AN: This is the end result of a strange case of writer's block wherein whenever I'm out at some cyber café or another, I feel like writing… but by the time I get home, I don't, as well as being a sucker for the oddest pairings/obsessions/infatuations (saw a lemon with Takato and Ms. Asagi on Mediaminer. Don't ask about it :P). This is an odd little parody of a rather odd song by Fountains of Wayne. Hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon. It belongs to BANDAI and the lucky bastard who created it in the first place. Stacy's Mom (the song I mean) belongs to Fountains of Wayne. Dig? Oh, and Stacy's mom belongs to Stacy… obviously.
Rika's MomA Strangely Done and Oddly Inspired Tamers Songfic
By Fizzy 13
Rika's mom has got it goin on
Rika's mom has got it goin on
Rika's mom has got it goin on
Rika's mom has got it goin on…
Rika can i come over after claa-a-a-ass (after class)
We can hang around on the gra-a-a-a-a-ass (around on
the grass)
Has your mom come back from her fashion show (fashion show)
Is she there or has she run off to San Francisco (San Francisco)
You know I'm not the gogglehead that i used to be
I'm all grown up now Ice Queen, can't you see.
Rika's mom has got it goin on
She's all i want and she beats Digimon
Rika can't you see you just lack the right card for me
And I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Rika's mom
Rika's mom has got it goin on
Rika's mom has got it goin on
Rika do you remember when I was feeding Guilmon (was
feeding Guilmon)
Your mom came out with just a towel o-o-o-on
(towel on)
I could tell she likes me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
Or maybe it was because Guilmon was the-e-e-re (Guilmon was there)
And I know that you think that it's just a fantasy
But since you've never met your dad your mom could use a guy like me
Rika's mom has got it goin on
She's all I want and she beats Digimon
Rika can't you see you just lack right the card for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Rika's mom
(MUSIC BREAK)
Rika's mom has got it goin on (you go Rumiko!)
She's all I want and she beats Digimon (to hell with Digimon!)
Rika can't you see you just lack the right card for me
I know it might be wro-o-ong but I'm in love with
Rika's mom oh oh oh oh (I'm in love with)
I'm in love with Rika's mom oh oh oh
oh (sorry Ice Queen but)
Rika can't you see you just lack the right card for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Rika's mom
AN: Yeah, yeah… it was odd… but what can you expect from a guy like me? I write odd fics. I consider everything I've done as odd. That includes Guardian Algorithm, the writer's block for which I hope has been alleviated by this little thing I've done. In case you still don't get whose POV this is, it's Takato's. Anybody who hasn't figured that out either inattentive to the in-script clues, and to the character filter under which this fic has been placed, or is just an idiot. Although the chances of somebody not figuring this out are REALLY LOW, since it's so damned obvious. So, I humbly beseech you, reader, to review this odd piece I have written. Thank you again for your reading this.