Dear Santa,

This is Alfred (you know the one who sent you the letter about the gummy wheels and hamburgers last year) speaking. It has been a great year right? I mean I did not fail school yet and my football team won some of the seasons games. And I haven't been bad as well! So, usually I wish for a whole bunch of stuff, but this year I really want something specific and important I guess. You see I have ... Girl problems. I am a junior in high school and I never ever had a single girlfriend (except that one girl in 2nd grade but that wasn't much of a relationship beside her hitting me whenever I came close). It's like weird because doesn't the hero always get the girl? The girls in my school are nice but they are not really what I am looking for. I want someone amazing, that will blow me of my feet! I want someone I can love like a hero! ...Wow that sounded cheesy. But anyways I think that is all I want for Christmas. So, I wish u a merry christmas man.

With merry wishes,

Alfred F. Jones

P.S.: I would also be happy about other presents, just saying.

P.P.S: Like a new football

P.P.P.S: Or something like that.

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Alfred grinned happily at the result of his work. After about ten spell and grammar checks he was now absolutely sure the letter was perfect. After all he had to make a good impression on Santa. (Oh Alfred you gullible idiot)

He then folded the letter neatly and pushed it in the already prepared envelope. His bro Matthew already prepared it with address, stamps and all that. He was cool like that.

"Yo, Matthew!" he shouted as he stuck his head through his door. "Are you done with your letter to Santa?"

Matthew sighed as he winced at the ridiculous loudness of his brothers voice. It was like he had speakers inside his mouth.

"No Al... I am not done yet." he said in his normal quiet voice. "And there is no need to scream after all our rooms are right next to each other."

"What did you say? You need to speak up, no one will hear you when you whisper like that."

Oh Alfred you insensible, air headed, not-at-all-heroic, thick headed, loud, hamburger eating idiot. Matthew scribbled down another few words on his letter. He had to do it or Alfred would probably freak out in epic proportions. How come he even still believes that, he was already 16 after all. Matthew finally jotted down his name and pushed the letter in his envelope.

"I'm ready." he called out as he walked into the hallway. He then got immediately tackled down by the before mentioned idiot. "A-Alfred!"

"Dude! How come you are even in the hockey team with skills like that? It felt like tackling a girl!"

Matthews eyelid twitched in irritation.

"Get off me or you won't get any pancakes in the next century."

That caused an immediate panicked reaction, and Alfred stumbled up.

"Dude, chill man! I was just joking! No need to get your panties in a bunch!" he said dusting himself off. No joke was worth Mattie's pancakes. Ever.

Matthew just sighed. And sighed again just for good measure. He probably would sigh again but that'd be in the near future. Hopefully the not so near future.

"Just give me the letter okay?" Matthew said exasperated. He really had the urge sometimes to just get out of the house, walk somewhere really far away, and forget about his stupid brother once and for all. But the stupid thing was that he was too nice for his own good.

"Anyways are you going to come with me to the mail office or am I going to go alone?" Matthew asked as he took the letter from his brother. He would actually prefer to go alone and so he was silently praying Alfred would say no...

"Dude of course I will come! I mean I can't let my little brother go without his big bros protection!"

Oh damn you universe.

"Technically I am older then you."

"Bah, a few minutes don't count! I am the big bro so I will stay the big bro." Alfred said flexing his muscles.

Matthew sighed pinching the bridge of his nose. Tis the season to be jolly...

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"I wonder what that mans problem was..." Alfred said thoughtfully. The post officer looked at him so weirdly when he told them that the letter was for Santa.

Alfred didn't even have the slightest clue what the man was laughing about. Matthew was sighing behind him like always. He seriously needs to talk to his bro when something was troubling him. He was sighing the whole time, it was seriously worrying Alfred.

"Hey Alfred did you do your math?" Matthew asked avoiding to answer the question, as they continued walking towards their home. It was a winter just like a story book, with snow covering the streets and colorful lights hanging from the houses. Yes everyone could feel the American christmas spirit.

"We had math?" Alfred exclaimed spinning around to face the slightly shorter male.

"Yes...Yes we did." Matthew said slowly. The answer was expected and very much like Alfred. Matthew couldn't even remember the last time the answer was different. "We have math homework pretty much every day Alfred. How do you keep forgetting it?"

"Well, it's christmas and all so I guess I am like all excited and stuff." He said perfectly confident that that was a good excuse.

"Aha, when we are home you will better start cracking. Mrs. Helena will kill you the next time you slack off."

"But Mattie!" Alfred started whining. "It is Christmas!"

"No it is Christmas in two weeks and there is still one week of school left so you have to work."

"B-but..."

"No. You will not copy of my own."

Alfred started doing his puppy eyes.

"No way."

It was absolutely ridiculous how effective those eyes were.

"...Fine." Matthew said angry at himself that he was so weak against it. He hardly knew anyone who could withstand the charms of Alfred's puppy eyes.

"Yay!" Alfred cheered and gave Matthew a bear hug that would probably crush a bear as well. "You are the best!"

"Oh for the love of god you are killing me!" Matthew squeaked trying to breathe. Alfred was too strong for his own good.

Alfred pulled back a bright grin on his face.

"You are awesome you know that?"

"Yes, I am awesome. I am so awesome that everyone I meet forgets that I exist. I have superpowers that make me invisible." he said trying to catch his breath. Alfred's eyes widened.

"Seriously?" Alfred gasped. "Dude why didn't you tell me?"

"... Are you kidding me?" Matthew asked disbelieve in his voice. "Do you even know the small word 'Sarcasm'?"

"We had an American lesson on that right?"

"It's English."

"No it isn't it's American."

Matthew didn't even bother to answer. He just turned around and started walking towards their drive way. Maybe one day he will laugh about it. But not today.

He hurriedly unlocked the door and slammed it shut behind him. Immediately after that he could hear Alfred's fists banging against the door.

"Dude! Matthew! Let me in!" Alfred shouted. "I know what sarcasm is! And I also know that it is called English although it is stupid! I was joking! DUDE!"

Matthew casually went upstairs and slumped down on his bed. That's going to be a nice evening...

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Kiku Honda was doing homework when suddenly the door was ringing. And it didn't ring once. It was ringing over and over again, forming a shrill cacophony of agony. He could immediately tell it was Alfred since any other SENSIBLE person would only ring once.

As he hurried down the stairs he was thinking of the possibilities why Alfred would visit. They hadn't planned any video game days and there haven't been any new horror movies lately. So it had to be a more personal problem.

Kiku opened the door expecting the worst. And he was right since Alfred was obviously majorly ,and pardon for the language, pissed.

"Kiku, call my brother and tell him to let me in or I will be forced to sleep over and you know how that ended up the last time. ...Please." he growled.

Kiku blinked.

"Hello Alfred-kun. And okay I will call Matthew-san." he said slowly gesturing Alfred to come in. It was quite puzzling request but asking for a reason might be seen as impolite. Alfred immediately slumped down on the couch and waited for Kiku to finish.

Kiku took his cellphone dialing Matthews number. He raised the phone then to his ear and waited for the other to pick up.

"Matthew Williams on the phone." he heard the familiar voice coming from the speaker.

"Um, Matthew-san it's Kiku." he said quietly looking back to Alfred. "Your brother is here and requested that you would open the door so he can enter."

He then hear a sigh.

"Oh god I'm sorry. I should have known that he would come to your home."

"It's no problem, just I still have to do homework and Alfred is threatening me with a sleep over."

"...Tell him to go home and I will unlock it okay?"

"Thank you Matthew-san." Kiku finished and flipped his phone closed. He then said to Alfred "I think he will open the door now."

"Thanks Kiku! Saved my ass." Alfred grinned and put his arm over Kiku's shoulder immediately throwing Kiku off balance.

"Yes Alfred-kun, now please don't do that you are killing various bones in my neck." he said his tone strained.

"Oh sorry." Alfred said. "So bye bro, see you tomorrow."

As he left the house he started walking back to his home. It was a pleasant walk and he enjoyed it. Little did he know that his life as he knows is going to end very soon. Like really, really soon. Like at Christmas. When he sees his gifts. And sees some certain *Spoiler* sitting under his *Spoiler* and *Spoiler*.

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Wooooh! First chapter done! There is not going to be a lot of USUK I the first few chapters but it is coming. Soon. And PruCan. And GerIta. And SuFin. And Spamano. And other awesome hinting of stuff. Maybe even a few straight couples like AusHun. I don't know because this is a joint story! With intensifiedglamour. So we will have to wait for her to finish the 2nd chapter so don't blame me when the chapters take decades. So review, fave and rate. I live on those. Poriichu out.