Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

A/N: I wrote this 4/24/2017. That's quite a while after the rest of it. We want the pilot to be about 20 minutes, you see, and this helps. As always... please enjoy!


(The Bridge. Riff is sitting in the pilot's chair, carefully watching a computer screen full of various information crucial to flying the castle. Magenta stands nearby, trying not to fall asleep.)

Riff: You can go to bed, if you'd like.

Magenta: I'd rather keep you company (pause) How soon will we land?

Riff: soon.

Magenta: ah, so I might as well stay up.

Riff: Did I say how soon?

Magenta: Well-

(Suddenly, the ship shakes and the many computers beep.)

Magenta: What is it?

Riff: We've... arrived.


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