"Terri, the Giver" (AKA "Rent Extremities"
A 7th Season Episode
Scene- Apartment
Jack (on phone): Mr. Angelino, please understand that I'll be late with the rent.
[Jack pulls phone away from ear as loud yelling is heard.]
Jack: Yes, Mr. Angelino, see ya later.
[Terri and Janet enter the room.]
Janet: What's wrong Jack, did you have problems on a phone.
Jack: Yes
Terri: Did a girl say no?
[Terri and Janet erupt with laughter.]
Jack: No, no, this is serious! I don't have enough money to pay the rent for my restaurant and the rent for the apartment.
Janet: I'm so sorry to hear that!
Terri: Yeah! How about this Jack? I'll go see if I can get any money!
Jack: Thanks!
Scene- Regal Beagle
[Jack Enters the Beagle]
Jack: Hey, Larry! I need the $20.00 I loaned you.
Larry: Sorry, Jacko, but I spent it all on Elaine. And it was worth it!
Jack: Oh, Larry! (Pretends to wring Larry's neck)
Larry: I'm sorry, Jacko, but I'll try to get it back.
Scene- Apartment
Terri (on phone): Yes, I know. I heard. But I still can't believe that Alexandria is leaving her body to Brain Power Laboratories, even if it pays you $30, 000 right away. Let me put myself in her position.
(Jack walks in)
Terri (Con't): I sell my body to this company for $30,000. I would then give some of the money to Jack and Janet.
(Jack walks out, stunned)
Terri (con't): But I would never do that. But I do have to file her medical records with them. Bye.
Later that day.......
Janet and Terri walk out of their bedroom.
Janet: Bye Terri and Jack.
(Janet exits)
Doorbell rings.
Terri: That's for me!
Terri then opens the door.
Alexandria: Here are the records, and here is $2.50 for doing this.
Jack runs up to them and says:
Jack: $2.50? A measly $2.50?
Alex: Well, then, here's an extra quarter.
Jack: lets out a disgusted sigh
Jack then gets down on his knees and begs.
Jack: Please Terri don't do it!
Terri: Jack, what do you have against sending files?
Jack: Files? Well, nothing.
Terri: Tell me what you were thinking.
They all huddle around Jack, and Jack tells them. They throw Jack out of the apartment after hearing.
Larry then comes in.
Larry: How much money do you need to pay the rent Ja,,,,,,,,,,,,What happened!
Jack: Larry, I just need the $20.00 to pay the remainder of both rents.
Larry: Well, here they are! I'll ask Terri then what happened
Janet comes in.
Janet: What happened.
Terri: Here I'll tell you and Larry. (whispering is heard)
Janet: Jack Tripper. Really!
Janet kicks him
Larry starts laughing
Jack leaves out a groan. Signally the end of the show
The End
A 7th Season Episode
Scene- Apartment
Jack (on phone): Mr. Angelino, please understand that I'll be late with the rent.
[Jack pulls phone away from ear as loud yelling is heard.]
Jack: Yes, Mr. Angelino, see ya later.
[Terri and Janet enter the room.]
Janet: What's wrong Jack, did you have problems on a phone.
Jack: Yes
Terri: Did a girl say no?
[Terri and Janet erupt with laughter.]
Jack: No, no, this is serious! I don't have enough money to pay the rent for my restaurant and the rent for the apartment.
Janet: I'm so sorry to hear that!
Terri: Yeah! How about this Jack? I'll go see if I can get any money!
Jack: Thanks!
Scene- Regal Beagle
[Jack Enters the Beagle]
Jack: Hey, Larry! I need the $20.00 I loaned you.
Larry: Sorry, Jacko, but I spent it all on Elaine. And it was worth it!
Jack: Oh, Larry! (Pretends to wring Larry's neck)
Larry: I'm sorry, Jacko, but I'll try to get it back.
Scene- Apartment
Terri (on phone): Yes, I know. I heard. But I still can't believe that Alexandria is leaving her body to Brain Power Laboratories, even if it pays you $30, 000 right away. Let me put myself in her position.
(Jack walks in)
Terri (Con't): I sell my body to this company for $30,000. I would then give some of the money to Jack and Janet.
(Jack walks out, stunned)
Terri (con't): But I would never do that. But I do have to file her medical records with them. Bye.
Later that day.......
Janet and Terri walk out of their bedroom.
Janet: Bye Terri and Jack.
(Janet exits)
Doorbell rings.
Terri: That's for me!
Terri then opens the door.
Alexandria: Here are the records, and here is $2.50 for doing this.
Jack runs up to them and says:
Jack: $2.50? A measly $2.50?
Alex: Well, then, here's an extra quarter.
Jack: lets out a disgusted sigh
Jack then gets down on his knees and begs.
Jack: Please Terri don't do it!
Terri: Jack, what do you have against sending files?
Jack: Files? Well, nothing.
Terri: Tell me what you were thinking.
They all huddle around Jack, and Jack tells them. They throw Jack out of the apartment after hearing.
Larry then comes in.
Larry: How much money do you need to pay the rent Ja,,,,,,,,,,,,What happened!
Jack: Larry, I just need the $20.00 to pay the remainder of both rents.
Larry: Well, here they are! I'll ask Terri then what happened
Janet comes in.
Janet: What happened.
Terri: Here I'll tell you and Larry. (whispering is heard)
Janet: Jack Tripper. Really!
Janet kicks him
Larry starts laughing
Jack leaves out a groan. Signally the end of the show
The End