Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters. The person with that happy power is Masashi Kishimoto.
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
Sunset beach background. Two ugly idiots hugging eachother. Two blinding PINGs!
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
TenTen stared and sweatdropped as she watched her teammate and sensei. She was now 15 and still hadn't gotted used to this craziness. Today wasn't going her way at all. Neji wasn't even there yet, so she couldn't even train with him. And she had been fighting the urge all morning to unleash her Soshoryu.
"TENTEN! I'M HERE!" Finally this day was looking up for TenTen. Neji was here. She turned around and fell down in shock at what she had seen. Hyuuga Neji, THE Hyuuga NEJI was SMILING! Not a smirk or a frown, a smile, a huge, happy actual smile. And he was running toward HER! Lee and Gai had stopped in surprise for a moment but started up with a "flames of passion, youth, and love" speech. Poor TenTen was now hugged by Neji and she just stood there in shock.
"STOP!" she shouted because her PMSing kicked in quite suddenly. However, everything continued and TenTen screamed. She screamed very loudly. So loudly, Temari heard her all the way from the sand village. Even Orochimaru and Itachi heard her. Several ANBU came running to the rescue but died instantly at the sight. Not even ANBU could survive a PMSing TenTen, happy Hyuuga Neji, and the horrid thing that I cannot even describe that LEe and Gai were doing. She had had enough. TenTen unleashed her Soshoryu and Neji spun into his Hakkesho Kaiten. Gai and Lee ran for their lives.
"Who are you?" TenTen said eerily calm. "What have you done with Neji?"
"TenTen what are you talking about?" said Neji. Keep in mind Lee and Gai are watching and crying at the same time. Neji is finally going to confess his undying love for TenTen.
"Why are you so happy?" TenTen asked now very creeped out.
"Because you are here," he replied and winked at her. Then he walked over to her and kissed her on the cheek. She fell down unconcious and, Neji went back to his usual smirk. The day had barely begun and he was already having lots of fun. This day was really gonna be good. Man he is such a sadist.
A/N: Hello! I know Neji is OOC but I needed him that way for this fic. Did you like it? I found it hilarious even if you don't think it's the least bit funny. Please read and review. Please keep in mind that this is a ONE-SHOT. No sequels will be made. Request for sequels will be lauged at. Flames will be laughed at as well.