A/N: I only own Merrietta Adelyne"Sparkly" Sue load of Sue bashing
A/N: If a Mary Sue fell into Prince Caspians time only the Pevensie would know her for the vile creature she is right? But what about Caspian would he fall under her charms(well duh) at least in my story he does the Pevensies are there to make sure Caspian doesn't do anything stupid and also that Merietta doesn't already ruin the story more than she already has just by being was inspired by Jealous of the Moons fanfics "How to Kill A Narnian Mary Sue"
Merietta Sue was the most beautiful girl in the entire universe(this was her opinion only no one else's) she had long lustrous(limp) blonde hair with red ,gold and silver mixed in(that came from cans,but Merietta had deluded herself into thinking it was her natural hair colour) and blue eyes that sparkled quite merrily,thank you very much. She also had the most amazing singing voice that in her opinion was like a bird's sweet song .In reality it sounded like two cats when they fight in a back alley or backyard.
Merietta had one true love okay she really had three true loves cause she couldn't make up her mind on whether she liked William Mosely,Ben Barnes or Skandar Keynes so she had three true loves .Although in order for a true love to be a true love the other person has to know you exist,and since they didn't we'll call it stalking .
"If only my true love would rescue me from this horrid place."Merrietta sighed gazing out the windows of her bedroom in her mansion while her loving parents strolled on the lawn below and waved when they looked up and saw their daughter staring at them.
Anyway Merietta was leaning so far out the window she fell out and tragically died ,no not really unfortunately though she was transported to Narnia and not by Aslan either it was by the unforeseen power that enables all Mary Sues to get to Hogwarts,Middle Earth or Narnia without a word of explanation even if it goes against all things canon.
Anyway Merietta landed right in the middle of Peter and Caspian's first encounter with each other ,gasping and rushing forward she attempted to throw herself between the two boys .She tripped over the hem of her ridicously long dress
"Please please! don't fight over me" She cried thinking that they were stunned by her beauty and were fighting as to who was worthy enough to woo her .
Caspian unfortunately had no experience with Mary Sue so he was enamored by her amazing beauty and he gazed at her while a vacant glazed look settled upon his was this creature of most amazing beauty he thought as he bent down to kiss her hand.
"Caspian!" Susan cried as she,Lucy and Edmund came running over."Don't you dare kiss that vile creature." she warned taking out her drew his sword and Lucy wielded her dagger. Peter had his sword trained on Merietta who was in seventh heaven because all three of her true loves were here and maybe just maybe they'd all fall in love with her .
"Ooooh,Peteykins,do put your sword away,I've come to help you beat the Temarins and then I can wed Caspian and be his queen." Merietta said .
"That sounds perfect." Caspian said not able to take his eyes away from Merietta.
"Shut up,Caspian."Peter snapped he turned to Merietta."You get away from him and they're called Telmarines and I though we got rid of you 1300 years ago how is that you keep cropping up ."
"They're like a bad cough,may I shoot her now." Susan asked fingering her bow.
"Buuuut Peter! Caspian and I are destined to be together it was written(here Merietta lowered her voice dramatically) in the stars." she looked around to see how everyone reacted to that news unfortunately no one looked the least bit interested ;even though Caspian still had that lovesick look on his face .
"Well if it was written in the I shall take you back to my castle."Caspian said forgetting that he didn't have a castle and was in fact running for his life cause his uncle wanted to kill the Pevensies remembered for him.
"Caspian,you idiot ,you don't have a castle your running for you're life because your uncle wants to kill you ." Edmund said rolling his eyes.
Merietta blinked several times trying to digest this information she had never read the books and had barely paid attention when she watched the movie only focusing on the hotness of Ben Barnes ,Will or Skandar but mostly Ben .so she had no idea that Caspian's uncle was trying to kill him even though that's a major part of the story .
"Further more there's nothing like that written in the stars ,she made it up." Lucy said shaking her head at the audacity of Merietta and the idiocy of Caspian.
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Merietta stuck to them like a burr or rather she stuck to Caspian like a burr and when they entered the How and started making plans as to how to defeat the Telmarines she stood up.
"I know! I'll just appeal to Miraz's good nature and sing a lovely song that'll melt this heartstrings,then he'll renounce the claim on your life." Merietta stood up and started singing (quite horribly too)
Daylight
See the dew on the sunflower
And a rose that is fading
Roses whither away
Like the sunflower
I yearn to turn my face to the dawn
I am waiting for the day . . .
Midnight
Not a sound from the pavement
Has the moon lost her memory?
She is smiling alone
In the lamplight
The withered leaves collect at my feet
And the wind begins to moan
By this time half the Narnians were writhing on the ground in terrible pain ,the Pevensies were covering their ears ,only Caspian was staring at Merietta as if she were the most lovely creature in all of Narnia
Memory
All alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again
Every streetlamp
Seems to beat a fatalistic warning
Someone mutters
And the streetlamp gutters
And soon it will be morning.
The other half of the Narnians that weren't cringing in pain fled the How better to be captured by a Telmarine soldier and thrown in the dungeoun than listen to Meritta's horrible singing one more minute.
Suisan couldn't take it anymore and she fitted a arrow onto her bow,then let it fly it hit Merietta right in the neck and she fell to the ground .
"I think you killed her."Edmund said touching her with his foot.
"You can't kill them she'll be back,you'll see."Peter said darkly as they continued their plans