Ya this is my first fic soooooooo... it's probably really stupid. Disclaimer: You know the drill. I don't own Twilight and I'm very glad I don't.
Teenage Girl Version
Bella: You're like, super fast and strong, and like your skin is like, soooooo cold. Geez what are you like, a magician? Or like, a bodybuilder on steroids or something?
Edward: I'm a vampire.
Bella: Like oh my Gawd, Are you serious? Vampires are like, soooooo last year!
Edward: You know, I can kill you with one…
Bella: UGH! Talk to the hand!
Edward: What are you…?
RIIIIIIIIIING
Bella: Hold on a sec. Jenny! No I'm not doing anything important!…Yeah!…I know! I was like seriously! And he was like totally! And I was like no way! Totally!
This went on for five hours until Edward got sick of it and killed her.
Scared to Death Version
Bella: Your skin is icy cold, you're stronger than any one else. I know what you are.
Edward: Say it.
Bella: ...
Edward: Say it out loud.
Bella: ...
Edward: I said, SAY IT LOUD!
Bella: ...
Edward: DAMNIT WOMAN SAY THE FUCKING WORD ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: Vampire...AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Then Bella decided to hightail it out of there
Bella With ADD
Bella: Your skin is icy cold and... look there's a bird! What was I saying? Oh yeah, and you're faster and stronger than anyone else. I know what you are.
Edward: Say it.
Bella was stareing into space.
Edward: Say it out loud.
Bella: What? Oh sorry I was thinking about penguins. Hey! Your eyes are yellow! I never noticed! What were we talking about? I can't remember. Well, see ya!
Edward: 0_o?
Bah! I can't spell! 0_o Anyways go easy on me cuz this is my fist fic! P.S. No offense against anyone with ADD!