AN: Well, bet you didn't see me coming back! Hahaha! Well I did...even if it's been a couple of years since I last wrote the first 3 chapters and DAAAAMN, they really suck. So in order to help, I decided to start a new. If you don't want to read the cringy first chapters, just skip to:

5. Returning User and Manuals

That's where I'll be starting and hopefully continue til the end from there.

Basically in Chapter 1, the protagonist gets her first unit, a Chibi!America and blatantly lies to her parents about it.

Chapter 2, protagonist gets the second unit, China and the truth is let out to stop the poor unit from being arrested as she sick.

Chapter 3, Spain and Romano arrived and the protagonist has a spoopy dream.

There, done. You're caught up and you can enjoy the better and actually LEGIBLE chapters of the story. Hope you'll continue to stay with me as I write.

Like seriously, please don't read below. It literally makes me cringe, and I wrote this..

This is my first time writing a story like this so please don't be too hurtful. I use profanity in this because really, who doesn't curse nowadays, but I don't do it often. Vanessa is me...now if only I had the units...

Hetalia is copyright to Hidekaz Himaruya, if it was owned by me GerIta would be canon...shut up...

Vanessa and other "normal" people belong to me

Just another day of spending my days with my friends in high school, being annoyed the living hell out of from the morons that were nearly everywhere, lectured and working for your grades by teachers, stares from the people who didn't know you and passed by and, hated by those people who who hated you since. Yup, that's my daily school life, or it was until that spark ignited the flames. My name's Vanessa, and this is how my life all got changed by one little click.

It all started on another school week of hell. Thank god it was Friday, a two day weekend and break away from that hel..I mean high school. I always loved weekends because Saturday, my dad cooked us pancakes and sometimes on Sundays, my mom would let me cook. I felt happy when I cooked, then again I spaced out at times and burned breakfast. My PE teacher worked the girls to death today because one little bitch decided to backtalk Mrs. Todd. "Thanks a lot bitch.." I said as I sighed, I was too tried today from that 5 mile jog. Not fun when your allergies decide to act up on you as you're already running with no water because your teacher wouldn't let anyone have water because of the same reason we were jogging. I smelled and immediately went to the shower to get this stink off me, PRONTO!

After my shower I felt a bit better but since I was tired from gym to even walk to my desktop computer and use it. "God, I feel like I was hit by a train..." I thought as I grabbed my iPod, thank god for plan B. I went to deviantArt to check messages and watches, watched some Youtube videos, read some Hetalia fan-fictions from boredom and, checked my email last. I never got that much stuff from it but today I got two new emails. One from my new friend in California and one about a beta test? I replied to my friend's email and immediately opened the next ones. "Huh, is that...FLYING MINT BUNNY?!" I shouted before I covered my mouth. It was, I guess, a new company beta testing it's new Hetalia "Units" but, it said I was one of the first out of 500 to receive a free model. "Me, of all people, me?" I said, I knew it probably was a scam or something but, why not it was Hetalia and I did love me some Hetalia. Plus, I could not close the damn email til I clicked "Yes". It gave me a survey to see if I was "worthy" or crap like that. After all of that, it asked me if I wanted a full-sized or a chibi. I couldn't decide, my parents would get suspicious of why there was a man in my room with me, or in my house period, so chibi seemed like a more reasonable option. A message popped up saying "Your first unit will arrive in 9 hours, be sure to be on the lookout~! "Well no shit" I thought as I read that last part. It was already 10:00 pm, so I got up, brushed my teeth, said night to my family and off to bed I went.

Next morning I sent an alarm to wake me at 6:50 am, so I could be ready for this "unit" thing. God, if it's Russia, I'm screwed. Ten minutes and there was a knock on the door, it had to be the delivery man. I peeked outside and yes, there was a "Flying Mint Bunny Inc." truck infront of our house, if the neighbors threw a fit, screw them. "Are you Ms. Vielman?" the man asked me and I nodded, peeking behind him seeing a medium sized crate. "Just sign here please" and I complied. "Hey are you new or something, you seem kind of nervous sir."I asked the man. "Yeah, just got hired a few days ago, my name's Kenneth." "Nice to meet you, name's Vanessa" I said as I gave him a little grin. He sure seemed like he came from Boston or something because he sure had to accent, and I know when they have the accent.

After 2 minutes of small chat, he waved good-bye and got on the truck, he sure seemed nice. I grabbed the crate and took it inside my room, and opened it. "Aww, looks like I got America and he looks so much like an angel..." I whispered quietly and fawned over too. I opened the manual for him and checked out how to wake him up. After quickly skimming the options I decided on the one where I or an England unit yells out something that well...England would say. I placed him on my bed and looked up an England voice clip. Since being a girl, I could only be able to mimic China, Italy and, Chibitalia. I got the voice clip up and blasted the volume high enough for the little kid to hear. "Ah! Iggy! Iggy! Where are you big brother?" The little boy stopped and looked at me, I looked back at his cute blue eyes and blonde hair. "Daaw, he's so adorable" I thought as I stared at him. It took him a twenty seconds to say anything since " " has stopped operating from official mind-fuck and adorableness. Will reboot in 10 seconds... "Oh. You are not my big brother." He looked disappointed but relieved some. "Um, hello. My name is America or you can call me Alfred F. Jones! I'm a hero~!" I swear, I nearly fainted when I heard him, I knew I was going to have a hard time explaining why the little guy was with me but hey, he's worth it. "Um, hello there. I'm Vanessa. Don't worry little one. I'll watch you from now on..." I picked up America and hugged him and he actually hugged me back, I thought he since we just met he wouldn't trust me, I guess he's programmed like that.

I had been with America for over 2 hours and I already loved the little guy. I didn't know what he wanted to watch so I put on some cartoons on because I was not going to let him watch Hetalia, technically it was rated TV-MA. He looks about what? Five to seven years old? No way I'm letting him see that. "Vanny, I'm hungry." Damn it, he was looking at with those eyes...I couldn't say no. "Alright, I'll go make us breakfast." "Can I have hamburgers?" "No, it's breakfast so I can't allow you to, I know you like burgers but you cannot just have them for all your meals." He started to tear up so I ended up making him a hogie like my dad used to make me when mom wasn't up when I was little. It's like a breakfast burger...

After I finished cooking our breakfast, my mom and dad woke and boy, they weren't happy. "Who's that?!" "My happy." "Speak to your mother properly!" "But he is my happy." "Explain why the hell there is a small child in our living room!?" My parents weren't happy so I had to make up a "little" white lie. "I woke up at 7:00 am and I heard knocking at our door along with crying, I opened the door and found this little one outside. He was alone, crying and sad, he was like a lost puppy but cuter. And you know how I feel about animals like that! I couldn't just leave him out there, I picked him up, showered him and feed him some breakfast. You're not going to take him from me, kick me out if you don't like him!" I replied, shouting at the last part. My dad was proud of me and my mom was just happy I was maturing some, they said Alfred (Never told them he was America) could stay with me, he's was just my responsibility. I know how to take kids, but they ended up lecturing me while I saw America just watching cartoons. "Lucky little bas..nah" I thought, "He's an angel, and my angel."

Back to school with me because it was Monday, the day I dread the most. I didn't want to leave America all by himself so I called over my *Tio to watch him. "Do you have to go big sissy?" "I have to, if I don't. I'll have lots of work to remake and that means less time with you." "Ok..ay..But! Come back real soon! If you don't, I'll be sad and I'll cr-" I smirked and replied "Hey, you're the hero aren't you? Don't worry, I'll be back around four p.m. Be nice to my *Tio, kay hero?" He nodded and smiled as my brother and I caught the bus to school, god I hate being one of the first ones to be picked up. The rest of the day was like any day in school, hell on earth.

It's been at least 2 weeks since I got Chibi America here, my first Hetalia. I fixed the problem with my daily school bus, my brother was allowed to finally drive with just me in the car since he got his license. I called Flying Mint Bunny Inc and asked them if they could chat with the school so I could have America somewhere while in my classes. As a result, the community college with the daycare program watched America while I was in school, thank goodness for that. I decided to check my email once I came back home. "Sissy, today I met some girls at daycare, they touched Nantucket (That curl thing of his if you didn't know)! They said my face turned red when they pulled it" "*Sigh* As long as you're not hurt, I'm okay. Did it hurt?" "Not really, but kinda." I hugged America and ruffled his hair. "You little squirt, head inside and play, kay." "aKay~!" I coughed some, huh, seems like I maybe getting sick, better keep away from Alfred then. He's such a little squirt, who knew he was going to grow up to be so tall? I checked my email through my iPod and saw something that almost made me choke. "Hello [Ms. Vielman], we have sent you this email to alert you that you're second unit will be arriving in 1 day(s). Enjoy. ;p" I ran inside and screamed in my pillow, okay. Calm down Vanessa, your mom and dad will be cool with another person living in their house, right? Boy, was I ever more wrong than anything in my life...

Seems like I was right, I did get sick, not only with a cough BUT also a fever. My parents let me stay at home. I remembered, another units comin' today again isn't it. I sighed, this time I'm doomed, my parents will find out! I hope it someone that can take care of me, mostly an Asian country. Shut up, I love all of them equally. I laid in my bed and thought about how Alfie was doing in daycare, I hope the Nantucket incident doesn't happen again. The bell rang around 11:23 a.m. "Geez, don't these people ever sleep?" I asked myself as I opened the door. "Morning miss, I see you're doing well" "Cut it out Kenneth, I'm sick today so I stayed home. Anyways I see I got ANOTHER." "Don't worry Vanessa, how's that little chibi of yours doing?" "Fine, he thinks of me as his big sister, he's just my little squirt." "That's nice to here, anyways, sign here" Kenneth handed me a sign off sheet and did my signature. "ACHOO!" "Bless you." "Thank you." "Good luck your new unit." He said as he started his van as I replied waving my arm like an idiot. "Bye Kenneth, good luck with your JOB!" I said as he left, he was laughing, you know it. I moved my new unit into the living room and looked at the manual. Now let's just see who this new guy is...

END OF CHAPTER 1

Tio* = Uncle in Spanish