Chapter One: Yippy I got transferred!
'Great my father got another job so I've got to transfer to another school again! When will it ever end?' These were the thoughts of 15 year old Naruto Uzumaki as he watched the world go by as he lay in bed. His father or should I say caretaker, Iruka just got a new job being the instructor at the local ninja academy and now he was being forced to leave all his friends and go to the same academy his father works at. He was so sick of doing this and just wished Iruka could keep a single job for more then six months, moving 13 times in a row was starting to push it.
Sighing he got out of bed and proceeded to get ready for the day. He dressed in a black shirt that zipped up halfway of his left side and a pair of white pants, adding to it his favorite black sandals. Finally he adjusted his blonde spiky hair to his liking, and painted his fingernails black before grabbing his bag and heading to the kitchen. "I guess he went in early" he sighed quickly fixing a hot pocket and grabbing an energy drink from the fridge. Locking the door to the apartment Naruto placed the key in his pocket and headed down the street towards the academy.
Now Naruto may be a Goth but one thing everyone agreed upon was he was cuter then most girls were. Every time he would walk by someone they would turn to stare with lust in their eyes and some even attempted to grope him as he passed. Naruto just ignored them; it was like this everywhere he lived at anyway. He was just glad he was still a virgin and managed to escape every time he got cornered by those lusting for his ass. "Iruka said it was a curse and I'm starting to believe him" he huffed as he felt another grabby pair of hands on his ass.
Finally after much grabbing and catcalls Naruto reached the academy which did not look very impressive. (Academy in the anime) Walking inside he marched up to the front desk and asked for which class he was assigned to. "Well aren't you a cutie? Your room is number 207 and have a nice day sweetie" the lady smiled as she waved me off. "Another one for the fan club I guess" Naruto sighed before reaching said class room. Knocking he heard someone say come in and entered.
It was an odd man with silver hair and a mask covering most of his face. He had a forehead protector hanging over his left eye and wore the standard garb of a jonin. "Ah you must be the new one, Naruto Uzumaki right?" he asked, his eyes never leaving a small orange colored book in his hands. "Yeah that's me where do I sit?" Naruto replied bluntly, you could tell he was annoyed. "Now, now no need to get snippy Uzumaki-san" he smiled before looking up from the book and going wide eyed. This blonde had to be the most beautiful person he had ever seen, if he had been a few years older he would have jumped him right now in front of everyone. He giggled at various perverted thoughts about said blonde before introducing himself. "I am Kakashi, your jonin instructor for this class. I hope we can get along Naruto-kun" he smiled under his mask.
'This guy just screams pervert. Note to self never be alone with him in the same room' Naruto thought as he shook the mans hand. "Now everyone settle down and welcome are newest student Naruto Uzumaki" Kakashi said to the class, drawing their attention. When the class looked at who he was introducing they froze and everyone went silent.
'Damn what a hot guy!' a blonde with long hair thought
'It should be a sin to look better then Sasuke-kun' a pink haired girl thought.
'Oh my he's looking right at me I think I'm going to faint!' a girl with blue hair thought
'This is so troublesome but I wouldn't mind getting with him' a lazy boy thought
'He smells like strawberries and sakura petals' a boy with a dog on his head thought
'He looks weak but he might prove a challenge in my bed unlike the other losers' an emo boy thought
(If you can't guess who these people are then go kill yourself)
Naruto didn't waste anytime getting to an empty seat; right next a lazy boy and a large fat boy that was devouring a bag of chips. Class continued on, Naruto made friends with Choji and Shikamaru, also he found a friend in Kiba since they were both animal lovers. When lunch came and all the other girls except for three were begging him to sit with them, he simply left and went towards the blue haired girl he saw earlier. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, do you mind if I join you?" he asked with a small grin.
The girl eeeped and quickly nodded her head before blushing red. "I'm... Hinata Hyuga" she stuttered out. "Nice to meet you Hinata-chan" he smiled and began eating his lunch. Shortly later a brown haired girl done up in buns came and joined them followed by a boy dressed in a green jumpsuit and a bowl haircut. Tenten and Naruto instantly hit it off when she spotted Naruto's notebook with designs for swords in it and Lee voiced himself as Naruto's rival. All the while they never noticed the blacked haired boy with a smirk on his face.
Lunch ended and the group departed for afternoon classes. Naruto was in Physical Fitness with Lee and Hinata at the time along with the black haired kid who he ignored. "IF I CANNOT DO 100 PULL UPS THEN I WILL DO 200 PUSH UPS!" Lee declared making the teacher weep with joy.
LEE!
GAI-SENSEI!
LEE!
GAI-SENSEI!
They hugged and a strange sunset backdrop appeared out of nowhere making everyone sweat drop. "Are they always like this Hinata-chan?" he asked looking at the strange sight. "Yes... Naruto-kun... Lee is ... very close to Gai-sensei" she said in her timid shy voice. They then set on doing out exercises while Naruto was being eyed like a piece of meat by everyone except Lee and Gai, even the timid Hinata was getting pervert thoughts and started having a nosebleed while watching Naruto's body flex as he worked out. In the back the emo boy sneered at the attention the blonde was getting but pushed back his anger and smirked. He wanted that blonde to be his and what ever Sasuke Uchiha wanted he usually got one way or another.
The day went by fast and now school had ended. They all parted ways and agreed to meet up at a small ramen stand in the village later. Naruto being the nice guy that he was offered to walk Hinata home which she agreed to in a split second. As they walked they never noticed they were being followed by Sasuke who was seething at the fact Naruto was with the Hyuga heiress, he was an Uchiha and he should have the blonde! But now was not the time to strike, he would wait and approach when the blonde was alone and then take what he wanted.
Well when Hinata showed up at the Hyuga compound with the blonde it was not a pretty sight. Hinata's father saw them from his room and marched down to meet them and to demand why some boy was walking with his daughter. But when he opened the door and saw the smile on Hinata's face his anger vanished and smiled at the boy. "May I know the name of the one who has made my daughter so happy" he asked kindly. "Naruto Uzumaki sir, I just transferred here and wanted to walk Hinata home" he smiled. "Well I hope you can join us for dinner tonight Naruto-san, I'm sure Hinata would love you to be there" he said waiting for the blonde to answer. "I'll have to talk to my dad but I'll try to come if I can" Naruto replied before bowing to the Hyuga and taking his leave.
'There is something about that boy. His chakra was ten times more powerful then mine and he seemed to control it perfectly. Perhaps this Naruto Uzumaki would be a good investment for the clan to take part in' he thought as he watched the boy leave.
Getting home Naruto quickly did whatever homework he had, showered and began looking for some sort of formal wear but he couldn't find anything. Cussing he went to his father's room to look, not seeing his bedroom window open and Sasuke stepping inside. 'He's finally alone but now it's too risky. If I jump him and he doesn't show up at the Hyuga estate later then they will come looking for him. I guess my fun will have to wait till later but for now I'll help the blonde out' he thought placing a present on the blondes bed and sneaking back out the window.
Still cussing Naruto returned to his room to find the window open and a present on his bed. Picking it up he found no note to which it was addressed and opened it. Inside was the most beautiful kimono he had ever seen. It was black and made of silk with a large silver fox with nine long tails going down the back. Quickly dressing into the kimono with matching pants he smiled at himself in the mirror before cussing again at the time on the clock.
He sprinted out of the apartment and went to the ramen stand where all his friends and annoying fans were waiting. When Tenten and Ino spotted Naruto in the kimono they screamed Kawaii and started taking pictures while all the guys just starred, wanting to rip the kimono off Naruto and take him in the street. "Sorry guys but I've been invited to eat at Hinata's tonight, perhaps we can do this sometime this week?" he asked looking to his friends. "Sure man, I've personally met Hinata's old man and you better be early or he'll see you as a fool" Kiba voiced as Naruto turned to make his way to the Hyuga estate.
"May kami have mercy on his poor soul" Shino voiced scaring the hell out of everyone. "Shino what the hell when did you get here!" Ino screamed. "..." was Shino's reply."Great I finally get to hear him speak and he's praying for a lost soul" Ino sighed before wrapping her arm around Shikamaru.
All the while Naruto kept getting a feeling that he should run home and hide under his bed for some reason.
Skip the Hyuga Dinner…
After Dinner with the Hyuga Clan...
Naruto could not believe he just endured two long hours of that. When he arrived earlier everything seemed to be going so well until Hinata's father started talking about the future of the clan and Naruto's role in it. He wanted Naruto to marry Hinata when he became the legal age and after this announcement Hinata fainted. Naruto was dumbstruck, so dumbstruck he didn't remember screaming at the top of his lungs and running out of the door, dodging clan members the entire way.
Naruto was only 15 and he didn't want to marry someone he didn't know. I mean Hinata was nice and all and he did sort of have a small crush on her but it wasn't that serious. After escaping the main compound things got worse when he ran into Hinata's protector, Neji Hyuga. At first Naruto believed he was going to have shit beaten out of him Hyuga style until Neji started flirting with him and trying to lead him back to his room. Naruto hated to admit that Neji was a very attractive guy but he didn't want to lose his innocence yet, it's what made him so desirable. Well that and Iruka would bitch at him till he died if he lost it.
Now here he was in the middle of a park, in the dead of night with one of his kimono sleeves torn off and his hair looking like he just woke up. Neji had ripped it off while trying to drag Naruto into his bed chamber. "That is the last time I eat with the Hyuga clan" he sighed trying to gather up what ever dignity he had left and walk to the apartment. Unlocking the door he opened it to find Iruka was not there but he did find a note addressed to him from his caretaker.
'Naruto I am staying with a close friend tonight, do whatever you want as long as you don't burn the place down. I expect you to go to class in the morning as well. Money is by the phone for food so take care. '
"He bitches at me for being with people he doesn't know and then turns right around and goes off with someone I don't know. What a hypocrite" Naruto sighed taking off the badly damaged kimono. "So let's see I was invited to dinner, asked to marry a girl against my will, attacked by Hyuga clan members, flirted with Neji, nearly got raped by Neji and barely escaped with my innocence. Yep just a normal day in my life" he voiced before asking kami why he hated him so.
The Next Morning...
'NARUTO UZUMAKI!" The loud voice of Iruka shouted throughout the house. Naruto instantly shot up in bed and flew to his door, ripping it open to find a very pissed off Iruka waiting for him. "WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU GETTING MARRIED TO HINATA HYUGA?" he shouted at his adopted son. "I don't know, I turned the offer down but her dad kept going like he never heard me" Naruto answered. "I swear this is just like him, he believes that no one would refuse an offer from the Hyuga and simply believed you accepted" Iruka sighed. "Well you get ready and go to school, I have a meeting with the Hokage about this issue" Iruka smiled before heading off to do what ever the hell he does when not around Naruto.
Quickly showering Naruto dressed in a button up black dress shirt, blue jeans and his favorite sandals again. Applying his black fingernail polish and fixing his hair he skipped breakfast and headed towards the academy. Walking into the class room he quickly took his seat next to Shikamaru and sighed. "You're alive?" a curious voice asked making Naruto turn around. There stood a young man wearing a long grey coat with a wide collar to hide his face. He had brown hair and wore square sunglasses. "What do you mean I'm alive?" Naruto asked. "..." was the strangers reply.
"Don't mind Shino, he rarely speaks to anyone. In fact this is the second time I've ever heard his voice" Choji voiced as he tore into another bag of chips. "He seems alright, kind of weird but alright" Naruto replied as the classroom down slid open.
Hinata could not believe how embarrassed she was with her father's actions last night. She had been humiliated in front of Naruto and after she woke up she let her father have it. Now not many people know this but there is a reason why Hinata acts timid and shy, she does this so when she finally gets mad you get the shit scared out of you. Hinata had beaten her father senseless with the Gentle Fist style after waking up and then when she found Neji who was holding a piece of Naruto's kimono she beat the shit out of him too. She just hoped Naruto was here today so she could say how sorry she was for her father and Neji's actions.
"Naruto-kun!" she exclaimed seeing the blonde sitting in between Shikamaru and Choji. "Listen I'm really sorry with what happened last night, please forgive me for not being able to stop them" she bowed to the blonde making everyone wonder just what in the hell did happen last night. "Alright I'll forgive them just this once but I am never eating there again alright?" Naruto replied crossing his arms and putting a cute pouty look on his face. "Thank you Naruto-kun" Hinata smiled just as Kakashi walked in the door.
"All right everyone pay attention. Since spring break is in two days from now I'm giving you a choice of a project. You can either give me a very well thought out report on what it means to be a ninja or you can choose option 2" Kakashi voiced. "What's option two?" Sakura asked. Kakashi started giggling perversely; "You can write a fantasy story about lovers doing nasty perverted things to each other" he smiled making everyone anime fall.
"I'll take option two!" Naruto raised his hand making everyone stare at him wide eyed. "Naruto you're seriously going to do it?" Choji asked him. "Why not? I have a pretty good imagination after all" came Naruto's reply. "Ok then who wants to be Naruto's partner?" Kakashi asked and everyone but Shino's hand went up. "My, my you are quite popular Naruto-kun so I guess you'll have to choose" Kakashi spoke and Naruto got to thinking. "I know just who I want" Naruto smiled.
Lunch...
"Are you ever going to talk?" Naruto asked as Shino remained silent through the meal. "..." was his reply to Naruto's question."Look I only picked you cause your the only one besides Shikamaru and Choji that wouldn't try to jump my ass alright" Naruto huffed. "..." was shino's reply."At least your a good listener and can nod when you think one of my ideas for the story is good right?" Naruto asked. Shino just nodded and continued to remain silent.
Across from the Two...
"Look at those two, who'd think out of all of us Naruto would choose him?" Ino voiced to the small group. "Naruto-kun is very careful because of last night's events" Hinata voiced shyly with a blush. "Hinata what exactly did happen last night?" Tenten asked and everyone focused their attention on the blue haired girl. "Well...um...Neji tired to... um" Hinata spoke with many stutters'. "He tried to what?" Tenten asked trying to get the girl to reveal her story. "NEJI TIRED TO RAPE NARUTO-KUN!" Hinata shouted and the entire room went silent. Everyone was wide eyed and starring at the blonde haired Goth next to Shino and then everyone focused their attention on the long haired Hyuga that just entered the room shortly before Hinata's outburst.
Naruto knew what was coming so he motioned for Shino to cover his ears which he did. Suddenly the room became fridge cold with killing intent and Neji gulped. "YOU TRIED TO RAPE NARUTO-KUN?" Everyone shouted and charged the scared boy. Neji screamed like a little girl and took off running as the mod of fans chased his all around the academy. "How troublesome" Shikamaru sighed biting into one of Ino's rice balls that she left behind.
"May kami have mercy on his poor soul" Shino spoke freaking everyone out. "HOLY SHIT! SHINO TALKED!" Kiba screamed pointing at the boy. The boy looked impassively at Kiba before turning back to his meal. In the distance you could hear the painful cries of Neji Hyuga as he got the shit beaten out of him by the entire academy minus Sakura Haruno.
Time skip two days later...
Naruto help in front of Kakashi a small black book with the words "A School Boys Fantasy" in gold. "Naruto-kun are you sure this is good enough? If its not you'll get a fail for this assignment" Kakashi voiced. "Kakashi-sensei if this book can make Shino pass out from too many pervert thoughts then I'm sure you'll enjoy it" Naruto smiled handing him the book. "Really? I'll take your word for it then" Kakashi smiled and opened the book only to go wide eyed and freeze.
"Kakashi-sensei what's wrong?" Sakura asked seeing her teacher freeze up. The front of Kakashi's mask starting turning crimson red and he fainted right in the middle of the room, everyone circled around to see if he was alright. "Naruto what could possible be strong enough to knock Kakashi the biggest pervert in the school out?" Kiba asked looking at the blonde. Naruto sighed before picking up the book, opened it to the very first page and held the book up for everyone to see.
Well needless to say everyone passed out from perverted overload of seeing mature versions of Sakura and Ino in a rather indecent pose. Smiling to himself Naruto scanned the room to find Shino still conscious with a raised eye brow. "What?" Naruto asked the silent teen. "..." was shino's reply.