WARNING: Yaoi

WARNING: Yaoi. Also. OOC.

This story gets its rating due to language, smexual content, and...stuffs. XP

Placed on the morning after Itachi killed his clan. .\/.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. (But I do own Kagetsuya and his family. 8P )

a/n Okay. So. This story has been up for two months, and evidently sucks ass. So, I present to you the edited version. Enjoy.

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"Breakfast's ready, Kagetsuya!" A plump old lady yelled up the stairs.

"Alright. I'll be right there," Popping his head out, the teenager replied, "just let me finish this."

"How long will it take?" His father asked, leaving his own room and walking down the stairs.

"No more than five minutes, I swear." Kagetsuya said through the door.

"Alrighty then. Just hurry up!" His parents said in unison. This was their every day routine. Mother gets up, goes down stairs, makes breakfast, calls for family to eat. Dad gets up, leaves his room, tells his son to come downstairs, leaves to eat. Son gets up, closes and locks his door, cleans his weapons, tells his parents five more minutes, and hides them so his parents won't see he has them. His parents don't know he's a ninja, and that's the way he likes it.

When Kagetsuya came down, he saw on the table: eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, toast, French toast, pancakes, grits, biscuits, jelly, and porridge. He gave a chuckle, before turning to his mother and asking "Is someone coming over, Mom?"

"Of course not! It's a Saturday, and people have things to do! Why would someone come over here? Unless..." His mother and father exchanged looks.

"Unless?"

"Unless you finally found yourself a girlfriend!" His mother grinned at him.

"Uh...not yet." Kagetsuya replied. The first time his parents had asked him such a question, he had turned bright red; but after hearing it for five years, he had learned just to smile and tell them as much of the truth as he could. 'And I probably never will find one...'

"Well, you'll find one soon enough. The only thing I think could keep away the girls is the fact that you're prettier than most of the ones in town! And I know I could never be courted by a boy who's prettier than me! That's why I married your father." As they sat down to eat, mother, father, and son, the mother started passing around their bowls. "Would you like some porridge, dear?" She looked to her son, a tall man, and seventeen at the most. Unlike his parents' red and brown hair, his curly golden locks fell passed his shoulders, to mid back.

"Yes, please." He replied with a small smile. A few minutes later, he had finished his meal, and was getting ready to go clean his dishes, when his mother reached over to grab the bowl. As she began to refill the bowl, he let out a sigh. 'Here we go again...'

"Now I'll be havin' none of that. You sit down and finish your porridge. It'll put some meat on your skinny old bones!" She beamed down at her son.

'Is she planning on getting me fat? I've already gained several pounds in just a month…and I doubt that that is from muscle mass.' As he sat down to eat the second bowl, -after all, it's considered rude to argue with your parents- he heard a sudden gust of air nearly shake their humble farm house.

"My, my! THAT was a strong one, wasn't it!" His mother had begun filling her husband's bowl again.

"I'm going to go...check on the animals." their son hurried to the door, and ran down the dirt road leading away from the house, and towards the barn where they kept their animals.

"Alright, just be careful, dear!"

As he ran towards the barn, he knew immediately that it was no wind that had the animals so riled up. He could sense chakra spurting out from someone, but not much. 'Are they trying to mask their presence? No...Whoever this is, they are currently very weak.' Soundlessly, he ran over to where the water and food troughs were located. As he reached the one for water, he saw a lone figure drinking out of it. Spying the black, grey, and white uniform and animal mask, he felt a flicker of anger rise inside of him. 'An ANBU? But what could they want HERE?' A memory of seeing his comrades fall to the weapons of the ANBU flashed through his mind. That was when he noticed all the blood splattered across the ANBU's clothes. 'Just got off a mission, did we?' As he edged closer, he realized that it was a teenager, maybe only a few years younger than himself. Its long black hair fell to about the same length as his own, and shone in the light. 'A boy? A flat-chested girl?' All of a sudden, the figure whipped its head around, and saw Kagetsuya only a few feet away from it.

'Damn! How the hell could I have let my guard down enough to let this SIMPLETON get so close!?' the ANBU yelled at him/herself.

"What do you want from us?" Kagetsuya called to the ANBU. Not getting a reply, he said "Awfully far from home, aren't we?"

The ANBU said nothing in return. Instead, it jumped into the air, and began leaping from tree to tree. With a smile, Kagetsuya followed suit, chasing after the mysterious ANBU.

"Would you quit chasing me?!" The ANBU yelled over its shoulder to Kagetsuya, through its mask after a few minutes of the cat and mouse game.

"Ah ha! So you CAN speak!" Kagetsuya said with a laugh. As he did, several kunai were thrown at him. "Hn. Feisty, aren't we?" Dodging a second round of kunai, he watched as the ANBU turned and came at him with its katana. Swiftly, it brought its sword down, slicing through the air, but entirely missing its target, who was no longer there.

"Where the hell..." The ANBU sighed, removing it's mask. His girlish face was drenched with sweat and blood, the latter obviously not his own.

"You know, it's not often we get an ANBU, especially one from the Leaf Village..." The dark haired boy whipped around, his tired eyes widening in surprise when he found the farm boy there. "A long way from home aren't we?" The ANBU growled at him, then started when Kagetsuya stepped closer. "Not only are you feisty, but a bit jumpy too." Kagetsuya smiled playfully, grabbing the boy by the arm. When he did, the ANBU attempted to stab him with a kunai, but this arm too was caught by the golden haired farm boy's hand. "Alright, look. I'm not going to turn you into the ANBU. I mean, you obviously didn't run away for no reason at all, so what would be the point in my sending you back, hm?" The ANBU narrowed his eyes suspiciously, before growling

"What do you want with me?" Kagetsuya looked at him, giving the teen a genuine smile.

"I just want to help. Now come on." He started dragging the boy back towards the barn. As he did, the teenager dug his heels into the ground, making it all the more difficult for Kagetsuya. Sighing, Kagetsuya hoisted the boy up in his arms, and began carrying him like he was a new bride.

"What. Are. You. Doing?!" the ANBU yelled at him, thrashing around in Kagetsuya's arms.

"You were being difficult."

"So?!"

"So, I had to remedy the situation." Kagetsuya's stunning green eyes flashed in mirth, before he set the teenager down. "Now wait here." The teenager looked at him, less than a little surprised.

"You're letting me go?" The ANBU looked at him in disbelief.

"Of course not!" Kagetsuya laughed, earning a glare from the younger boy. "But I know you'll stay here if you don't want me to tell the ANBU where you went." He gave the boy a devilish, yet somehow bewitching smile. "Now stay put." He said, before walking back into the farm house.

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When Kagetsuya came back, he found the boy leaning against a tree, glaring at him with tired eyes when he spotted Kagetsuya. Kagetsuya just smiled.

"Here, I brought you some clothes..." looking the teen up and down, he smiled "These should fit you."

"Why should I wear these, farm boy?" The ANBU glared. "I have clothes."

"Yes, ones that are bloodstained, and clearly bear the mark of ANBU and Konoha on them." Kagetsuya smirked. "Oh, and by the way, it's 'Kagetsuya.'"

"What is?" The teen arched a perfectly shaped eyebrow.

"My name. 'Kagetsuya Fuji.'" Kagetsuya smiled, handing the boy the change of clothes. "Would you care to tell me yours?"

"Of course not. That'll just be another thing you can use against me."

"Would the ANBU really believe that you would tell me your name?" Kagetsuya smiled at him, before taking the boy's knapsack and setting it behind the tree. "You can change over there." He pointed to where he had set the bag. When the boy didn't start changing, he sighed. "What's wrong now?" his ever-present smile temporarily fading.

"Well, you could AT LEAST turn around..." the teenager blushed a deep red, surprising not only Kagetsuya, but the ANBU himself.

"Alright." Kagetsuya replied, giving him a tired smile before he left.

Quickly, the boy began to remove his clothing, setting them in a stack. When he was done, Kagetsuya came and took his ANBU uniform, and went back to where he had been, spreading the clothes out on the grass before making several hand signs, and making the blood disappear. The teenager blushed again, as he turned back to get the clothes Kagetsuya had let him borrow. Slowly, he slipped them on, surprised to find that they actually fit him for the most part. The one place that it didn't fit was in the crotch area. It was extremely loose on him. Blushing, he walked out from behind the tree, and over to where Kagetsuya was folding his clothes.

"Everything fit alright?" Kagetsuya beamed up at him, surveying the boy.

"...hai." The boy began to fidget nervously, rubbing at his arm.

"What is it?" Kagetsuya asked, genuine concern showing in his deep green eyes.

"Uhm…t-thank you." Itachi tested the phrase, not used to showing gratitude.

"Does the shirt fit?" He asked, looking over his shoulder at the ANBU.

"Yes, why wouldn't it?" He asked quizzically, arching a perfectly shaped eyebrow. "We're both men, aren't we?" His eyes darted to Kagetsuya's girlish features, and long, braided hair. Either he was a very pretty, if not uniquely tall girl, or a very handsome man.

"Ah ha! So you ARE a boy! I wasn't sure at first, what with the long hair and all..."

"What?! Your hair's even longer than mine!!" He retorted, indignant. 'Huh. So he is a guy.'

"Hm. I doubt it. How about you PROVE to me that you're not a girl." Kagetsuya supplied, leering at Itachi. His eyes roamed up and down the stranger. He really wasn't all that feminine, if you looked close enough. His muscles were lean, though undoubtedly they were strong if he had been able to get into ANBU with them. His hair was long, that was true, but he kept it neatly tied back, most likely a style he had become accustomed to using when in the 'secret' organization, so it wouldn't get in the way when he was tracking a missing-nin. His eyelashes were thick and long, his eyes gently hooded, unlike the typical features of Konoha. He was tall, although still considerably shorter than himself, his hips slender, perfect for--

"Ah! Sh-shut up." the boy blushed, snapping Kagetsuya from his musings as he cutely turned his head to look away.

Kagetsuya pretended to give him a disappointed look. "Would you like to see if I am a guy?"

"What? NO! Why would I want to see that?!" Itachi cried, his normally stoic façade completely gone by now.

"You really are no fun, you know that?" Kagetsuya sighed, tucking his shirt back in.

The boy was at a loss for words. Never had he encountered some one who was so utterly strange, more than likely demented, and just plain weird; and he had lived in Konoha!

"Hey, SQUIRT. That's enough, alright? Come with me." Kagetsuya commanded over his shoulder. The ANBU glared.

"Don't EVER call me that again."

"Well, what the hell am I SUPPOSED to call you? You never told me your goddamn name!" he snickered as he mentally added 'And the nickname kinda FITS.'

"It's Kisame, alright?!" The boy yelled at him.

"Kisame, as in one of the legendary Seven Sword Masters of the Hidden Village of the Mist?"

"YES." the boy nodded.

"Funny, you don't look blue, or like a shark to ME. And if you were him, why were you in the ANBU ranks?" Kagetsuya laughed, causing the smaller boy to blush. "So, what's your real name, Kisame?" he asked, fighting back the urge to giggle.

"It's ITACHI, alright!?" The raven haired boy yelled, glaring.

"As in...Uchiha Itachi?" Kagetsuya arched an eyebrow. "The child-prodigy?"

"H-hai." Itachi gulped. "that's my real name."

"Hm...that's odd." Kagetsuya stared at the ANBU, claiming to be the infamous 'Itachi.'

"What is?"

"I heard Uchiha Itachi-san was a cold-hearted BASTARD to everyone except his younger brother. I've also heard that it is IMPOSSIBLE to get a rise out of him. That he is emotionless." Kagetsuya's pure green eyes narrowed as he looked at the boy from behind a screen of golden hair. He smiled up at him. "Although, it wouldn't be the first time people have been wrong, I suppose." This earned a smirk from Itachi.

"I suppose you're right."

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"Well, who is THIS charming young LADY, Kagetsuya?" His mother asked, pointing to the 'young lady' standing beside him. Noticing what 'she' was wearing, she added "And why is she wearing your clothes?"

"Well, mother...'Chi-chan's clothes were all wet, so I brought some of my clothes out to her." He bit his lip to try to fight back a giggle.

"Oh, so your name is 'Chi.' What a lovely name!" His mother ran over to Itachi. Turning to look at her husband, she added with a wink. "Isn't it an absolutely WONDERFUL name, dear?"

"Yes, but not so lovely as the young lady herself!" Her husband agreed, taking Itachi's hand in his. "My, what SOFT and DELICATE hands you have..."

'Delicate? Charming?! LADY?!' What little conscience Itachi had was doing everything in its power to keep him from killing these people. Noticing Itachi's eyes beginning to glow red, Kagetsuya reached out to touch Itachi's arm. Whipping his head around at the slight touch, Itachi growled "KAGETSUYA. Mind if I have a word with you outside? ALONE." He turned, looking at Kagetsuya's parents. Noting Itachi's menacing tone, Kagetsuya nodded.

"Of course, Chi." He smiled, delicately wrapping his fingers around Itachi's arm, giving it a warm squeeze. 'I'm sorry...you probably weren't ready for that.' Kagetsuya whispered to Itachi, his voice taking on a caring tone. Itachi waited until they were outside and alone to speak.

"You're right. I wasn't." Itachi sighed, too tired to even glare at him.

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"Oh, my! Those two were awfully FAMILIAR right then, weren't they..." His mother said, smiling. "Our son may have FINALLY found 'THE ONE.'"

Her husband grunted in agreement.

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"I'm sorry." Kagetsuya said, bringing his face close to his. Itachi blushed at the sudden invasion of space, and blushed deeper when he felt the tickle of Kagetsuya's long golden lashes on his cheeks. His heart began to burn with desire, his body yearning for a closeness he had never experienced before. And it was all a mystery to him, all he knew was that he was blushing, and his heart was racing. Slowly, seeing Itachi show no signs of fighting, Kagetsuya tilted Itachi's head back, and brought their lips tightly together. Itachi's eyes widened, he tried to push the taller boy away, but sensing no malice coming from him, slowly let his eyelids flutter delicately closed. They began to lose themselves in the moment, Itachi wrapping his arms around Kagetsuya's neck, bringing their bodies close together. Kagetsuya smiled against Itachi's lips, as he wrapped one arm tightly around Itachi's waist, eliciting a moan from the younger boy's mouth. His free hand snaked its way through Itachi's hair, pulling out the rubber band keeping his ponytail in place. His midnight black hair fell across his cheeks, but Kagetsuya just ignored it, and kept kissing him anyways. Slowly, their lips parted just long enough for them to take a quick breath, before their yearning set in again. Kagetsuya took hold of the smaller boy's wrists, effortlessly making the younger boy's heart pound. Kagetsuya pushed Itachi to the nearest wall, pressing him up against it, making their bodies flush. Daringly, Kagetsuya licked Itachi's bottom lip, asking for entrance. Not getting a reply, Kagetsuya forced his way into Itachi's mouth, their tongues battling each other for dominance. Itachi blushed as he realized that he was about to have a little problem. Noticing a sudden hardness rubbing against his inner thigh, Kagetsuya just smiled as best he could, while his tongue was still excitedly exploring the cavern that was Itachi's mouth. "I take it you're enjoying this, eh, 'Chi?" Kagetsuya smiled, breaking the kiss to ravish Itachi's neck. Itachi moaned at the unfamiliar sensation, sending a shiver down Kagetsuya's spine. Using his knee, he forced Itachi's legs to spread wider, lifting him just enough that Itachi had no choice but to straddle Kagetsuya's leg. Itachi blushed, glaring down at the golden haired man, but moaning at the delicious friction the contact caused. Now more reassured that he wouldn't be killed by the ex-ANBU member for what he was doing, he licked at the beads of sweat forming on the younger boy's neck and chest.

"When did you--" he stopped short, as the last word was swallowed, and became a moan. Lightly, Kagetsuya bit down on Itachi's neck, receiving a lustful glare. Somewhat apologetically, he began to lick at the wound, his long and graceful tongue following the muscles of the smooth and perfect body.

"Itachi..." With a lust-clouded mind, he began to fiddle with the button on Itachi's pants.

"Mm...ah! K-Kagetsuya...please...not HERE..." Itachi moaned, a sound which just seemed to excite the older man more. 'What the hell am I saying? I don't even KNOW this guy! Although…nobody has ever been brave enough to try something like this with me. Would it be so bad to lose myself? Just this once?'

"Itachi..." he said, in a low and breathy tone. "I--" he stopped, earning a disappointed and dissatisfied mumble from the younger boy.

"What is it?" Itachi whined, slightly pissed that he had stopped.

"Someone's here. Watching us." Kagetsuya turned slightly, looking for the source of the odd feeling he was getting.

"Ah, forget it. It was probably just some random fan-girl..." Itachi reasoned, wrapping his arms around Kagetsuya's neck. "Now, c'mon. Let's pick up where we left off."

'Random fan-girl? What the hell?' Kagetsuya looked up at the younger teen. "This isn't your first time with another man, is it..." Kagetsuya smirked.

"Actually, it's...my first time with anyone..." Itachi blushed, gripping Kagetsuya tighter. "Not only am I a...virgin," he swallowed, ignoring the surprised look he got from the older man. "but, I've never been on a date...and..."

"And?"

He smiled up weakly at Kagetsuya. "And you just stole my first kiss."

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a/n So, I hope you guys liked this edit better. Man, I definitely need a beta.

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