ectoBiologist began to pester homeSick
EB: Hey! :B
HS: Sup John
EB: Nothing much, how are you?
HS: Terrible.
HS: Boarding school sucks plush foamy ass.
HS: *sighs*
HS: But anyways, did you get the game?
EB: Heck yeah I did!
HS: Yay! *squeals*
EB: But a couple more people are joining us.
HS: How many is 'a couple'?
HS: Cause last time you said 'a couple' you gave me thirty life sized stuffed goats.
EB: A good prankster always seizes the opprotunity to be spontaneous :B
EB: And its means three
HS: Okaaayyy
HS: Want to give me their usernames so I can talk to them Egderp?
EB: No need to be rude!
ectoBiologist sent homeSick
HS: Woah dude, no need to send me a whole PROFILE on them.
HS: Like, seriously, you put down their family members.
HS: I really don't care that turntech here only has a brother and this tentacles chick only has a mom.
HS: Wait-
HS: You only have a dad,
HS: tech only has a bro,
HS: gnostic only has a g-pa,
HS: tentacles only has a mom!
EB: Yeah?
EB: So?
HS: SOOO
HS: You guys could be this huge fucking internet family!
HS: Maybe fate has brought you all together FOR A REASON!
EB: What would that make you?
EB: The family drama llama?
HS: Ha, ha.
HS: Dying over here little John.
HS: I'm your guys' third cousin.
HS: Thrice removed.
EB: Thrice?
HS: Three is a very good number.
gardenGnostic began to pester homeSick
GG: Hi there!
GG: Are you ready to start the game yet?
HS: Hey jade!
HS: Actually, I'm pretty nervous...
HS: I have one of those really ominous feelings you know?
GG: Haha, not really.
GG: But I'm sure it will work out just fine.
HS: Really?
GG: Positive.
homeSick began to pester turntechGodhead
TG: Woah, you're pestering me first
TG: This has got to be good homey
HS: Very ironic.
HS: Very punny.
HS: Anyway, it IS sort of important.
HS: Do you know what the point of this game is?
TG: What do you mean
HS: I MEEEAAAN
HS: in every game there's a point right?
HS: Mario saves the princess from Bowser and Luigi's stuck at home masterbaiting to princess Daisy.
TG: Sure
HS: So what are we supposed to do?
HS: Beat the boss, bang some royalty and learn the true meaning of friendship?
TG: You ask me this as if you're expecting an answer
HS: UUUGGGH
HS: You are infuriating Strider,
HS: I'm telling on you.
TG: To who
HS: TO LALONDE THAT'S FUCKING WHO.
TG: Oh god please no she's gunna do her psych analyisis thing to me
TG: AGAIN
tentaclesTherapist began to pester homeSick
TT: Hello, homeSick
TT: I believe John mentioned something about you wanting to speak with me?
HS: Yeah, you better pull out your clipboard Rose this one's a dosey.
HS: Okay so you know white text guy?
HS: Well he said we gotta scratch the session so we can still, you know,
HS: Keep all our eternal organs on the inside.
HS: But we are going to forget about all of this.
TT: By "all of this" you are implying we loose all our memories about the game?\
HS: Try OUR LIVES.
HS: We are hitting reset on the universe baby.
HS: Like the bad asses we are.
homeSick began to pester ectoBiologist
HS: John?
HS: I know you lost your computer so some shit.
HS: So I need to tell you something.
HS: Before we scratch, try to remember me.
HS: Try your hardest to find me.
HS: Because, honestly, if I never met you or Jade or Rose or even Dave
HS: I don't think I'd still be here.
HS: Anyways, you probably aren't gunna see this at all
HS: But I just felt the need to tell you.
HS: Bye.
GAME SESSION HAS ENDED
5TH PLAYER HAS BEEN DROPPED
RETRY?