Mr. Eko's Halloween
by: Fly Like a Blueberry Pie

Okay, basically, me and one of my best friends have decided that this week is Nightmare Before Christmas Week… Monday was Jack Skellington Day, Tuesday is Oogie Boogie Day, Wednesday is Sally Day, Thursday is Zero Day, and Friday is Lock, Shock, and Barrel Day. We've made little tags to wear and everything. If you want a tag, just email me. : ) Oh, and, if you go Trick or Treating, instead of saying, "Trick or treat1" Say "Oogie Boogie!!!" XD

HAPPY OOGIE BOOGIE DAY, EVERYONE!!!

"I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie, and you ain't… going… nowhere!" Oogie laughed dramatically, and made a wild flourish with one of his hands.

"Uh, yes I am." Charlie said, once again freaked out. "And why am I always stuck with strange people? Here, uh, Mr. Green Potato Sack Man, you can have my… er, friend."

With that, Charlie shoved Mr. Eko into Mr. Oogie Boogie.

Then, he ran off.

"'Ey, Gnarly Charlie, where you be goin'?!" Mr.Eko shouted, then sighed. "'E always be doin' dat, ya know. Oh, well. So, what am I doin' here?"

"Buahahahah!" Cackled Oogie Boogie, then grabbed Mr.Eko and threw him on a tilted rack. "Snake and spider stew!"

"Um, that not sound very tasty at all…" Mr.Eko trailed off as Oogie Boogie began rolling dice, and hastily cranking the rack so that it was even more tilted.

"Um, I think I be sliding off of 'ere."

"Tehehehe!" Oogie Boogie giggled, then began to sing, "'Cause I'm a gambliiinn' Boogie Man, although I don't play fair!"

Well, how helpful is that, huh?

"This game does not be seemin' like fun to me." Eko was starting to get nervous.

"I'LL SAVE YOU!" Just then, a man with long, blond hair and a bee-yoo-tiful Elven face crashed into the room through a wall.

Now, you might be thinking, how did he manage that?

Well, he was riding an oliphaunt.

"Yo, I'm Legolas, yo diggy yo!" Legolas said, standing up on the olipahunt and striking a rapper pose. "An' I'm here to save ya, yo!"

"Maaa!" Just then, Mr.Eko's beloved goat-wife-thing flew into the room, and bopped Legolas off of his oliphaunt-perch.

Legolas fell into the snake and spider stew, which for some reason (probably due to my lurrrve for him. XD) the stew changed him into a pertsy butterfly, and he flapped out of the room into the loverly sky up above.

"Maaa!" The goat jumped down off of the olipahunt, marched over to Oogie Boogie, and began to chomp on him.

Goats eat potato sacks, you know.

"Ahhh! My bugs! My bugs!" Oogie howled as Eko's goat began to eat his… well, bugs.

"I be free!" Mr. Eko shouted, leaping up as the goat then ate away the ropes that bound him to the evil rack of death an' doom an' destruction.

So, Mr.Eko and Goat ran out and into the sunset, to go Trick or Treating with Jack Skellington.

THE END!

(Yup, scary, I know…)