Author's Notes: This is all in good fun. I adore all the anime series mentioned here and do not own any of them. I do not own Gundam Wing, Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Freaky Friday, Lord of the Rings, or the closing line from the Terminator. This is a parody and has some of the other things I love included in it. I hope you enjoy it and yes I have a very healthy sense of humor. I also do not own anything mentioned, besides my crazy sense of humor.
Quatre wakes up and realizes something is wrong. He realizes he has a brown braid and a priest's outfit. His eyes widen in shock and you can hear him let out a blood-curdling scream.
"What in the world a braid? What the.." Quatre asked himself and felt really very odd. He decides to investigate why he felt so peculiar this morning by going to the mirror
Quatre gets up and examines himself in the mirror. His face goes pale white. He groans and runs out into the hall only to run into Duo Maxwell who now is in his body! Duo Maxwell is screaming and looking very frantic at the thought of being in another Gundam Pilot's body.
"I'm in Quatre's body," Duo screamed frantically.
Duo begins to pace and tries to reach for his braid only to realize he has short blonde hair. He frowns and sees the worried look on Quatre's face.
"How'd that happen?" Quatre asks Duo.
"I don't know man, but it's freaking me out! Mako is going to kill me!" Duo replies hastily.
Duo peers around the room as if expecting Makoto to appear. Quatre appears thoughtful and thinks of how to reverse his and Duo's situation. He goes into the kitchen of the apartment and sips a cup of coffee.
(AN: In this piece they're all in a sort of four-bedroom apartment simply for the sake of zaniness.)
Duo is frowning as he finds Quatre's attire none too flattering on him, when Quatre suddenly comes up with a "Eureka!" moment.
"I know let's do a jolt!" Quatre says with an air of brilliance.
(AN: A jolt similar to that seen in Freaky Friday.)
"Oh, okay. If it will get us to go back to our regular bodies," Duo agreed.
The two rush towards each other and smack right into each other. They both fall onto the tile and both are left rubbing their heads in pain.
"Okay, that was just stupid," Duo comments sarcastically. He reaches for his braid to find it's not there. He then whines, "I miss my braid!"
Mako finally decides it is time to rise and shine. She walks into the kitchen where Quatre and Duo are busy trying to formulate a plan on how to switch back. Mako's hair looks knotted and tangled and her voice sounds hoarse and a bit croaky. She spies the two men and decides to question what is going on.
"Babe, what's going on," Mako asks who she thinks is Duo.
"I'm in Quatre's body," Duo says.
Mako gives "Quatre" an odd look and looks puzzled.
"But you're Quatre." Mako replies in confusion.
"No, I'm Duo," Duo defends himself.
Mako is thoroughly baffled at this point and goes over to the coffee pot. She looks at both men who are looking both embarrassed and determined. She thinks back to the very exciting party the group had thrown last night and comes to a conclusion.
"Did you drink too much eggnog?" Mako addresses Duo with an air of skepticism.
"No! I swear it's me! I'll prove it by telling you something only I would know." Duo says with confidence. Duo then closes his eyes in concentration and gets a look of triumph.
"You wear pink underwear with lace even though you claim to hate being a girlie girl," Duo says with a laugh in his voice.
Mako is blushing wildly and even Quatre is looking a tad embarrassed for her. Mako walks over to Duo, still in Quatre's body and gives him a playful punch.
"Okay, so you are Duo but what the heck happened?" Mako asks.
Before either of the men can answer the roof crashes spectacularly. There in the middle is none other than Miroku wearing his traditional robes and having a victorious gleam in his eyes.
"It was I! I gave you the cursed sugar cookie of doom!" Miroku laughs evilly.
Mako, Duo, and Quatre look at each other surprised and slightly amused. Miroku is swinging his staff in the style of a Gladiator before Quatre questions him.
"So you're saying what exactly houshi?" Quatre questions
Miroku falls over in stupidity. "Do you always ruin dramatic endings like that? Haven't you watched the movie!" Miroku demands.
Usagi finally enters the scene but is in a different state than Mako. Her hair flows neatly behind her and she's dressed in a smooth, blue nightgown. She gazes upon the scene.
"No ship can bear me now I'm mortal!" Usagi stated with an air of sadness.
Mako and Duo start laughing hysterically as the party ended quite some time ago. The elves were the last to leave the party, as they said they needed to catch a ship in the morning.
"Um, hun the elves left the party hours ago," Quatre informs Usagi.
Usagi is shocked and slaps "Duo." She glares at him and turns her back while everyone else is standing there looking stunned. Well, except Miroku who looks a bit lecherous.
"Duo Maxwell is hitting on me!" Usagi points a finger
"Usagi-chan that's Quatre." Mako tells her confused friend.
"Oh geesh, this isn't one of those switch-bodies things is it?" Usagi says with an air of impatience.
"Yep, they ate the sugar cookie of doom." Mako confirms.
Mako fills Usagi in on who decided to have Duo and Quatre switch places. That's when Usagi turns around and yells at Miroku.
"Thanks a lot houshi," Usagi glowers at the monk.
Sango comes bursting onto the scene. She is clad in her battle armor and received the party invitation late. She surveys the people before her with both dismay and bewilderment. She then spots Miroku and her eyes narrow.
Sango hits Miroku in the head with her boomerang. "You may be my boyfriend houshi-sama but you're still hentai," Sango shakes her head in defeat.
It seems the little house if filling up quick for more people have come to the house. Ein runs by chasing Luna and Artemis around.
"I knew I should have been Gundam Wing it's safer," Artemis says with a look of despair.
Wufei pops seemingly out of nowhere. It seems some people had spent the nights camping out in the living room.
"It's never safe with me around!" Wufei laughs.
"These people keep appearing!" She screams and tries to get everyone else out of the kitchen. "Hey, I found my ballpoint!" Mako informs everyone.
Duo gives Mako an odd look wondering why she brought up a totally unrelated subject. That's until Vash and Meryl also make their way into the room. Duo is amazed that the house has held this many people at one time.
Vash runs in with a sword trips over it embarrassed then gets up again
"I am the King fear me and my mighty sword!" Vash laughs and tries to unsheathe his sword. Meryl watches this and looks highly apologetic. Vash is a tiny bit drunk.
Meryl has a sweat drop and goes over to Vash.
"I preferred the glasses and red jacket." Meryl drags a protesting Vash out by the ear. "Leave the really kawaii elf act to Orlando Bloom," Meryl advises.
"No fair!" Vash pouts as his sword clanks on the floor.
Mako taps her foot with impatience. This silly charade has gone off long enough. She decides it's time to end this and speaks up.
Mako groans and says, "Can I just get my boyfriend back kudasai?"
"They have to agree on something." Usagi has addresses the group
Duo and Quatre look at each other and nod. They're both sure of one thing they agree on.
"Trowa's a freaking psychopath!" Duo and Quatre chant at the same time.
They go back to their regular bodies.
"Just for eating that sugar cookie y you must wear my fuzzy house slippers, Quatre." Usagi laughs with a bit of an evil hint in her voice.
Quatre looks alarmed and tries to make a run for the door. Usagi stops him and he follows her reluctantly.
"This woman is going to kill me I swear," Quatre states.
Mako snickers. "The Japanese brat is a black widow killing her victims with one swipe," Mako tries to play this off with a "spooky" tone to her voice.
Usagi is leaving with Quatre and manages to hear what Mako says. She rolls her eyes.
Usagi "That line is so clichéd." Mako shrugs innocently and Duo is admiring the return of his braid. Mako winks and says with a mischievous air:
"I'll be back."