GUESS WHAT GUYS I'VE DECIDED I LIKE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AGAIN
HAHA :)
Well anyways this is a collab w/ Planets and we're switching off chapters!
I, Pi, am writing the first one! We'll write as quickly as possible!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of the places or characters. Well maybe the made up ones... whatever.
Warning: Rejection and stupid jokes, oh and EdXOc and RoyXOc
OHHHh and it's before Scar is a good guy~
Enjoy my sweeties.
"So Roy, you called me out tonight for a romantic dinner?" a semi-high voice called out to the black haired man.
"Yes I did Miranda," the Fire Alchemist replied smoothly. She laughed gentley.
"Well let's go in!" Miranda chirped happily. The colonel chuckled huskily and lead the lady in.
"How many sir?" The young lady raised to fingers indicating that it was just the two of them. The waiter led them to their designated table.
Miranda's soft shoulder-length brown hair just barely brushed her shoulders, a blood red spaghetti strap dress that flowed to mid-thigh. Her laugh was soft and angelic. Roy thought that this was the girl to be. Until Ed walked in with Jenna, Miranda's sister. Then Miranda went all manly.
"Jen!" She had giggled. Jenna and Ed froze. Ed and Jenna swore under their breath.
"You know fucking well that your only 17 and you shouldn't be dating yet," Miranda growled, her honey sweet voice just as low as a sumo wrestlers. Jenna and Ed quickly stood up.
"Well you know what Miran! I can date if I want to and Ed is really nice and we have a lot in common! I really like him!" Jenna's yelled. Her dirty blonde hair slapped Roy.
"Ow..." Ed laughed.
"Ha! Colonel Bastard! I found a girlfriend faster than you, and you said I would never get one!" Ed hooted. Jenna laughed with him.
"Oh so it's your fault Roy, I didn't think that I would have to break up with you, you were the one that set my sister up with that cyborg!" Miranda screeched.
"Ed isn't a cyborg!" Jenna yelled unhappily, "He just has some auto mail!"
"Jenna we should go, obviously your sister and this bastard don't know how to understand," Ed grumbled. Jenna huffed and followed Ed.
"DAMMIT I HATE THAT PIPSQUICK!" Miranda shrieked. Everyone on the inside of the restaurant could hear Ed's little rant.
"DAMN YOU LADY. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN THAT CAN'T GROW HIGHER THAN AN INCH?"
Jenna socked him in the face to shut him up.
"You know what Roy. I've decided I hate you and I'm gonna join up with Scar and kill you," She growled at the poor man.
'Why is it that every time I try and date a girl she ends up wanting to kill me or hates me,' Roy thought to himself mounfully.
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