Poke-Tards
Kid: Hey everybody who reads this stuff it's time for a new story!
Pikachu: Kid and I have been working on this project for a while.
Roxas: Wait Kid's writing stories again?
Hikaru: Oh god this is going to be awful
Kid: …
Pikachu: Well enjoy this sort of short first chapter!
Kid: Also sorry for the lack of stories. I just don't have enough time to write anything.
The four KRPH members (Kid: If you can't figure out that abbreviation you have just been awarded my respect) awoke on a beach in what seemed like the middle of nowhere. The sun seemed to be a few hours away from setting and the water was a calm blue. Hikaru woke up with her face in the ocean. She was surprised to see that she wasn't drowning. She got up and looked at her reflection in the water.
"AAAAH I'M A PIPLUP!" she screamed
Everyone else awoke at the sound of Hikaru screaming. Everyone looked at one another and saw that they were all Pokemon. Roxas of course had no knowledge of what Pokemon was so she wasn't fully comprehending what was happening.
"Kid you're a Charmander!" yelled Pikachu
Kid let out the Charmander noise from season one, which is the most adorable noise ever. Kid looked at Pikachu and said, "AWW PIKACHUS A PICHU, HOW ADORABLE!" and ran up to hug him. The Pichu used his patented pokemon move on Kid, Bitch-Slap. Kid flew back away from Pikachu and started cussing in one of his favorite languages, German.
After Kid calmed down, Kid and Pikachu looked at Roxas and started laughing uncontrollably. Roxas had a confused stare because she had no idea what was going on.
"Roxas is a Chikorita!," said Kid while he was laughing
Roxas had no idea what a Chikorita was so she once again, couldn't understand what was happening.
"What's a Chikorita?" asked Roxas
Kid then pulled out his patented Kid-Dex (Pikachu: Oh my God really?) and read the Kid-Dex entry for Chikorita: Chikorita, The Weak-Ass Pokemon. If you ever choose this Pokemon as a starter you should practically die.
Roxas was utterly pissed. She tried to punch Kid but of course since Chikorita was a four-legged Pokemon with stubby legs, this was a non-accomplishable goal.
Just than a major plot point fell out of the sky and landed on Kid's head. This major plot-twist was none other than, Johndeer (Who is now a permanent member of KRPH and his name is now Ichigo). Ichigo was a Psyduck wearing sun glasses. Why he was wearing sunglasses? Nobody knows. Ichigo looked around and scratched his head wondering where he was and why he was here.
"Where am I asked Ichigo?" asked Ichigo, "I was at home a few minutes ago fap- I mean watching anime.
"Nobody knows where we are" said Kid.
But one thing is for sure, more retardation is to ensue.
Kid: Sorry for the short chapter everybody.
Roxas: Yeah we have a special announcement that's why there is a short story today.
Hikaru: We are doing a…
Pikachu: YAOI/YURI COMPETITION!
Ichigo: Enter in a yaoi or yuri story based off of KRPH(I) and who ever has the best story will get a story just for them
Pikachu: Sumit them by February 22nd
Kid: Remember to read and review!