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Thanks to my beta-reader Song. of. a. free. heart. for editing this story, and helping me with the description

Chapter One

Interview!

The sun was shining brightly, birds happily chirping in the trees, there was even dew on the grass. Logan knew this. He just checked. Somehow he felt that this meeting should have taken place on a dark and stormy night, not in the middle of a warm sunny day. He blamed Rahne. That girl had spent the last week telling everyone about the vampire that she had personally met. That vampire - um man - was now sitting across from Logan, smiling expectantly at him. And he, for the life of him, couldn't fathom the man's words.

Logan looked blankly at Nathaniel Essex (as his application claimed). A moment later, he turned to Wade, who was sitting in on the meeting. "Am I reading what I think I'm reading?" Logan questions.

"Yes, it's an application to teach here." Wade replied, leaning on the bookshelf.

"Are you serious?!" Logan questioned Mr. Sinister.

"Yes, I would like very much to work in the school and help mold the next generation into their full potential." Mr. Sinister replied, with a straight face.

"... You kidnapped one of our teachers last week!" Logan exclaimed. "Why would I let you work here?"

"That was not a kidnapping. That was a father wanting to speak to his son. If it had been a kidnapping I would have taken him to one of my labs...that I no longer have...except for the one." Sinister replied. "Besides the teacher in question kidnapped the girl who is now his wife a few years ago, and you let him stay."

"Yes, after he proved himself." Logan stated.

"So how do I prove myself?" Sinister replied.

Wade looked curiously at Logan, wondering how he was going to pull this off.

"Well, let's see... How long have you been a villain?" Logan questioned, pulling out a calculator and notebook.

"Onehundredeighteenyears," Sinister stated in a quick breath, mumbling it quietly. Unfortunately for him, Logan heard him anyway, and had years of deciphering similar mumbles from teenagers.

"Okay, One hundred Eighteen years. And how long have you been reformed?" Logan questioned, as Wade scoffed.

"Eight Years!" Sinister announced proudly.

"Okay, given that you were a villain for 118 years, and have been semi reformed (Semi?) You kidnapped Remy. Anyway, for 8 years, by my calculations, you will have to then remain completely reformed for (long pause while Logan calculates) 47 years, 5 months, 13 days. Then you may apply again."

"That doesn't sound very fair." Sinister pouted. "I am really working very hard, and my sponsor thinks-"

"It's more than fair. Remy was a villain for only 13 months, and had 15 months straight, along with raising a child, before we allowed him in. I'm already giving you a break." Logan stated as he removed the reading glasses, that he had put on for effect.

"...Isn't there anything else I can do to prove myself?" Sinister questioned.

" You could solve the Baby Apocalypse. That should shave about thirty years off." Wade stated, now doing his own calculations, after borrowing Logan's glasses.

"Consider it done!" Sinister jumped to his feet and mumbled to himself as he rushed out of the door.

Wade and Logan stared after him for a moment, before dissolving into laughter. "Sinister's going to halt it? We've dedicated every waking moment to it for nearly two years!" Wade states.

"More like a year and a half, but if he actually manages to come up with something that not diabolical... I will consider his application in 17 years!" Logan stated

"You're not going to let him in are you?" Wade asked.

"No, of course not, I'll just finally read this thing." Logan replied.

"Good, that guy seems familiar somehow...like I tried to stab him once or something." Wade replied.

Logan nodded and put the paper work in his filing cabinet. Wade then turned toward the door, stating as he leaves: "Well that was the last of the applicants... Unless some other former villain turned concerned parent decides to apply, I'm grabbing some grub."

"Magneto hasn't heard we're looking for a new music teacher yet." Logan replied, standing as well. "And Mystique put on her application 'stating you're a former anything, simply indicates that you are a quitter. Therefore you should applaud my current villain status' so I round-filed it."

"Round-filed? Do we have a Round-file? " Wade questioned as Logan locks the office.

"...Wade, that means I threw it away." Logan stated, in a tired tone.

"Ah yes, I understand the reference now! Yes that's perfect. Wait. Why didn't you do that with Essex... I swear I know him from somewhere...I'm sure it'll come to me." Wade rambled.

"I don't know, I feel that I should know him as well... but I also round-filed Mystique because I didn't want Stripes getting wind that I even humored her...not pregnant." Logan stated, both men pausing to shudder at the idea. Bringing Mystique up was dangerous, even when Rogue wasn't pregnant, but pregnant, the idea of it was terrifying.

"She has nerve, I'll give her that." Wade stated. "Besides it's not everyday that a blue assassin tries to go to work for you, however I wouldn't-WAIT! Why are we standing here talking on taco night! Those kids better not have eaten all of the tacos or we ARE going to Taco Bell " Wade then rushed down the hallway, Logan trailing after him, shaking his head.

They reach the Dining hall, and immediately realize two things. One, The LeBeaus weren't there And two, The children were taking advantage of that. Jonothon and Paige were kissing in the corner. Rahne and Jamie were throwing a taco back and forth. Lorna was texting rapidly while dodging stray lettuce, Angelo was hiding under a table, the majority of the others were screaming and running around the room, Laura was nowhere to be seen, and Julien was staring blankly at the bulletin board looking for an empty spot to hang his 'lost dog' poster...though he didn't own a dog. Logan stepped forward and blew a whistle. Everyone in the room suddenly froze, realizing who had just walked in.

As the stifling calm settles, Logan simply states. " Danger Room. 6 o'clock. Everyone. Except Angelo, and Laura. AND WHERE ARE THE LEBEAUS!? Gurthie. Starsmore. Danger Room morning as well. "

" Bu-" Julien begins.

" No! I DON'T want to hear whatever crazy, stupid story you've come up with to explain that poster!" Logan rants "I don't care who started the food fight! I don't care that it's dinner time, no texting! I don't want to know why Angelo feels he needs to hide! AND where is my DAUGHTER?!"

" Right here, Father." Laura stated, rising from behind the counter, where she had been hiding, cheese and hot sauce dripping out of her hair.

Logan stares blankly at her for a moment before asking " Book, magazine, movie or tv show?"

"All of them." Julien answers from behind Logan.

"ARG!" Logan screams, walking out of the room in search of the LeBeaus...or Xavier's stash of tea.

"Okay you idiots, clean this mess up...and bring me some tacos." Wade states after staring after Logan. "I'll be in my office."