Mega man 10: Dr. Wily's sick day

Dr. Albert Wily woke up in his bed, the alarm disturbing his comfort. He tried to reach for it without lifting his head from his pillow, but fell off of the bed. Then his nose suddenly felt all stuffy, so he grabbed a tissue to sneeze into it. He groaned as he realized he had a fever. Why me? He complained to himself. Why not that meddlesome robot, Mega man? Suddenly, inspiration struck, and a grin streaked across his face. He snapped his fingers, and the floor beneath him dropped him into a secret room.

"Ahahahahahaha! Metall, get ready to start some building, I have a brilliant plan! Ahaha!" The Neo Metall X robots deployed themselves. Albert went to his computer and started to construct blueprints for his new invention."Yes! This Roboenza virus will clog their oil tanks, and alter their programming to obey me, that is if they want the cure." He spun around in his chair. "Achoo! I could really use some handkerchiefs right now." He whined. The desk automatically produced a tissue box. He grabbed one and blew into it. Now that's done, I'll begin designing my new Wily Castle and Wily machine #10.

"Dr. Wily, sir!" Reported a Sniper Joe."Your transport is still severely damaged from last time. Do you want us to proceed on the repairs?" Wily pondered this, and decided, "No. Once I've infected the robots of the world with my virus, I will use this damaged Capsule to convince Dr. Light that I'm not the culprit. Haha! This is even better than framing him for it all!" "Brilliant plan, sir!" Agreed the Joe."Oh, by the way, sir, we are also low on ammunition, and our plasma busters will consume too much of it to be able to use it correctly." Wily frowned."Hmm, I'll have to augment you busters for better efficiency, but it would downgrade your machine guns." He changed the rate of fire on the Machine gun Joes' busters from 8 to 3. He then tapped his head. Why did all the devils fail? He asked himself. Then he realized that they were destroyed because they were liquid, and decided to create a Devil with a more solid structure. He called it Block Devil. His other large scale robot was a huge robotic crab. He also incorporated some past robot master A.I. into red capsules to fight in their place. He also designed a new Wily capsule, or two would be more precise. The other was to be piloted by a robotic version of himself. His plan was looking up…