Clash of Clans Archives Volume 3

Today's Episode: Barry's Feelings

Chapter 1

Ched opened his eyes. He got up and looked around. He seemed to be in a forest. Yet, that forest seemed so familiar.

Ched: Where am I?

But just as Ched said that, he heard laughter in the distance.

Ched: (Shouting) Come out and show yourself!

Then Ched heard a voice that seemed way too familiar. More familiar than this forest.

Voice: So! Get ready for something fun Ched!

Ched: How did you know my name?

Voice: Because of course…

Then the voice got closer. Then Ched stared in awe. It was Cofo, Ched's enemy in the realm. Cofo stepped out of the shadows and laughed a bit more quietly.

Ched: What do you want with me?

Cofo: What do I want with you?

Cofo then took out a sword. It seemed to gleam in the sunlight. Cofo pointed it at Ched.

Cofo: This is the kind of fun I'm talking about!

Ched: And is the fun about slicing and chopping me to pieces?

Cofo: Why, yes! Preferably!

Cofo ran towards Ched. Ched quickly dodged and tried to lash at Cofo. But for some reason, Ched felt weak, like his energy had been all drained out.

Cofo: I was just going easy on you there Ched!

Ched tried to roundhouse kick Cofo but couldn't even lift his feet up.

Ched: AHHHHHH!

Ched then felt a large surge of pain on him. Ched for some reason saw no wound on him, and also Cofo still had his sword on his hand. Ched then for some reason started stumbling all over the place.

Cofo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ched then bumped into a tree and fell down. Then when he looked up, he saw Cofo jumped into the air and was thrusting down his sword towards him.

Ched: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Then as Ched woke up again, he realizes he was still shouting.

Ched: AHHHHHH…

Ched stopped shouting and looked around him. He was lying down on his bed and he saw what looked like to be his own town hall again! He also saw a barbarian looking down on him. Of course, that barbarian was Barry.

Ched: AH, what happened?

Barry: You just had a nightmare Ched!

Ched: (Getting up from bed) well that's good to know!

Barry then walked outside of the town hall to get back to work. Ched followed him and quickly went back down to the shore to wash up. Then after that he quickly gathered up some more berries and then gathered up another army of twenty barbarians, and ten archers. Even though Ched could still fit in some more troops, he just felt that it would be easier. Then, after a few more village searches, he finally found one with just a level four cannon, and a level two mortar. Ched smirked at that village. It was only a level four town hall, walls were surrounding the cannon, and they could have but in some more defenses down.

Ched: Alright troops! Get ready!

Ched placed down his barbarians to tank the archers, which kind of seemed like you could have used the giants. Another thing about the base is that there is two gold mines and one army camp blocking the cannon. Ched hadn't noticed that until he realized that his barbarians were getting killed really effectively.

Ched: WHAT?! Barry! Get down there!

Barry: Got it!

Barry shouted with the remaining barbarians as he smashed an elixir collector. Elixir splashed over the place. Barry grasped hold of the elixir pump tube and rammed it into the cannon. The cannon was too strong though and it fired the tube back and it whacked Barry in the chest.

Barry: OOOOOF!

Ched: UH! Are you okay?

Barry: (Still in mid-air) YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!

Barry's flight was a big one! Barry smashed into everything that hit his back, which had to hurt. Barry smashed into gold mines, elixir storages, and ended his flight when he broke through the roof in the town hall. More villagers inside screamed and the chief stared with shock and fury. Barry slowly got up and then stared at the chief.

Chief: Get ready for a beating!

Then the chief took out a stone sword. He charged at Barry. Barry defended himself with a bunch of sword blocks and then finally knocked the chief's sword away.

Chief: WHAT?!

All of a sudden, everyone in the town hall heard a big blast. The mortar and cannon had just been destroyed, but nearly wiped out all the barbarians. There were only four archers remaining. The chief punched Barry when he was looking. Barry stumbled backwards and nearly fell down.

Barry: (Cough) YAHHH!

Barry lashed forward with his sword preparing to strike the chief. The chief quickly judo-throwed Barry over him. Barry flew and then smashed his back into the wall. The villagers screamed but shouted in encouragement for the chief.

Barry: How did you-

Chief: Of course I know judo!

Barry: Well obviously I knew that-

Barry thought what he said would have been a good attempt to make a sudden attack on the chief. But instead, the chief was ready for it and quickly tornado kicked Barry in the face. Then the chief ran towards Barry charging up a powerful kick.

Barry: (Gulp)

The chief landed a flying back-kick on Barry. Barry was sent backwards with such violent force that he smashed through the town hall back wall. Barry was just barely conscious now. Ched finally saw the whole village destroyed accept the town hall. Unfortunately, the rest of the troops were killed by hidden bombs.

Ched: Alright Abby! Your turn!

Abby: Ready for anything when it's my turn!

Abby rushed down towards the town hall when she heard the chief's voice.

Abby: Huh, wonder what's going on!

Barry kept on scooting backwards. It was really hard to get up. The chief laughed and laughed as he kept walking towards Barry, in fact even mocking him as well.

Chief: HAHA! (Lowered his voice) I'm the best barbarian there is! What are you going to do now punk?

Barry: (Cough) I'm going to-

Barry didn't know what to say, because now he couldn't even lift his sword. Just then, the chief screamed in pain and fell down. The chief just landed a couple of inches away from Barry.

Barry: (Looking at the chief) Whew!

There was an arrow quivered into the chief's back. And Barry saw villagers fleeing for their lives into the forest.

Barry saw Abby just a couple of meters away from him.

Abby: Bulls-Eye!

Barry: (Blushing) uh, well thanks Abby!

Abby: No problem Barry!

Barry felt his cheeks turn red again but he quickly turned his head away so Abby couldn't see. Then Ched rushed to see them.

Ched: Great job Barry and Abby! So glad you're still alive!

When Ched said that, Barry blushed even more. Barry had finally regained more of his consciousness and felt a bit better.

Ched: Oh yeah, and you might as well get healed up a bit!

Barry: Yeah, I should! My back hurts so much!

AT CHODA

Barry climbed up against a table which had some really soft leaves. Ched then told Barry that a massage would of course help his back.

Barry: Ahh! That would be great!

Ched: It will be I assure you!

After the massage was done, Barry thanked Ched and walked back out. Ched walked over to the docks and told another builder to upgrade the boat a bit.

Builder: So what kind of new changes would you like done?

Ched: Hmm, maybe if you build a place where you drive the boat that would be great!

Builder: Good choice!

Ched paid the builder some gold and then decided that since he lost the fight against the bowlers last time, the archer tower would be used effectively because of its long range. Ched told the last builder to upgrade the archer tower to level three. Ched gave the builder the last of his gold.

Ched: I'm going to have to get some more gold now!

Ched trained up another army of thirty barbarians and two giants. Meanwhile, Barry kept glancing at Abby, who was doing some target practice on a wooden target.

Barry's Mind: If I could think of it, Abby looks really…

Barry could just think of one more word. He still kept thinking of that one word but he finally came up with it. He was too scared to say it to Abby though. Barry was just glad that Ched didn't know about this!