Truth or Dare : Shaman King Style!

Disclaimer - Kit does not own Shaman King, or any freaking stupid idiotic lame…

Me: Okay, okay, WE GET IT! Just go on with the freaking chapter.

Chapter 1

Yoh: I'm bored.

Ren: You're always bored! You freaking, stupid, idiotic, lame…

Yoh: WE GET IT, TAO. You wouldn't wanna end up like the Disclaimer.

Disclaimer: WHAAAT?! It's always my fault! Disclaimer this, disclaimer that!
Ren: Whatever.

Moments later, Chocolove and Horo enter the room. Chocolove is grinning like an idiot, and Horo is carrying an empty bottle.

Yoh: Oh no.

Chocolove: You guys wanna hear some jokes?

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chocolove: Okay, you freaking, stupid, idiotic, lame…

Everyone: WE GET IT! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE THE DISCLAIMER!

Disclaimer: WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY FAULT?!

Everyone: BECAUSE IT IS!!!

Disclaimer: Wh-why me?! EVERYONE HATES ME!!! -runs away like a girly crying-

Ren: o.O;;

Horo: Wanna play truth or dare then?

Yoh: 'Kay! Everyone can play!
Ren: Wha?! NO WAY I'M GONNA PLAY SOME FREAKING, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME…

Everyone: WE GET IT!!! NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND PLAY!!!

Ren: FINE, YOU STUPID, IDIOTIC…

Everyone: WE SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Ren: FINE, DAMMIT!! –sits down on floor crying-

Moments later, Ryu, Manta, Anna, Lyserg, Hao, Pirika, and all people necessary enter the room.

Anna: What kind of foolishness is this?
Yoh: C'mon, Anna, playing truth or dare for at least an hour or two won't hurt!
Anna: -slap- Don't convince me to do stupid things.

Yoh: B-but –

Anna: No buts. More training for you later. And don't forget to pick up my clothes from the laundry.

Yoh: Yes, Anna… -cry-

Horo: So, let's start. I'll spin the bottle, and whoever it lands on will pick truth or dare.

And the bottle lands on –

Ren.

Ren: What?! ME?! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS JUST A STUPID, IDIOTIC –

Everyone: JUST SHUT THE HELL UP And WAIT FOR THE QUESTION!

What's Ren's dare?! Will he survive it?! Or will he choose truth?! Why am I asking so many questions?! Do you like pie?! Well, R&R, and wait for the next chapter to come!