Merlin hummed happily as he carried Arthur's breakfast tray into his chamber. Arthur flinched when bright sunrays hit his eyes.
"Get out, Merlin."
Merlin skipped over to Arthur's bed. Arthur's eyebrows rose when he felt Merlin's weight next to him in his warm bed. Merlin's large hand rubbed Arthur's firm back. Arthur squirmed as his conscience ate at his soul.
"Wakie Wakie, Arthur."
Arthur bolted from his bed.
"Look, Merlin… it was one time, and I was bored."
Merlin looked crestfallen. "I thought… we could." A huge tear dropped from his crestfallen blue eyes.
"It was battle, and I was bored. Some of the men told stories of..." Arthur lowered his eyes in shame. "I took advantage of you."
Despair entered Merlin's mind. "Is this about Gwen?"
"Not really. I love Gwen, but I like women. I need bosoms, silky skin, soft hips… you're much too angular. Gwen is short, and she fits in my arms nicely. I love her deeply. You're much too tall and boney. Gwen has a nice set of breasts. I like breasts, especially Gwen's breasts."
"She cheated with Lancelot, Arthur," Merlin whined.
"I'm willingly to overlook her past indiscretion."
"Perhaps… the three of us…
Arthur shook his head quickly. "No."
"I'm sure Gwen would understand."
"I just don't want to have sex with you… again."
"Oh."
"Bring me my breakfast."
"Of course, Arthur."
"Merlin?'
Merlin turned a sad blue gaze upon Arthur. "Yes, Arthur."
"Never speak of this again."
"Of course, Arthur."
Merlin trudged sadly out of Arthur's chamber.
Merlin smirked as he hurried from Arthur's chamber. Gwen owes me one for this. They are destined to be together. I can't have a mopey indecisive Arthur as king. Freya with her demon wings was a way better lover. Gwen could have those pasty dry kisses.
Merlin's eyes glowed amber as he sauntered back to his chamber.
A/N: just quick thanks for all of the Arthur/Merlin stories that are labeled as Arthur/Gwen stories. Thanks!