The Rock God.
Summary: A lover of rock and the show Phineas and Ferb is granted the title, god. Phineas and Ferb and the gang get invited to a universe obsessed with rock.
This chapter, is basically the history behind the Edgy universe.
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I do not own Phineas and Ferb.
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Becoming famous was easier said than done, especially when it came to the world of music.
In the world, there seemed to be musician getting discovered every minute, and a fresh batch would appear every season or so, to replace the old batch.
That batch, was picked from the billion of people on earth, that are given the opportunity to either rise up and truly shine or crash and burn trying.
But despite the dangers may dreamed of being in that batch of lucky people.
Like himself.
Unfortunately, he had spent his whole life trying to get into that batch, but to no success.
When he was in his teens, the world was a much more easier place and the future was looking bright, but he was quickly disillusioned of that fact, when he realized how common singer's and bands were.
If he was a girl, he noticed that people would look for, somebody who was unhealthy slim, had a pretty face and had a body, good enough to show half naked in live concert or on live T.V, not be mention incredibly young.
In a lot of cases, it had nothing to do with females singing ability, because they could fake it easily and more to do with sex appeal.
But because he was a man.
People looked for a nice face as well, a six pack to show off to a lot of screaming teenage girls and were young enough to give the illusion, the fans could one day marry them, in fact, with so much autotune and lipsinking going on in the world today.
Real music was going out the window.
And that's why so many good singer's, give up on music altogether or stopped trying to hit the big time, once they were deemed 'too old' for the industry and a fresher batch of 'I could become a musician took their places to their places.
He was unfortunately one, of them, he couldn't understand the garbage on T.V., that posed as music and why people going crazy over it, when more than half of them were faking it.
Well, then again...
If the so called stars of the world suddenly sung for real, he bet a small fraction of them could actually sing while the other's made you want to plug your ears to make it stop.
But there was nothing like listening, to somebody's actual voice from their very own throat, you could judge if they deserve to be on the stage or not, just by listening to their sound.
That's why he admired, people like that who actually sang for real, shows that didn't go out of their way to autotune everything making the voice's sound so fake that it was obvious they were coming out of a computer.
If he ran a world where people had to use their real voice, the world would be a much fairer place.
Just imagine it...
A whole world, where people danced the whole night long, and there was no such thing as autotune.
Where the people who made it as rockstars had to work hard and didn't get paid millions just to move their lips and let their voice out once so that the machine can fix them.
Today, he had failed his auditions again, for the last time.
Tomorrow, he would 32, deemed too old to sing rock and make it big in the world.
The world he lived in was unfair, he had basically spent his whole life chasing the lie, television had fed him from an early age.
The music world was a harsh and unforgiving place and only a few make it big.
He had finally given up on his childhood dreams.
What was the point?
He began to pack up his things, while thinking about maybe becoming a music teacher, at least than, he was guaranteed an income every month, and he could stop spending money driving around the country, chasing after those who promised to make him, big in the world.
He had pretty much flushed most of his golden years down the drain, and the passion for music he had at the beginning, pretty much left him by now after so many rejections.
Should he sell of his music equipment?
That was his last thought, before something sharp and pointy hit him, in the back of the head and he woke up in a white space.
"Hello?" He said, yelling out, where was he?
He decided to walk around for a bit, had he been kidnapped?
Wait.
What is that?
He saw something in the far distance and began to walk towards it, with each step his disbelief increased.
Is that a...?
It was an electric guitar sitting innocently on chair, around it's neck was a note which he pulled that said.
'Dear Vic.
Your dead.
You died by a hammer to the head.
Your welcome.
In this blank space, is the start of everything.
Currently, a universe has yet to exist to fill this space, we would like you to fill it in.
All the time, universes are being destroyed, and those gap's need to be filled in, or the multiverse wouldn't function right and we might all die.
So, here's the deal. You use this guitar to create a universe and we'll never step foot into your world and slap rules on you, you feel us?
It was either you or some woman, named Lady gaga.
We have yet to have a universe that is entirely based on music, despite their being countless universe out there who burst into song.
If you don't want to accept, than you can enter the circle of rebirth and be a plant or something, either way, we don't care.
Yes, we reallydon't care.
Love etc.
The lazy ass gods'
.
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He didn't know what to make of this note.
Was this some kind of joke?
His eyes wondered to the innocent looking guitar on a chair.
Prehap's, he should just walk away now?
He seemed to have stumbled onto a crazy plot.
But wouldn't it be cool, if the note was real and he could really create a universe based on rock, and other types of music?
Man, wouldn't that be cool.
The guitar was in his right hand.
WHAT!?
He didn't even realize he had picked it up!
A warm comfortable feeling spread throughout his right arm and it started glowing.
"Holy smokes!" He said, looking at his glowing arm.
He paused, then put the strap under his arm and around his neck, and held the guitar in both hands.
His hair started glowing and started to move gently, as if wind was passing through it.
Never had an instrument felt so right in his hands before, until that moment.
He just had to play it, it was calling out to him and that's exactly what he did.
He took a breather and unleashed a riff that only those who practiced, the guitar, day in and day out for more than ten years could even hope to unleash.
The scenery around him, began to change, as began to play and the whiteness around him was slowly begin filled in.
Grass began to grow, and so did plant life.
Insects, birds and animals began to come into existence.
Man made structures began to rise from the ground, the sky began to be filled in and the rivers were made but last but not least, came the people.
Billions of people in Phineas and Ferb show, form began to come into existence.
Those over 16, whore lots and lots of leather and tight jeans, and had piercing, but those under it, looked like they were about to go the skatepark for the day.
A stage formed right under him and a crowd began to form right in front of him, up in lights was the name 'The Rock God' and fire workers went on in the background.
When he had finished with his riff, he couldn't believe his eyes.
"DO, ANOTHER!" Yelled somebody.
"ROCK GOD, ROCK GOD!" Several people chanted.
"SIGN MY T-SHIRT!" Another person yelled.
Leaving him stunned, as impossible information just flow into his mind.
Did he just create a universe through rock?
#20 year's later#
The Flynn family couldn't help but crowd around the newest addition to their family, it was a baby girl, that they named, Candice Flynn.
She had orange hair little hair and blue eyes, but the most noticeable feature about her, was the purple rock shirt that had a hand, striking a rock pose on top of open mouth with a pierced lip on it.
Her hair was done into two ponytails and she wearing a black skirt, totally different from her counterpart at her age.
In the background, you could easily hear heavy Rock Music being playing and she clapped cutely to each drum beat.
"Oh, she's so cute." Betty Joe Flynn said, in an old rockers outfit.
#6 years later#
Phineas Flynn had been born and like his sister, he had inherited a liking for rock music.
He wore a t-shirt that said 'I want to be like the Rock God' and blue shorts.
Candice had quickly taken a liking to him and both of them were found banging on pots and pans together to make music.
Candice even sang to Phineas, making her parents who watched, secretly smile.
#Four year's later#
A new addition to the family arrived, it was a boy who looked to be about Phineas age, with a square head and green hair, the most noticable feature about him that, he was wearing the same shirt, Phineas was.
Which was 'I want to be like the Rock God', they both noticed this immediately and smiled at each other, it was a popular t-shirt for children.
Ferb Fletcher, also wore dark green baggy jeans.
A sharp contrast to his counterpart.
Both of them had no problem with welcoming their new family member, so as far as they were concerned, Ferb was already part of their family.
"It seems we don't have to worry about our kids getting along" Lawrence Fletcher said, with dark shades, scruffy hair and a dark stumble that could become a small beard in the future, he wore a gray t-shirt that had a bullseye on it and a leather jacket, with dark black jeans.
A shocking contrast to his cannon counterpart.
"I guess your right" Linda said, dressed as Lindona, except for it much darker and rock themed, she didn't shows signs of being a mom who already had two children.
They both kissed.
#5 years later#
"So, yeah, Stacy." Candice said, talking on the phone, she had dyed her hair black with a single purple streak in the front, she had a pierced ear and wore a darker and more edgier look than cannon Candice..
But then she suddenly stopped talking and narrowed her eyes.
It was quiet.
Too quiet.
"Hold on, Stacy. I want to check, on my brother's ." She said, ignoring her friend sigh before she heard, the sound of rock music blasted through the phone, and as much as wanted to listen to see if she recognized which song it was, she had more important things to do.
She walked to her window and opened it up, looking out over the back garden to find her two brother working on something big.
Phineas, now a year older than his cannon version after the show ended, wore a black slim shirt that went to his elbow, over that was an orange jacket that didn't each his elbows at all, he also wore light blue jeans, dark blue sneakers and black fingerless gloves, his hair was far busier than his counterpart.
Ferb on the other hand, had a yellow shirt, over that was a dark blue hoodie and a darker shade of blue jeans and black sneaker's, he also had a much busher hair style than his counterpart.
They both looked far cooler than their counterparts.
Blasting through the air, was a rock song, Candience didn't recognize.
"PHINEAS AND FERB!" She yelled.
"Oh, hey, Candace" Phineas said, they both saw her at the same time.
"What are you, two doing?" She said, from the window.
"Oh, we're just making a making a machine to pass through another dimension." Phineas said.
"Oh, your so..." She began, before she listened to the music and said. "What song is this?"
"Like it?" Phineas said, "It's from, The Rock God's new album, Taking the Highway"
"Huh" She said, the song was catchy as hell and said.
"Well, carry on."
"Okay" Phineas said, as he continued to blow torch it and Ferb, hammered into it some more.
Candace want back inside to buy the new album from the internet.
And scene!
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