A tribute to one of the worst days in Pein's life. Cuz we know the Akatsuki leader is soooooo underappreciated.
I don't own Naruto, sadly, but if I did, I would own the world and every Friday would be worldwide Cosplay Day! ^^
Read & Review please!
Zetsu ate the mailman,
Itachi's at the mall,
Tobi consumed a pound of sugar,
He's bouncing off the walls.
Sasori took apart the chairs,
Kisame flooded the spa.
I swear Hidan's a werewolf,
He eats all his meat raw.
Deidara blew up the kitchen,
Konan painted my nails,
Kakuzu's going bankrupt,
So my room is now for sale.
As the Akatsuki leader
I should be open and constructive.
But it doesn't help matters when
Your team is quite destructive.
I should have listened to my sensei,
Who every night said;
"Crime doesn't pay, Pein my boy.
Be a teacher like me instead."
That sounds more appealing,
Not as dreary as it seemed,
Better than the life I live,
More nightmare than a dream.
What if I left them all behind
And started fresh anew?
What if I lived happy and free,
A life I wouldn't rue?
I'd be rid of all the headaches,
Rid of the gel, blush, and creams.
No explosions, vines, floods, or splinters
And no irritating screams!
Would I miss them?
Heck no! Not a bit.
I could live a peaceful normal life
And truly? I deserve it.
I guess I would miss some things,
Like Tobi's homemade pies.
And when I'd praise Deidara's work,
I'd miss the sparkle in his eyes.
I'd miss Itachi's wondrous gifts,
And Sasori's puppets when it rains.
I would miss Zetsu's medic skills,
And the seeds he gives me for my pain.
I would miss Kisame's sushi,
And Hidan's charms for luck.
And even Kakuzu would be there at times,
If I ever need a buck.
But Konan I'd miss most of all,
She was more than my best friend.
How could I even think of leaving
If she wasn't there to the end?
How could I be so blind?
Can I not see what I own?
The bombs, the plants, the water and wood,
I would miss it if I were alone.
And even though they torture me,
I know it's because they care.
But that won't stop me from hurting them,
And giving them my best death glare.
Bring on the screaming.
Make it as annoying as can be.
Because I'm the Akatsuki leader,
And it is awesome to be me.
Yay! You have fun with that Pein! Seriously though. I don't understand where he gets all of that patience. I would have killed the majority of the Akatsuki after a few hours. Meh… Maybe it's just me.
Thanks for reading everyone!
Veni, Vidi, Vici…
Shadow