Harry Potter Insanity Chapter 1

This is pretty much a fanfic my friends and I came up with, although most of it is funny (well...we think it is XD), there is some point that it will get serious. WARNING TO DRACO MALFOY FANS: We will be pretty much finding many ways possible to humiliate him, so if you're a fan of his, I suggest reading a different story. Also, please do not flame, this is my first story ^^" Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter or its characters, J.K. Rowling is what we look like; me- .org/avatar/30824375 Itachi's- .org/avatar/30824466 Neko's- .org/avatar/30824606 Misa's- .org/avatar/30824825

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Four girls that were going to school suddenly heard the P.A. go off during lunch and decided to ignore it since it didn't really say anything really that important until they heard their names. "I repeat, Kailynn Ashe, Taylor Holguin, Krystal Maurer, and Callista Vantrease come to the principal's office please." Krystal looked at her friends in horror whereas Callista and Kailynn exchanged confused looks and Taylor just looked plain bored and was staring at the P.A. speaker blankly.

"Itachi...PLEASE don't tell me you threatened to bomb the school!" Krystal said.

Taylor looked at her annoyed and said "Why the hell do you always assume it was me that caused us to be called to the office? I mean, bombing the school sounds like a great idea and all, but seriously, what the hell?"

Callista and Kailynn started laughing hard while Krystal said "It could happen." and then she joined in with them.

Taylor rolled her eyes and said "Right, then." They all ate their lunch and headed to the principal's office. Krystal was about to say something, but Taylor said "If you come up with another reason that assumes I caused it for us to go to the office, I will go Dr. Jackal on you." When Krystal made a scared look, Callista and Kailynn laughed.

"Nice one, Itachi." Callista said in between laughs.

By the time they went into the office, Taylor immediately said "For whatever reason we're in trouble, I did not do anything."

"It wasn't my fault, it was the slushies!!" Callista said after Taylor.

"I swear to God, I did not blackmail anyone." As Krystal said that, an embarassing picture of a student fell out of her sleeve. She kicked it aside and said "You didn't see that." While the other three were coming up with excuses of why they were innocent, Kailynn was thinking 'If this is another college application, I'm out of here.'

The principal looked at them oddly and said "No...this is about you four moving to a different school."

"YAAAAY!" Callista, Taylor, and Krystal said and then all of them tilted their heads and asked "What?"

"I got four letters here for each of you and another letter telling me about your letters and that I won't have to deal with you four." He handed the envelopes to them. While the principal was talking about the letter he got, Krystal snuck underneath a chair and retrieved the photo she kicked underneath it and she put it in her pocker. 'Heh, heh, heh, now no one will know about that blackmailing photo.' Krystal thought with an evil grin.

"Uh...Tobi? Are you still with us?" Kailynn asked, waving her hand in front of Krystal's face to get her attention.

"Wait, what?" she responded cluelessly.

"Aren't you going to open your letter?" Kailynn asked, although she was a little annoyed that Krystal wasn't paying very much attention.

They all opened their letters up and Callista said "Yay! I've been accepted into a school that has hogs with warts!"

"Uh...Neko...the school is called Hogwarts..." Taylor said. The principle looked like he was trying to hide his amusement, but he failed to do so.

"Oh." Callista said.

"But there's a problem about all of this." Krystal said while there was a few minutes of silence.

"What?" Kailynn asked as she waited for her to answer.

"How are we going to go to Hogwarts if we don't even know where it is?"

"...Tobi's got a point." Taylor said.

"Maybe the people that work there will pick us up?" Callista suggested.

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I know that was kind of short but, meh, what are you gonna do? Anyway, I hope you enjoy this story as much as I enjoyed writing it ^^ Review if you'd like, I will also put chapter 2 up as well