Authors' Note: You asked and we delivered! These one-shots can do anything y'all want them to, so let us know what you'd like this set of characters to do in your wonderful reviews. We'll be updating this one with terrifying infrequency, though, based on inspiration and ideas received from you (our wonderful reviewers!)

-DeadMan'sHand702 & J3ntheninja

Prologue: Bored!

It was a normal day at Stark Tower. The Avengers were bored. That was never good. So far, Jarvis had informed Tony that the training room rafters were about to be yanked out of their supports because a certain archer had taken it upon himself to practice his gymnastic skills on them, that the stock of punching bags was being depleted at an alarming rate by one supersoldier and one Russian spy, that the living room walls were now decorated with electrical burns in the form of a large smiley face wearing a bow, that his credit card was racking up inane charges at the nearby stores on Saks Fifth, that his supply of chemicals was growing steadily smaller as Bruce Banner experimented in the laboratory, that the shelf in the pantry reserved for Pop-Tarts was strangely empty, and that the aforementioned smiley face was now decorated with a goatee of arrows and throwing knives. Tony Stark put his head in his hands, bemoaning his sad fate as babysitter of the superheroes. Nick Fury had left on some 'business of national importance' and now the billionaire was stuck with the other eight Avengers. At least they wouldn't be wanting spaghetti tonight. He shuddered at the memory. Note To Self: Boiling a pound of pasta in the Capsule's shield is not, repeat not a good idea. The man who could figure out the most complicated technology with a glance sat at his desk, wondering how on Earth he could possibly keep the members of the Avengers Initiative from destroying his beloved Tower.

More Notes: So sorry this was short, it's meant to be the springboard for more :P So hit us up! Tell us what these guys should do! Funny, sad, angsty, hurt/comfort, action, romance, bromance, fluff, holidays, whatever you can think of! Seriously. Keep the love coming!

-DeadMan'sHand702 & J3ntheninja