A/N: I got bored and I love Stephen Lynch and Hetalia so this beautiful little CRACK-love-child was born, I hope you don't mind but to make it easier on me I'm writing it in script form. Hurr Durr I'm lazy~
*music plays while Alfred and Ivan sing a duet*
Russia: I like my toast buttered.
America: And I'll take mine dry~
(Accidental innuendoes FTW!)
Russia: I dig the Beetles. *pulls out his creepy nephew Shino (from Naruto OTL xD)*
America: I'm a Stones kinda guy~ *pulls out pot*
Russia: I have fine taste. *pulls out Vodka*
America: And I like things cheap. *pulls out McDonalds*
Russia: I wanna stay up all night….(and stalk China)
China: ARU!
America: I just wanna sleep….with your sister *looks away and pretends he never said that*
Ukraine: *blushes*
Russia: What?
America: What…I just wanna sleep that's my line. 'kay ready?
Russia: No I'm not— *music forces him to sing*I-I like the sunshine.
America: And I~ wanna nail your sister!
Russia: SEE YOU JUST—I like Julia Roberts movies…?
America: I just wanna EFF the ESS outta your sister, and Ivan you'd rule! HEY! If you say it's cool~
Russia: It's not cool!
America: I'd go pick her up at her junior high school, yeah your sister!~
Ukraine: FML!
Belarus: FML!
Russia: WAIT THAT SISTER!
America: YEAH~~~
Russia: I thought you meant my older sister!
America: I wanna eff your sister! I wanna eff her in the 'A' –
Russia: WHAT!
America: -And just 'C' all over her chin!
Russia: STOP USING LETTERS!
America: We'll I'd stick my fist in her 'V' and move it around her A-hole
Russia: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
America: I WANNA. NAIL! YOUR! SISTER!~~
Russia: STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!
America: What?
Russia: I just wanna make ONE thing clear!...I DO NOT LIKE JULIA ROBERTS MOVIES!
*After the show*
Belarus: *getting in her car*
Ukraine: *sneaking up behind her* [Thoughts: What the hell I have the tits and she's a friggin' B-cup stalker brother complex otaku! WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE HER AND NOT ME!] *takes out pipe* [No more!] ~~ *raises pipe over Bela's head*
~End~
A/N: OTL. Trolololin' on all you peoples xD. Where do you think Russia got the pipe and 'kolkolkol' from? She gave him the scarf she might as well have given him that too. I might wanna do more Hetalia crackness it's funnnnnnnn. And I love you Ukraine! You should still kill Belarus though :D