Disclaimer: I own nothing! Not Whose Line is it Anyways or Yugioh, or Fruit Loops, Cheerios, Starbucks or any other thing i mention in here ((except Transmitia))

((Phantoro: ok theres a guy in here named Phantoro. If you've read my The Game fic, you'll know he's the Witty Phantom, so I use my real name in this))

'Hey, welcome to Whose Line! The show where everything is made up the points don't matter, Just like the Blue Eyes White Dragons! (Seto growls) There's one reason why I made this: Win a competition with my friends ! I'm Kikia and here are my Slaves - I mean the contestants!'

'Held here against his will - Seto Kaiba!' Seto growls louder(Fan girls go insaine)

'The hottest Egyptian in the world - Marik Ishtar!' Marik blows Kikia a kiss, she smiles. (Kikia is Marik's girlfriend) (Fan girls hiss and boo Kikia and cheer)

'I need to sharpen my hair with Joey's pencil sharpener - Tristan Taylor!' Tristan makes a rude gesture with his fingers. (-cricket...cricket...-)

'I am the master of disaster - Phantoro!' Phantoro smirks. (Kikia smiles, Seto growls louder then before and Phantoro girls ((Kikia and her friends)) clap and cheer)

'Alright, let's get this game on! Our first game is called Scene from a hat! This is for all of you now get your worthless asses - all except marik's ass, which is HAWT - up onto the stage!' Kikia said as everyone got onstrage. 'What Seto Kaiba thinks of first thing in the morning' Kikia said. Phantoro steps forward.

'Hmm... Friut Loops or Cheerios? Ohh wait, My favorite, Long Johns!' Audence laughs. Seto doesn't get the joke.

Marik steps forwards. 'What shall I wear today? Boxers, Breifs or Thong?' Kikia laughs, Seto fan girls roar with rage.

'How Tristan does his hair' Kikia said, looking at another paper. Seto steps forward.

'Alright, All I need is a pencil sharpener and gel' Every Seto fan girl laughs, everyone else is quiet. Marik steps forward.

'Every dayI gel my hair so it is as pointy as can be, so now I can poke people's eyes out!' Kikia laughs, everyone else does as well. 'Things found in Phantoro's dresser drawers' Kikia said.

Tristan steps forwards. 'Seto kaiba boxers, shirts and pants...Hmmmm...What to wear...' Everyone but Kikia laughs.

Seto steps forward. ' I must put on my stupid hat! There we go!' Buzzer.

'Next game is called Crazy Newcasters. Marik, your the anchor. Phantoro is your co-anchor and is - Wait, is this right? - Phantoro is Seto Kaiba. Seto is the sports reporter and is a talking goldfish. Tristan, your the weather, and you are Steve Irwin. Go!' Kikia smiled.

'Welcome to the Noon news at 1 a.m. I am your anchor, Yankie Doodle, and this is my co-anchor, Cheese balls' Marik said into the camera after the cheesy music went away.

'I must figure out a way to defeat Yugi Motou and his Egyptian God Cards! GAH! I NEED A NEW STRATAGY!' Phantoro yelled, falling off his stool to the floor. Marik looked at him with a raised eyebrow. 'Okkkkkkaaaaaayyy...On to sports with Fish Pond' Camera zooms to Seto, who is looking thrilled to be a fish.

'Ok, over here the Red Sox lost again...glub, glub, glub...' Seto said. Camera zoomed back to Marik.

'Alright then Fish. Here with the Weather is Aussie Australia!' Camera zooms to Tristan, who is on the floor.

'CRIKEY! Don't sneek up on me like that! It's dangerus! Over here,we Yo ucan see a large weather front - WATCH OUT!' Tristan jumpps off screen, camera follows to see him wrestling a bunch of cables. Everyone laughs. 'Crikey! She's a beaut ain't she? in the wild, these cables can grow up to fif- no sixty feet long!' Buzzer.

'Alrighty then... one billion points to Marik for doing absolutly nothing! 1 point to Seto for being a dumb ass fish, a billion to Phantoro for that awsome Seto and 500 to Tristan for being the Crocidile Hunter! Stay tuned after the break!' Kikia siad,mthrowing the hat at the camera, which it hit and broke the lens.

Commercials

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Wanna be the best duel monster ever? Buy this hat and you will be! Phantoro's hat flashes on screen Makea duel monster happy by taking his hat!

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Comercials over

'Welcome back to Whose Line! Time to play Subtitles! I know it's not a game any of you have heard of but this is how we play. Phantoro and Seto are a married couple who are going to the airport. They can't say anything but they can move their mouths. Marik, you will be dubbing for Seto, and Tristan, you're dubbing for Phantoro. Begin when ready!' Kikia smiled.

'So, where are we going my beautiful new wife?' Marik asked as Seto tried to mouth the words he was saying. 'Umm, Gate fifty nine hunny-buns' Tristan said as Phantoro walked. 'Alright, were here' Marik said as Seto bend down to tie up his shoe. 'Can you kick me in the ass?' Marik smiled. Phantoro caught onto what Marik wanted to happen and went over and kicked Seto in the ass. 'There hunny-bunny, I kicked your ass' Tristan said. Seto growled and Kikia buzzed. 'We don't wanna go any further becuase Seto will kill me! Infinity points to Marik for being my boyfriend! Negitive 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for Seto becuase I don't like him, 7 points to Tristen for nothing and another billion to Phantoro for kicking Seto in the ass!' Kikia smiled.

'Now it's time to play come more comercials while Marik and I get it on! HA HA HA!' Kikia yelled as Mari krushed over to her, pulling her off camera.

A few minutes after comercials, Kikia and Marik come back, Marik with a scratch on his face and Kikia with his belt, smiling they sat down at their places. 'Alright, winner of this show is Marik for what we did during the comercials!' Kikia announced, Marik came over to her and kissed her as she got up, letting him sit down. 'Alright, what are we playing?' Tristan asked. 'Your playing Party Quirks! Seto, your hosting a party. Begin when ready!' Marik said as Kikia and him made out for a few minutes untill the game started. She then ran onstage.

'Well, My party is ready. I hate partys. Why am I throwing one?' Seto said as Marik made the doorbell ring. Seto opened the "Door" and Tristen walked in. 'Help me! Seto Kaiba is trying to kill me again! NOOOOOO!' Tristen yelled, hiding behind Seto, who then raised his eyebrow. The crowed laughed. Marik made the dorrbell wrong again. Phantoro walked in. 'I want to rule the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!' He laughed. Seto raised his eyebrow again. 'I gotta stop inviting these people!' He said as Marik made the doorbell ring once more. Kikia walked in. 'Are you sure it's a good idea to be in here? Seto, your future! I see it!' buzz buzz buzzer

'Ok Seto, who are they?' Mari kasked, reading the cards.

'Tristan is Phantoro' Seto said. Tristan nodded and sat down.

'Phantoro is Bakura on crack' Seto said as Phantoro stopped huggign his legs, got up and sat down. 'Hey, when is Bakura never on Crack?'Kikia asked, laughing.

'And who's Kikia?' Marik asked, smiling.

'Umm...A Jahova's Whitness?' Seto asked. Kikia laughed.

'Wrong! Kikia is Ishizu who is on sugar pills!' Marik said as Kikia ran over to him, glomping him and pushing him off the chair.

'See muh nef ime!' Mairk siad from under Kikia.

R&R if ya want no flames!