Ichigo: (voice over) Sometimes I wish that Masaya and I could be together forever… (Cheesy music plays)
Ryou: You do understand that Masaya is Deep Blue, right?
Ichigo: (turns around) You guys???!!!!!
Everyone: (at the same time) Yo.
Ryou: Whoa, that was pretty cool.
Lettuce: How did that work? Are we following a script?
Kish: I don't care- I'm going to annoy and harass Ichigo like I do every episode!!!!!
Ryou: You don't want to know how wrong that sounds.
Kish: Shut up. ICHIGO!!!!
Ichigo: NOOOO! Help me! I don't like that scary alien!!!!
Masaya: (to Kish) How dare you? Ichigo is the most important thing in my life. Stop being cruel to her, or else!
Kish: Or else what?
Masaya: (transforms into deep blue)
Kish: (sighs) I was worried that that would happen.
Keiichiro: Where are we, anyway?
Pai: A mysterious and metallic box devoid of any oxygen.
Zakuro: …
Mint: That's impossible. Where's my tea?
Ichigo: Mint, that's the least of our problems right now.
Mint: But I need tea to survive!!!!
Tart: Oh, brother.
Pudding: YAY!!! TARU-TARU IS HERE TOO!
Tart: ARRRGGGHHH!
Ryou: Well, at least some one's happy.
(10 MINUTES LATER)
Kish: Whoa... this really is boring...
Zakuro: (whistling Mozart)
Mint: WOW Zakuro onee-chan, you can do any thing!!!! (in awe)
Masaya: You know Ichigo, I never got a chance to tell you how much I loved you...
Ryou: Ugh, give me a break. You tell her that every single episode.
Masaya: Well excuuuuse me for being original!
Keiichiro: Maybe I should bake a cake to lighten the mood?
Tart: Hey! Insulting!
Keiichiro: Fine then. A tart.
Ryou: (losing it completely) WITH WHAT INGREDIENTS?
(AN HOUR LATER)
Keiichiro: Yum, this is delicious.
Ryou: Hang on... where did you get that cake?
Keiichiro: Kish's secret food draw.
Tart: BUSTED!
Kish: Why you little...
Pudding: You can kill Keiichiro, but please don't hurt Taru-Taru!
Taru-Taru: Stop calling me that.
Pudding: I have to. Your name's been changed.
Taru-Taru: H-HEY! ANNOYING SCRIPT WRITER! CHANGE MY NAME BACK!
Me: *sighs* Fine... You ruin all my fun...
Cake: That's better... HANG ON A MINUTE... IT'S TART! TART!
Zakuro: This is somewhat funny.
Ichigo: ................................
(2 HOURS LATER)
Pai: Hey... Lettuce...
Lettuce: Yes? (nervously)
Pai: The truth is, I l-
Ryou: NO! YOU CAN'T! I feel the same way about her!!!
Lettuce: Huh? What are you guys talking about?
Pai and Ryou: I LOVE YOU!!!!
Lettuce: (blushing) Um, I'm sorry. I'm currently in love with Kish because of that spell he put on me last episode.
Pai: Kish did WHAT?
Kish: Heh heh heh... Well, Ichigo was being annoying, so I decided to move in on Lettuce.
Lettuce: Yes, my dear.
Keiichiro: Must... Remain... Calm... WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!!!!
(A DAY LATER)
Ichigo: (breaking the silence) Hey, isn't it great that no one has killed any one yet? I mean, we've been stuck here for ages... WAIT! WHERE'S KISH???!!!!!
Tart: (absent-mindedly) I think Pai murdered him a few hours ago... *Oh, yay! You changed my name back!*
Lettuce: You, know it's strange. Suddenly I've developed a mad crush on Pai.
Pai: Really?
Lettuce: Yup.
Pai: That's cool.
Ryou: IT IS NOT!!!!
Keiichiro: Ryou, relax. You know what happens when you forget to take your medicine.
Ichigo: Ryou is on medication??!!! He is actually mad in real life??!!!
Zakuro: Seems so.
Mint: Who would've thought it?
Every one: Me.
Ryou: Gee... thanks, guys.
Pudding: You're Welcome!