Fifteen and up

By Samhoku

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone at all. I do not write this to be sold, I do not write this for money. Its all for the sheer enjoyment.

Rated:T

About: Dill is Fifteen, Tommy is Sixteen, everyone else is older then them.

Pairings: Tommy X Kimmy, Dill X Lil, Phil X Susie, Angelica X Chuckie (I think that covers everyone)

Story

Dill was singing bad to the bone and standing on his bed with a hair brush. Tommy was videoing secretly and trying not to laugh at his younger brother. Chuckie, however, failed. He burst into laughter and fell into the opened, causing Tommy to face palm.

Dill stopped then grinned at them, "Hello, would be spies! I, Dill the Magnificent, shall destroy you both!" Dill leapt off the bed and chased Tommy and Chuckie out of the hall. They ran into the girls on accident. Tommy and Chuckie hid behind Angelica, Susie, Kimmy, and Lil. Phil looked at Dill as he skidded to a stop. Dill screamed like a women and tried to cover his bare chest, "Don't look at meh!"

Angelica laughed loudly and mockingly, "Dill you moron! What where you doing this time?"

Dill gave her a wide eyed look, "I was singing an oldies song on my bed with a hairbrush, Tommy caught it on film."

Angelica appeared disturbed, "Pickles, you have issues."

Dill winked at his cousin, "That my friend, I already knew." He pointed both index fingers at her then walked away, "I am gonna find a shirt."

Angelica said dryly, "Please do. It would make us all happy."

Kimmy had covered her eyes and asked, "Is it over?"

Tommy attempted not to laugh, "Yes, Kimmy, its over now."

"That video tape, could be perfect blackmail if we ever need a favor from Dill." Phil commented with a mischievous grin.

Susie shook her head, "Dill would do just about anything you asked him, as long as it isn't illegal."

Dill came out and cocked his head, "Who said I have never done anything illegal? I hotwired a car once, doesn't anyone remember that? Oh, and that motorcycle. That was wicked awesome."

Lil crossed her arms over her chest, "You shouldn't have done that, Dill. It was dangerous and wrong."

Dill made his hand mock Lil, "I got away with it, didn't I?" He walked past them then out the door, "You are all party poopers."

"Uh, not to sound stupid, but does that mean we poop at parties?" Phil asked with a dull expression on his face.

Chuckie sighed and commented in an awkward voice as he cleaned his glasses, "Um, it means that you don't like to do anything fun, or in Dill's case, dangerous."

Chuckie replaced his own glasses then took Angelica's cleaning them, "Your glasses are dirty, its making me crazy."

Angelica tried to take them back, "Finster! Hand em over." She held out her hand and moved her fingers in and out.

Chuckie finished then handed them back, "There, thats better."

Angelica glared at Chuckie then put them back on her face, "Thank you, Finster." She walked away and called over to Susie, Lil, and Kimmy, "Come on girls, we have a mall to go to."

Dill walked back inside and sneaked up on Tommy. He jumped on his brother's back, trying to get him in a strangle hold, "Hand over the tape!"

Tommy yelped and stumbled forward, catching his balance then choking, "Get off of me, Dill. I gave it to the girls!" Tommy had handed it to Kimmy when they had left.

Dill's eyes zoned, "The girls are going to watch that? I must stop the insanity!" He jumped off Tommy's back and ran down the street towards the houses. He stopped at each house, determined to find the girls and that tape.

Tommy choked and breathed in large gasps of air, "I am so glad that he hasn't turned into a crazed murderer yet."

Chuckie commented dryly, "Yet is the key word in that sentence."

Phil picked his nose, not paying attention to the conversation. He produced a booger and showed it to them, "Haha, Look guys! I have found a booger!"

Chuckie and Tommy appeared disturbed, "Yup, that would be a booger."