Jacob and Edward's Talk
JPOV
"Wow Embry seriously?" thought Jacob reading Embrys thoughts while walking home. "You'll never get Bella dude" thought Jacob. "I know Jake, but a wolf can dream can't he?" thought Embry. The two arrive at Jakes house. "Um, I'm not switching first dude" thought Embry. "Come on! We've been doing this for a while now Em just do it!" thought Jake. "Dude, if you were a girl, I wouldn't mind at all. But you're not. Go behind the house" thought Embry. "Damn it Embry!" thought Jake, proceeding to the back of the house. Jake switches and races inside the house to put on clothes before anybody sees. After Jake changes Embry races in to do the same. Jake mutters to himself "homophobe". Embry walks back in and says matter-of-factly "damn straight and not only that but I'm pretty scared of male looking females as well". Jake rolls his eyes and Embry walks into the kitchen and pulls out a whole uncooked ham from the refrigerator. "Don't eat that Embry" Jake says. "Fine" Embry puts it back and decides to not eat for the bit of time they have left before Sam arrives. Sam walks into the house a few seconds later very angry. "What's wrong Sam?" says Embry. "Shut up, kiss ass" says Jake. "Both of you shut up" says Sam. The two shut their mouths and wait for Sam to take the stage. "Now, why is it that, I wake up this morning to find nobody's thoughts in my head?!?" screams Sam. "I thought I told you both and Paul to stay in wolf form!!" says Sam. Sam pauses and screams louder "WHERE IS PAUL!!!!". Paul comes into the room and says "I'm right here". "Why are you not in wolf form???" says Sam. "Um, I forgot?" say Paul unsurely. "You know what? Forget it, let's just go" says Sam. So the four walk outside and morph. In the midst of running Sam disperses from the group. Jake is running in front with Paul and Embry on his flanks. Jake tells Embry to disperse to his left. Embry disperses to the left. Paul catches the drift and disperses to the right. Jake continues to go forward. Sam tells Jake to go to the Cullens. They need to talk with him.
EdPOV
"Where is that bag of fleas?" says Edward to Bella. Bella gives him a stern look, letting him know to lay off the name calling. "Fine" Edward says. They hear a knock at the door. "I smell dog" Edward Proceeds to open the door.
