One beautiful sunny day, Roxas and Axel walked up to each other.
"Hi" Roxas said.
"Hi" Axel said back.
Then they started shooting their DNA at each other in a desperate attempt to form babby. Thanks to the miracles of God, Roxas got pragnent! Then he started giving broth out his poohole while Axel shooted moar DNA at him. Eventually their offspring was born and Axel had to stop shooting DNA at Roxas long enough to let him moob feed their babby. They decided to name the child Roxelicious. Then they moved to China Land and lived happily ever after.