating down the smooth

tiles, the Ratz had made it to the subway platform quickly.

Bite jumped onto the train track from the subway platform, her wheels connecting with the

metal. The other Ratz followed, sparks emerging behind them as they grinded down the subway.

J :SO, YOU RUDIES WANT SOME FRESH NOIZE FROM THE MASTER?

" Ah, it's that crazy-kook Proff J," Yo-Yo Said, rolling his eyes. "He probably knows we're in the

subway."

J : ALLRIGHT YA'LL. TIME TO HIT IT!!!! SPEAKING OF HIT, HOPE THE TRAIN HITS YOU!!!

Bite coughed at the statement, and did a flying kite to gain speed.

"Catch us if you can," Screech yelled behind her, as Proff J's

record began, some guitar, stomping, and a booming drum beat present in the music.

J:SLAM, JAM, YOU CAN'T STAND, THE HEAT OF THE BEAT, SKATE AS FAST AS YOU CAN

Beat flipped onto the subway track, grinding steadily along with Yo-yo and Tab.

J :DON'T FALL, DON'T FALL, THE TRAINS ON IT'S WAY

J: GONNA MESS YOU UP REAL GOOD, MAKE A STAIN ON THE TRACK.

"Great, now this sad music might make us get hit by the train," Yo-yo moaned, his hood falling off his

head as he gained speed.

J :WHY DON'T YOU RUDIES LEARN, YOU CAN'T WIN

" Make It Stop!!" Screech whined, as she bumped against the wall, losing some speed.

Beat put his headphones on his neck , his wheels rolling onward. " I'm about to give Prof J a visit from my

fist," Beat said outloud.

J :THERES A STRAIN FROM THE TRAIN ON YO HYPED OUT BRAIN

"Don't worry, Yo-man, they must know a secret route down here to evade off the Train's path," Tab said.

Yo-yo took out a spray paint can, and following close behind Screech. " No music can distract the Ratz,"

Bite repeated again and again to herself, while moving down the track.

J :SLAM, JAM, YOU CAN'T STAND, THE HEAT OF THE BEAT, SKATE

J :AS FAST AS YOU CAN

"Once we tag you each ten times, we'll pull

those stubby tails right off," Yo-yo called, smirking while doing a 180 in the air.

" Just try, you green runt," Cheez called, front-flipping over a mound of bricks.

Loudly, the train's horn echoed throughout the subway, the wheels shaking the foundation of the track.

J :WHOA, WHOA, ITS COMIN CLOSER. TAKE A LOOK AT YO OPTIONS

J :BETTER STOP ALL TOGETHER

Beat closed in on Bite, his spray paint can out. As Bite

looked back at Beat she slashed at him, ripping the shoulder of his shirt.

"How about this" Beat said as he grabbed her arm, and tagged her on the back.

Screech hissed, and dashed to the other side of the subway. " It's close.."

J : WHEN IT'S ALL OVER I'LL BE SO GLAD

J :SEEING YOU RUDIES LIVE MAKES ME MADDDDDD!!!!!!

" Damn you Prof J, go back to being a sane DJ," Cheez yelled, wall riding and landing behind Tab.

" Got ya!" Cheez's spray paint streaked crookidly down Tab's back. Tab quickly stopped his skates,

effectively getting behind Cheez as she grinded forward.

J : ALL YOU RUDIES LIVE IN THE PAST, THAT MAD DASH WONT EVEN

J : LASSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Cheez and Screech slammed into each other, distracted by the horrible music. They both lost some

precious speed, giving Yo-yo and Tab time to tag them on the back twice.

Bite managed to stay ahead of Beat, looking back at her pursuer as both trains headed down the subway.

J : SLAM, JAM, YOU CAN'T STAND, THE HEAT OF THE BEAT, SKATE

J :AS FAST AS YOU CAN

The music then slowly stopped, all the rudies sighing with relief.

" This game is getting boring," Screech said, as she suddenly stopped.

" Finally, now we can leave this dump," Cheez added.

" There's no way you three are gettin away," Tab said, jumping near Cheez, and staring her down.

"Giving up huh?" Yo-yo replied, his red shades gleaming as he leaped toward Screech.

Screech hastily ducked, sending Yo-yo into a bunch of iron poles. " No, yo!" Yo-yo hit the poles, the

impact stunning him momentarily.

" You Ratz eating too much cheese? Or are you just fat?" Tab called as soon as Cheez started to skate away.

Cheez punched out at Tab, but missed and hit the wall. " Ahh!!!" Cheez jerked her knuckles into

her mouth quickly. " You make it too easy." Tab said, as made a long TAB on her back. " Why you.."

before Cheez replied, she was interrupted by the louder and more audible cry of the train's horn.

Bite grinned, seeing a familiar part of the wall. She headed the small section of the wall, and opened it with

an old key, the keyhole barely visible. "Let's see how fast you can skate," Bite turned to the GG's and

laughed, then threw some yellow orbs at Beat, Tab, and Yo-Yo, shocking the trio.

Electrical charges emitted from their bodies, as they fell to the ground. " No!" Yo-Yo groaned. " I can't lose

to some rodents." The subway wall slowly opened, the trains lights coming into view. " See you guys, see

you dead!" Screech said happily, skating into the secret passage. As Cheze neared the entrance, she kicked

Tab, and went in.

Before Bite followed them, Beat rolled his spray paint can near Bite, making her slip and fall against the

wall. "Umph" Bite said slumping to the ground, dropping the key to the door unknowingly.

" You'll pay for that" Bite said, as she slowly lifted herself up.

Screech and Cheez began to close the door, Bite rushing to enter the passageway.

" Goin somewhere?" Beat pulled himself to Bite, grabbing her leg.

" See yous later, GG." Bite kicked Beat in the head, and slipped into the closing doorway.

Cheez and Screech laughed, as a broken glove claw was stuck into the keyhole.

" So much for getting in there" Beat said, gritting his teeth. Yo-yo and Tab slowly recovered from the

shock, staggering up. "Looks like some Ratz forgot their key." Yo-yo said, kicking at the wall.

Tab picked the key off the ground and quickly pocketed it. Tab glanced down the subway, seeing

the train's lights rolling against the wall.

"Beat, we have to jet, man. Now!" The Train roared, inching closer, and closer.

Beat thought of their chances, and leaned against the wall, holding his head.

Yo-yo wanted to be somewhere else, somewhere safe. He took out his Yo-yo, and stared at the string.

" I know it's seems hopeless, but we can't let some two-bit gang get the best of us." Tab said, looking at

them both. Beat stared at Tab from behind his static shades.

Beat was silent, then wiped the blood of his forehead. "Right."

Beat smirked. "We'll Get out of here."

J : I'M BACK ALL YOU RUDIES, HOPE THIS TRACK SCREWS YOU UP

A small beat could be heard, as insane shouting and a guitar solo was about to begin…

" Ah, not now," Tab said, starting to hear the train move uncomfortably close behind him.

Beat then jumped onto the track, his wheels hitting

the smooth metal.

J :SCREECH, RUN, ISN'T THIS FUN?

J : CRAZY FUN…

J: CRAZY FUN…

J:CRAZY ROLLERCOASTER, DON'T HIT ME, GOIN MAKE ME DIE, CAN'T YOU SEE?

Tab did the same, as the jet power in his skates propelled him forward.

Yo-Yo dashed down the subway, unable to enter the blocked holes in the subway walls. " Stupid Nishima

had to block these up 2 years ago," Yo-yo said, grinding as fast as he could down the subway.

J:ON YOUR WAY, RIPPIN AT THE WIND, GETTING DIZZY, WATCH THE ENGINE WIN

Sparks flew crazily from the track as the train neared the three. With a last desperate effort, Tab, Yo-Yo

and Beat kicked in their Jet burn, making them flash down the track and out of the subway.

J: WHOOOOOAAAAA STOP THE RIDE, SLIPPIN, TRIPPIN, DEADLY SLIDE!!!

" We better make This!!!!!!!!!!!!," they all yelled, little hope on their faces.

J:CRAZZY

J:CRAZZY

J:ALL UPSIDE DOWN , ALL, ALL-AROUND

Tab speeded to the right of the double-track, and headed to the nearby green gate.

J:CRAZY ROLLERCOASTER, DON'T HIT ME, GOIN MAKE ME DIE, CAN'T YOU SEE?

Tab jumped off the track, stale fished-through the gate, straight to Benten Theatre. Beat and Yo-Yo

grinded farther down, and leaped to the left through the gate to Benten's apartment area.

" HERE WE GOO!!!!" The two smacked into each other with a loud thud, and landed unconscious near a

truck, as the Train rushed past them, heading to Kogane-Cho through the night.



9:00 Benten Subway Undergrounds



" We made it, " Bite said victoriously, walking through the dimly lit passageway.

"And it would please me if those GG's didn't," Cheez said, scraping her claws against the wall.

" Since we're here, we could check out Benten's sushi bar later."

" Sounds good," Bite replied, heading through a curving passageway."

Cheez and Screech followed side by side, staring at the floor.

" There are skate marks here…" Screech said, noticing the speed marks.

" I thought the only ones here we're those geeky scientists," Cheez said, remembering "talking" to the

makers of the soon to be stolen, EPD.

" Once we get the Explosive Paint Device, how are we going to slip it into the stores in Shibuya?"

" It's Easy. We disguise ourselves as packers, hide in the shipping truck, and exchange the real goods for

the fakes." " I can't wait to see the faces of the GG's as soon as the press the top of their cans.." Cheez

laughed, glad to be a Rat. ''Yes, and we will teach them not to mess with us,'' Bite replied, walking past

the gloomy lights, and old cement blocks on the walls.

"No!!" Bite suddenly yelled staring blanky at her surrounds. She then

looked to the end of the passageway. She quickly ran to where the floor had been previously

dug up. " Someone got here before us!" Cheez sighed, ready to just go back to the HQ in Kogane.

" But who could have taken it? Those scientists said no one else knew about it," Screech replied, looking

worried. " They lied," Bite said, closing her eyes in rage. We'll get them once we get out of this dump.

" Not so fast, Ratz," All three Ratz turned, looking in awe at the shadowed figure behind them.

"What? That sounds like, Beat," Cheez said, not sure if she was awake.

"They may have survived that train somehow, but we'll make sure they don't leave here walking," Bite said

furiously. "I'm not Beat…" The rudie said maniacally, stepping into the light.

Screech stared at the figure, then walked back, her ponytail swaying slightly.

Two other rudies stepped on either side of him, one wearing baggy dark green jeans and a brown vest with a

viper on the front. He had messy brown hair, and an eyepatch.

The other was a short rudie wearing dark blue overalls and a black leather jacket.

A large cap shadowed his face, as he held a top in his hand.

" We should be going now, " Cheez said, as she desperately skated down the passage way.

" Heh, heh, looks who's scared," The short-statured rudie replied, quickly tripping Cheez.

As Cheez fell to the ground, the viper-vested rudie took out his spray paint can.

" So you stole the equipment," Screech managed to choke out, not wanting to move.

" That's right, and now we're going to take care of the job.." The last rudie said, orange static shades

resting over his eyes. He was wearing a tan T-shirt with a black insignia, destroy the beat, written

in Japanese. Faded, brown Jeans hanged down his legs, his metal skates flickering in the dark.

His unusual one-piece headset blared the insane noise of Prof J, as his black hair swayed, shifting

towards Bite. Cheez limped to the side of Screech, as the three LL's took out their spray paint cans.

"Think of it as a gift, from the hippest Dj, Prof J."

Before her world was turned into an abyss of paint, Bite managed to spit out three words.

Groove, Topp, and Snake.



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