A:n hey guys just like two tell you new stories, one of them are called swr high school, the other called swr choosing a side, swr imperials cars parody, everything wrong with cars.
Imperial training video.
Skips song.
Emperor:welcome aboard,and let me be the first to say Congratulations.
Maketh tua is standing their with blonde hair and normal lothal clothes and a plain face.
Emperor:you've recently been hired by the empire of lothal and this is your first official day of training.
Tua magicly has new blue clothes and a hat."am I ready to become the prime minister of lothal?!". She smiled.
Emperor: oh no, you still have to pass the level fives Academy(tua has a disappointed face)as you can see by this graph(shows ezra dressed as adolf Hitler and kanan dressed as a Italian dictator)uhm this graph(shows empire symbol goes up chart) you have been employed by one of the most successful empire capital's in lothal.(shows lothal capital at daytime)
But it didn't get that way over night(shows the capital at night) because it closes at 7:00.
Emperor: (shows tarkin) no, the story of the empire is a story of one man's hard work, perseverance,vision, determination and sweat(shows his sweat)but mostly his sweat.
From humble beginnings
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Emperor:you may think Mr tarkin, owner and founder of the empire, has always been the financial wizard he is today(builds a death star) and your right.
Emperor: (tarkin sits on his bed) after the clone wars, tarkin stayed secluded in a depression that seemed endless, but then his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt hospital, with a few minor altercations, the empire was born.
After that a baby was then crying.
Emperor:sounds like a lot of (interrupted) hoopla.
Ezra is yelling hoopla
Hoopla
Hoopla
Hoopla
Hoopla (gets hit in the head by a hulahoop)
Emperor: sound like a lot of hoopla to make over lothal, right? Haha Wrong.
The empire today.
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Emperor:to keep up with today's demanding civilians(shows lothal citizens walking) no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in empire technology.
"this here is an advanced lightsaber control mechanism". Tarkin said.
"here you can see our automated storm trooper garrison, don't touch!"."touch". Kallus touches the garrison.
"these are you blasters,over here is your overwatch beta edition, with legendary skins,now are you just going to stand there,because I read twilight to people". Tarkin asked frowning.
Shows call of duty modern warfare series around maketh as she is smiling.
Emperor:all this work seems a little overwhelming, doesn't it. (the modern warfare series is going around maketh) well luckily for you tarkins fear of robot overlords keeps the balance of technology in check.
Emperor:but if modernization is the heart of the empire, then employees are the liver and gull bladder.
Maketh is standing there with the inqustor
Emperor: let's see if you've got what it take(makeths pupils are moving in a different direction) hmm, poise,confident and a smile that says hello world, may I kill the rebels.
Emperor: (shows inqustor) unlike other employees lets see this one. Inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes, look carefully at the,"I really wish I were on a boat right now!" button.
Emperor:there are other names for employees, but we'll just call him, nazi.
The inqustor looks at the emperor annoyed."im getting payed extra for this right Tarkin!?". The inqustor said in disgust.
"sorry, what was that?". Tarkin yelled.
Training.
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