I don't own Danny Phantom.
"Did anyone get the license plate of that truck?" Danny mumbled. He opened his eyes, only to meet darkness, but he could feel that he was strapped to a chair. Hyperventilating (especially at what sounded like insane laughter), he tried to phase out of his bonds. It didn't work.
"Danny? Is that you?"
"Sam! Are you tied up too?"
"Yeah. Tucker just fell asleep, he's tied up as well. There's also Vlad, who can't access his powers, Valerie, without her suit, and a closed ghost portal in the corner."
"Great..."
"I know, isn't it?" The new voice was accompanied by a giggle and the lights flickering on. They were all tied to chairs in a large circle. The room itself was somewhat large, and there were three doors. One was glowing and purple, one was boring and normal, and the third, the one the figure stepped out of, had a sign on a white board that said 'Midnayuki's room. Enter and the doughboys will claw out your innards. I will be eating popcorn.' The girl herself was a bit odd, with murky blonde hair, dark blue eyes hidden by glasses, and a laptop in hand. She looked innocent enough, but something about her startled everyone else awake and made them shudder. This girl is bad news, they all thought. Vlad was the first to shake off the foreboding long enough to make himself useful.
"What do you want from us?" He snarled.
"Oh, not much. I'm just bored. Unfortunately for you, so are the reviewers."
"Reviewers?" Tucker asked.
"Yep! Welcome to my little pocket dimension! I haven't named it yet. The reviewers will tell me things they want you guys to do through this laptop, and you will have to do it, no matter how weird, embarrassing, or life-threatening. Ain't it grand?"
Valerie spoke up next. "We don't have to do it. We can just ignore everything!"
"No you can't. I can make you do whatever, whenever. Even bring Dan back, if the reviewers want it."
"Y-you can't do that! He'll destroy everything again! Besides, Clockwork won't let you at him!" A 'bing' sound came from the laptop.
"Hmm, I have mail. It says: 'Daniel. I can't help you. I wouldn't be able to stop her, and the Observants don't care.' I like that guy." Danny groaned, and would have slammed his head against something if he could move it enough to do so.
"Just, who are you?"
"I'm sorry, where are my manners? I'm Midnayuki. Yuki if you like me, Midna if you don't." She turned to face the fourth wall. "My lovely readers, feel free to send questions and commands in reviews. I will bring in whomever, whenever, so have fun!"
Hello all! Yes, I know I'm jumping on a bandwagon, but I need a crack story to do every once in a while to clear my head, because I am having a heated battle with writer's block, and it is winning. So, apologies to those waiting for me to update "Dodge This," I will update it when I can. Promise.