A nice welcoming back to my silly fictions :D. this time the Repo! fandom will suffer with this abomination of a fanfiction...
This is going to be another parody/humor based piece. It will rewind on Rotti and his family + Mag, Graverobber and Shilo( and Nathan as scapegoat for bad jokes). A few cameos will make Marnis revengeful ghost too so you can be curious on how this is going to end :D.
Long story short, Rotti and Family go to a trip in the nature with Graverobber as their guide(of course not out of free will, Rotti kidnapped him and dared him to come with them), Shilo and Blind Mag as companions on their road trip. Goal is a nature park(the last one on earth) far away from their home. Rotti wanted to show his kids the beauty of nature(the bit that was left over *cough*) and to bring back memories of his childhood. Yeah the fat bastard got nostalgic over the years and this is the result...
Rated T for bad jokes and a few bad words here and there but nothing to hard xD. There are no pairings, however a slight brush on GraverobberxShilo and PavixBlind Mag but only a few hints nothing real juicy *hint hint*
I try to be as non OOC as possible but excuse me when i go down in OOCness sometimes xD.
Now enjoy this little Prologue ~~ the real fun starts next chapter ;D.
Prologue:
Rottisimo Largo, CEO of GeneCo and mightiest man on earth...he was a rich man with many years on his old back now. 63 Years onwards and with no end in sight(much to his childrens dismay). Coming off age he got a bit nostalgic and reminds his past as he grew up in a shady little town in Italy..it was not a big town, more a small village with the ocean just a few meters away.
As child he made many trips with his family to natural places like national parks and woods and stuff, fishing and catching bugs and what not, camp fires and stories included...it was a wonderful time and every time Rotti thinks of those times he had to sigh heavily.
Realising that his end could come fast and unpredictable(he would not get younger that was a fact) from now on he decided to break in the dull daily ordeal and try something relaxing for a change. At least one time again he wanted to get this feeling of adventures and nice evenings together as a family, telling each other stories and sitting at a campfire, enjoying the sky...one damn time.
The Owner of GeneCo crashed his fat little fist on his desktop, making it shaking it violently. Frowning on the word family he closed his eyes, sighing in the process. He was more than aware that his imagination of a family in the traditional sense was far from true...especially his own current family...Rottis kids were nothing he was too proud off. He was embarrassed by them more than one time. Not a single of them was worth to inherit his company, nothing could bring him off this thought.
He was standing up, looking in the faces of his two Henchwoman who were standing by his side, looking straight forward, making no noise at all.
"You never talk much eh? Come on, at least say something to make me believe that you are still alive!" Rotti said, forcing himself to smile which failed horrible. Not really knowing on how to response to his question the women started to look kind of confused...they always just stood besides him, looking badass and stuff, blowing holes in other peoples head if Rotti wanted it. None of those two ever had spoke to him in any way.
"I guess i have to accept that i am guarded by some female zombies than...*sigh*" he turned around, leaving his office with large steps forward. As Rotti has left the office both Guards started to laugh their asses off.
"Why do we even laugh? He called us zombies Bridget!" the bigger woman said, looking kind of hurt after she stopped laughing. "The male version of Roseanne Barr told us we are zombies...i can't believe that...he should look at himself first before judging others." she muttered, looking at her gun on her left leg. Bridget looked over to Ushi who only shrugged with her shoulders, still ridden of certain laughs here and there.
"As long this old geezer pays us he can call us everything he want. I don't care as long as i don't have to blow him..." Ushi said, snorting at the lonely thought of blowing an old fart like their boss.
"Eeew sometimes you're so gross, i swear Ushi...dirty girl you..." after a short pause they started to pose in their usual position, awaiting the return of Rotti.
"You saw the newest face of Pavi yet? Ridiculous if you ask me...he looks like a fag." Ushi nearly choked at her own words.
"Well...isn't he one technically? I mean look at him, what kind of guy wears fucking lipstick? Also his behaviour...i still think he is gay...those bitches of Genterns are only a cover for his real passion..." Bridget whispered, earning a laugh from Ushi.
"You know...i love gossiping over this batshit insane family, do you enjoy it too?" her partner nodded in agreement, smiling at each other.
...
We are with Rotti again(yeah i know, i am sure you sigh as well as me...). He walked down a long hallway, deep in thoughts. Making his way through some chatting and giggling Genterns, pushing them aside, Rotti began to form a plan in his head. The more he thought of the more he smiled. It was creepy to look at to be honest(and i nearly choked on my fucking lemonade here duh Dx). Going in another room which was filled with all sort of old technology from the last century he turned on the lights and started to search for something. He found it soon and turned it on. It was his old laptop he buyed from his first self earned money. It was old as bones but still functional and that was the most important for Rotti. He was proud of it and cherished it highly.
"Let's see...good it still works. Hehehehe yeah the old technology is still the best in durability...now to my goal...google is still active, wonderful!" he rubbed his hands in excitement and tipped in certain names of special areas. The results however didn't made him happy. He searched for national parks who were still active and alive. But it looked grim. Nearly all parks in the world were extinguished by the human race. Rotti sighed and nearly wanted to give up his search as he finally found a place which still was in business.
Opening the site however needed an good eternity because Rotti only had Internet Explorer on his laptop which was more frustrating than anything else...
Two hours later:
Rotti nearly felt asleep as it finally had loaded the content. Snapping his eyes open he read out the informations he needed. Scribbling down the important things on a little note he grinned. First step was done. Now for the preparations!
As he wanted to close the explorer a window popped up and told him that IE was not working anymore. Sighing in frustration Rotti slammed down the escape button on the tastature to make the window vanish but it stayed there, nothing was moving anymore and he recognized that his trusted laptop just hanged itself.
"FUCK, not you too...i thought i could trust you you fucking piece of metal!" kicking the laptop with fierce power he stands up, leaving the room with an angry face.
The laptop made a few last noises, protesting sounds because of the rough methods Rotti just had used...
On his way back to his office he played through some sceneries. All ended with the same result, absolute failure...He would not give up this time however... Dashing in his room with the speed of light, he didn't saw that one of his henchwoman had started to manicure her toenails and stopped it abruptly as Rotti entered the room.
"JESUS you nearly got me here goddamnit" she slapped her hand in front of her mouth. She broke the golden rule of every henchwoman in GeneCos ranks...she spoke...
Rotti only blinked a few times, smiling evilly to himself, mental noting to mock them later for this. Now he got more important things to do.
Dialing his most trusted employees number in his portable wrist communicator he could not wait to hear his voice. A few moments later a deep but yet soft voice emerged from the speakers.
Nathan Wallace(yes the very one Nathan Wallace, GeneCos number one Repo!man and widower par excellence, as well the loving but overly protecting dad of a seventeen year old gothic girl called Shilo who happened to have a blood disease from her mother which is totally a lie obviously but no one really cared about that...) was on the other line. His voice was tired, he just woke up as it seemed.
"What..."
"Nathan, what a pleasure to speak to you my most loyal employee(and wife stealer *cough cough*)..."
"Sorry what was the last part?" Nathan asked confused not really understanding what was going on atm. He just woke up from a fucking hangover and the last thing he could use now was some gibberish talking from an pre-senile old fart like Rotti...
"I have a job for you Nathan, but this one is a bit different."
"Its not a repossession than?" his curiosity was starting to get up from its sleep. He got sick of all this stuff lately and was glad over some changing in his daily issues.
"No, this time i need you to be a kidnapper...i want that you kidnap the graverobber for me."
"There are many graverobber around this town, what kind of graverobber you mean?"
"I send you the file of him as well how he looks. He corresponds with my daughter Amber now and then so yeah...he was a former GeneCo employee many years ago too, until he got in this dirty business. "
Sending the information to Nathan which was only a matter of seconds, Rotti was sure to have a waterproof plan...
"Clarence? His name is Clarence?" Nathan laughed his ass off. He knew how childish it was to laugh over a name like that but he couldn't help himself. Clarence was the name of Nathans very first animal which happened to be a sloth...GR appearance really looked so much like a sloths one that Nathan nearly collapsed of laughing... Rotti cleared his throat which made the surgeon on the other line silent in a matter of seconds.
"So can i trust you in this case?"
"Well why do you want me to kidnap him anyway? Just let him shoot down from a GeneCop. Its their job anyway."
"You don't understand...i need him alive for my plan..." Rotti said, rubbing his hands gleefully. Earning a weird look from Nathan, he quickly changed his attitude and got serious again.
"Come on tell me what your plan is! I am curious now!" Nathans begging started to getting on Rottis nerves. "You will know it when you bring him to me Nathan."
"Aww come on, you can trust me you know? I won't tell anyone. It could be our secret! You know, our very own little friendly secret between buddies..." Nathan wiggled his eyebrow lascive at Rotti who only slapped his forehead frustrated.
"Bring me this dirty rat in two hours or else you got the consequences..." he said sharp and shortly, disconnecting the line harshly. "Maybe i should search for another scapegoat...he starts to really creep me out..." he muttered to himself, shaking his head...
...
A few rooms away:
Pavi was combing his raven black hair softly, looking in his beloved mirror, sighing at his own reflection. He was a vain face stealing idiot with the mind of a horny teenager...
Freud would have had his poor joy on this fella here...
As he was finished with combing his hair, he was standing up and went to his drawer, pulling out a holographic picture of his beloved Mama. Smiling at her picture he pressed it against his chest, cooing to itself.
"Ohh Pavi...you look so beautiful, you're my little special boy...only mine..." the heir of GeneCo whispered to himself, thinking that his mother would have said this. He never got over her death and was still sad about her leaving. Pavi was only three as she passed away due to organ failure(she was an alcoholic you can guess the rest). He can remember everything that happened on that day as it was just yesterday.
He remembered his crying and Luigis annoyed fits of rage because of this. Also he reminds on how this little mirror he carried always around was the last present his mother gave him. Right on her death bed she gave him this mirror, smiling as she did so.
Out of sudden, his wrist communicator began to speak and announced and incoming message of his father. Wondering on what his father wanted from him he accepted the call immediately and put away the picture of his mother for a while, gently putting it back in the drawer.
"I-a see you-a later mama~" he blew a kiss to her and put his attention towards Rotti who was now speaking.
"Pavi, i want you and your siblings to come up to my office in two hours. And i mean all of you..no expectations..." his voice was ice cold as he said this...
"Sì sì papa, we-a coming." he answered absent minded, not really paying attention to his father's wish.
The call ended and Pavi rolled his eyes.
"I-a wonder what papa wants from-a us?"
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to be continued in Part 1 :3
That was the prologue so far, hope u liked it guys. A bit short but better as nothing i think :D