Chapter 1
Sexy Countries Are Dinosaurs!
Disclaimer: I don't own ANY of these! They all go to their respective owners on YouTube or whoever created them. Hetalia belongs to its respective owner.
A/N: Ciao everyone! After looking on YouTube for Hetalia Funny Videos, and me almost dying of laughter because of it. I decided to do this. These all belong to whoever created the video on YouTube. Enjoy!
Romano is standing out in an open field, hands on his hips. Little did he know, Germany was behind him. When Germany reached out to touch Romano's shoulder, only for Romano to turn around. When he saw Germany, well he eyes went wide.
Romano: Holy fucking shit, it's a dinosaur, Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
Germany just stood there, his eyes now wide.
Romano: Oh my fucking god, fucking dinosaurs,
Germany tries to convince Romano that he's not a dinosaur, but doesn't get a chance when Romano was kneeling away from his face.
Romano: Holy shit, what the fuuuuuuck?!
Germany facepalms, knowing Romano wouldn't listen.
-Inside the Nordic Home-
Denmark was cleaning his room, because Norway threatend him that of he didn't no battle axes or beer for a century, and we know how the Dane likes his axes and beer. When he was done cleaning he stood there with his hands on his hips, however, he did not notice Sweden come in at all. So when Sweden came in and touched his shoulder, Denmark turned around and his eyes were wide.
Denmark: Holy fucking shit, it's a dinosaur, Jeasus Christ, what the fuck?!
Oh my fucking god, fucking dinosaurs
Holy shit, what the fuuuuuuck?!
Sweden, well he facepalmed.
-In a Bar-
America was a bartender for the night. Apparently England got himself dead drunk and his face is facedown on the counter. He was muttering nonesense. Then America HAD to say it.
"You're drunk," America bluntly told England.
"You're Sexy." slurred England, pointing at America.
And you can guess his reaction.
-In a Swedish Bar 4 Hours After the Dinosaur Incident-
The Nordics were hanging out at a bar, because Denmark got his room clean and decided that they should all go to a pub for beer. Of course the Dane got himself dead drunk. And like England, he was muttering Nonesense, while he was face down on the table. And Sweden broke the awkward silence.
"You're drunk." Sweden stated.
"You're Sexy." responded the drunk Dane, pointing to Sweden.
And guess what the reactions of the Nordics were.
A/N: There's more to it then that, so stick around! I don't own ANY of these! If you want to see them, look them up on YouTube.
Hasta La Pasta!~