Prologue
It was a snowy winter night. A raven-haired girl watched the snowflakes through her window, her violet orbs gently caressing the sight of the full moon illuminating every snowflake that fell. Her romance manga lay open in front of her, but she paid no heed to it, and dreamily watched the snowflakes drifting outside. She stretched and yawned, then flipped herself onto her stomach, her petite body stretched on top of the pink bed that was adorned with rabbit-shaped patterns.
Unlike most teenagers, she looked forward to when the weekend is over, and when she can use school as an excuse to not stay at home. She flipped through her romance manga half-heartedly, as she had already read it so many times that she could memorise the plot.
Suddenly, a bright beam shot down in front of her. Her hands instinctively flew up to shield her eyes from the blinding light that lit up every inch of her rabbit-themed bedroom. The raven-haired girl dizzily felt that she couldn't breathe from the shock.
As the light slowly faded, she saw that there was something that was standing in the midst of the light beam. Or someone, she concluded, as her eyes tried desperately to adjust to the light and the shape she now see was definitely the shape of a man.
The light faded completely and she lowered her hands uncertainly, only to be shocked almost to the point of insanity when the ...creature in front of her spoke.
"Greetings, attractable female earthling."
She opened her mouth to it's widest to scream, but she realized that she couldn't in her shock. Her body was frozen rigid, and her already big eyes were widened in the sight that stood calmly in front of her.
That bright orange hair clashed horribly against the soft pink chappy wallpaper of her room.
"I come in peace, and have no intention of performing any actions that may contain any potential harm, physically, mentally or emotionally towards you, your kin or any of your fellow earthlings,"
Two thin feelers stood above the orange hair.
"You may be pondering on the motive which I act upon to be in such a place."
His-''it's definitely a 'he''' ,she thought,dazed,- body is cladded in a tight suit which seems to be made out of some sort of shiny and rubbery material. And apparently so are his boots.
"On my home planet, our maturity is confirmed not by age, as in the ways of your planet, but by sexual intercourse."
...is he an ...alien?!
"It is a fact that you humans are not at all selective towards your sexual partner and their loyalty, and perform sexual intercourse for it's pleasure rather than it's functions."
...yes, just look at those feelers... this is a dream, then..?
"Matured citizens of our planet have privileges that I cannot go without any longer. Be assured that though we may have our differences, they are more in the levels of intelligence. The only physical differences are our feelers, possibly our hair colour, our three fingers instead of your four, and the superior size of our genitals."
...wake up...
"Worry not, female earthling. It's size, nor the sexual intercourse that we shall perform will damage or effect your reproductive organs in any way, as our kind can control the flow of our reproductive fluid, besides having superior self-control and intellect."
...huh...? ..Sexual...intercourse...?
WHAT!!!???!!!?!
She struggled to sit up, her face still frozen in it's previous state that betrayed her one emotion: shock. "W-wha-??"
" Please remain calm. I have already clearly stated that it will not, I repeat, will not, damage or effect your reproductive organs in any way, nor will have any apparent effects on your memory, except those of a dream. In simpler terms, I will wipe your memory so that you will remember tonight as nothing more than a dream. Also, do not worry of causing a disturbance, understand that I have already made this room sound-proof for tonight. This very conversation is confined within these walls. "
"I understand...!! But-"
"Good. I am pleased. For traditions sake, I shall tell you my name. I am Kurosaki Ichigo15xv."
The petite girl continued to stutter, now feeling confused and a little bit scared. " Y-You don't understand-"
But the alien cut in, saying, " Though you may not treasure tonight in any way as in the way of humans, I appreciate you helping me obtain the privileges I am in dire need of to reach my goal. Now, with all those aside, let us begin."
The girl gasped as the alien approached her and took hold of her shoulder. She panicked and slapped him right across his face. It wasn't a very hard slap as she never slapped anyone before. The alien was surprised, but he did not let go of her shoulder, and catched both her wrists as she tried to hit him.
"G-Go !! Go away!! " she cried in a high-pitched voice. The alien looked at her, but didn't pay any attention to her as he muttered to himself. "I must be missing a vital point, that the female earthling is refusing..."
"No you are not!! P-Please go!!" she yelled. The alien continued to ponder, then said with a fake smile, "Forgive me, I forgot one vital point in sexual intercourse." He firmly held both her wrists with one large hand while the other unhooked a badge hanging from his belt. It was light brown in colour and had a skull on it. It had numerous buttons on the other side.
"I forgot to turn the lights off."
The girl yelled as he pinned her to the bed and pressed a button. Instantly the lights went off.
"Now let us-"
THWOCK.
The lights went on again as the alien inspected the bruise on his jaw. The raven-haired girl had slammed her head onto the alien in protest and was now struggling to stay conscious from the impact of the collision.
"I must be missing something still." he muttered, rubbing his hurting jaw. "Lights... I have already done that... my name I have given... and my greetings too.."
The life form underneath him stirred feebly. "N-no don't turn off lightss...don't..t."
"Leave the lights on..?" he tapped the skull-badge in his left hand subconsciously. "Well... the guide-book did say that it was optional...
"Fine." said the orange-haired alien. "But I am still missing- I remember now!"
So when the petite human came to her senses, she found the alien grinning confidently at her, purring, "Hello... honey bunny."
"GET OFF ME!!" she screamed, and struggled under his weight, but he only said, "Sshh, honey bunny."
He was lying on top of her, and both her wrists were firmly held by his right hand above her head. She was completely helpless as he was too strong, not to mention heavy. He purred the nickname again and tried to kiss her.
"For the last time, you alien fathead, GET OFF ME!!!" she trashed her head around violently.
"I would conclude that they need time to realize the situation around them, thus she needs time to understand that she is in a suitable situation for sexual intercourse..." muttered the alien, none too silently.
"Honey bunny... please calm down..."
The girl was finally tired out from struggling and finally decided give in, letting the alien, Kurosaki Ichigo15xv kiss her.
Her whole body relaxed, and she even kissed back. They both kissed clumsily, a sign of their first kiss.
The alien broke the kiss, saying, " At last, you have calmed down, honey bunny." The girl smiled back, and he loosen his hold on her wrists, so that she could put her arms around his neck , pulling him down for another kiss. The alien complied, and she moved her right hand down his left arm and grasping his hand passionately.
Her lips were slightly separated, letting the alien slide his tongue into her mouth...
"-AAAARGH!!!!!!!"
Drops of blood stained the pink bedsheets. The alien drew back, blood dripping from his mouth.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT??!!!?? ANSWER, HUMAN!!!!!!!"
The petite girl glared at him, biting her lower lip with distaste from kissing the alien, and from biting his tongue as hard as she could.
In her right hand was the alien's skull-badge.
He saw it clearly.
"Heh... hey... honey bunny... that's not a toy... give it back, honey-"
"SHUT UP !!! " the petite girl yelled, and the alien's eyes widened. " You barge in here, too smug to even realize the possibility that I may refuse what you want me to do!! You keep cutting in on my sentences, and refuse to listen to me!!"
They were sitting across each other on the bed now, the alien wiping the blood dripping down, all the while focusing on the skull-badge in her hand.
The girl growled and grabbed his feelers. "Look at me while I am talking!!"
The alien gazed at her hold on his feelers.
"Nice try, human. Many assume that our feelers are fragile, though they are, in reality, as firmly attached as our limbs."
The girl pulled his head closer to her. " Oh, no...", she whispered softly.
She kicked him hard between the legs.
His eyes widened, with pain in addition to shock, as he fell off the bed unto the floor. He curled up in pain, his eyes watering.
The petite girl knelt at the edge of the bed and glared at him, the skull-badge still clutched firmly in her hand.
"FILTHY HUMAN!!!" the alien yelled, writhing in his pain. His tongue started to bleed again. "I GIVE YOU THE HONOUR OF BEING MY "MATURITY MATE" AND THIS IS WHAT I GET???!!!?"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!" she yelled back. She jerked her thumb towards her chest.
"My name is Kuchiki Rukia!!!!"