A/N: Then again, I heard that Digimon Racing wasn't all that good a game, so maybe they got off easy...
A letter to the organizers of the Digital World's first annual Digimon Grand Prix
To whom it may concern:
Vavoom! I'm Mamemon, a lawyer known in very few circles of the Digital World. You probably haven't heard about me, but just ask for me and I'll show you that I'm a valid lawyer. But that's not the point, so let's move on.
I am writing you this letter on behalf of my clients, who you may know as Arukenimon and Mummymon of the Giga House. The two of them have been using a car for a very long time, and so they're most likely among the Digital World's most skilled drivers. When they heard about the upcoming Digimon Grand Prix, they were bewildered as to why they didn't receive an invitation. Maybe if you could explain it to us, we'd be able to understand. Until then, I wish you the best in your future endeavors!
Sincerely,
Mamemon
A reply from the organizers
Dear Mamemon:
Thank you so much for your concern. In all honesty, we would have loved to invite your clients to the Digimon Grand Prix. However, there are several factors that prevented us from allowing them to join the competition.
Firstly, we initially thought they were dead or otherwise in no condition to participate. This changed once we discovered that they had come back from the dead and changed their ways. For a while, we contemplated inviting them, but this began to change when we learned that they technically broke a rule in the competition. This rule states that a participating digimon must be able to digivolve, and as far as we know, neither of your clients has the capabilities to do that. Changing between human and digimon forms doesn't count, either; no matter which form they're in, they have the same names, same attacks, same voices, and same mannerisms. According to several experts, this doesn't technically count as a digivolution, or even a slide evolution.
However, we only really decided not to invite them when we realized the biggest problem: not only would they break rules in the competition, but they'd break the competition itself. As you said, chances are good that they're some of the Digital World's most skilled drivers. They'd be competing against digimon who are just learning the ropes of driving, so it's not fair. Compounding this problem is the fact that your clients are Ultimates, and the vast majority of the racers are Rookies, so it'd be unfair to the other competitors on two fronts. Even if the other racers can digivolve, they would still be at a disadvantage for the first part of the race, and we are still unsure if digivolving has any effect on driving skills. So in the end, we decided to play it safe and exclude your clients from the invite list.
Keep in mind, this first Grand Prix is very experimental, as we're testing the waters for future car races. If the Grand Prix is a success, and the racers improve on their driving enough, we may invite your clients to a future event (where the digivolution clause may or may not apply). For now, though, it's been decided that to keep things fair, your clients should stay out of the race for now.
Thank you for your time, and we wish you and your past, present, and future clients the best.
Sincerely,
The organizers of the Digimon Grand Prix
A/N: Of course, there is always the theory that they taught the racers how to drive. Who knows?
Now all we need to do is find out why Arukenimon (a musician!) didn't get her own image song.