Yooooyooyooyooooo! Freedom Beef in the hizouuuse! I have come from the gratest writrs of all time to give this world the gratest thing it will ever read in its entire life! After u read this master peice every little thing u read after will be TURRBLE! Berth cirtifercat? WRDTHLESS! Onered for being grate? NOT AS GRATE IS ME! Excepted into skool? U WONT CARS! (AN: Thoguh why would u skool is stoopdi for babes lol.)
BUT ENOGUH TIME WASTING. BETUR GIT YOR WATCH CUZ ITS GRATE TIME. Befor we start, cing that this is is the gratest thing ever made, it defaintely will make evry man weman an unborn chidd cry out n super grate joy. That is y it will have every singl thing fissically able to exist! THAT IS RITE MORTAL. IF EXISTS IT, HERE IT IS! So prepppare ur dumb ay ess esses for the best thinge ver made!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic teh fast, but wonce this is over I bet they will BEG ME to take them! I won't thogh because I am a god and mercyfull to all and so I give lihgt to my peeps cuz im col like dat.
1: GRATENESS BEGINS
Docter Eggman was in hsi house facktory laughing super evully cuz he had da bes plan! It was not a stooped deaf walker or a stooped deaf trap or a stooped deaf laser or even a stoped deaf robot! No, Egman had been hit with a deaf ray of jean yis! It gave him the bessst of plans!
"Hohohohohohohohohohohohohoho! sad the evul docter "I will take over the world with my eggcellent plaaan and then turn it in to a big egg and eat it for brakefast!" Eggman realy liked eggs so he was defaintely redy to make it into an egg! No one will stop me He said. Meanwhile his robots and that realy funy one in yelloh saw eggmans evul plan and threw up cuz it was SO JEAN YIS and tht mad there wires go nuts. Eggman saw this and laughed again. "Not even cyince itsef can handle my epic stuff!"
"now to go! to make brekfast!" Eggman than talked out of his house and into space were he fell down to the grass area were sonic teh Fast and tAils the smrt and Knukles teh buff and amy teh pink and Cram the cram and rogue teh bat and shadow teh emo and OMEGA teh robot hung out. Eggman fist bumped the ground all cool and Sonic said it was way past cool and Eggman said yosh. Then he gave Sonic a paper before walked back into his house.
"What is it said amy?" Sonic looked at the paper and used his super sonic speed to read it fast because he does everythi ngfast. "It said he wants to have a party sleepover!" Everyone gasped except OMEGA who cannot gasp cuz he is a robot and has no organs. Eggman was crazy said Knukles as he flexed his epic arms. He must be super stooped said tails as he flexed his epic brain. No way said Amy as she flexed her epic. Cram nodded.
How strange.
"Shoud we go?" said Rogue? Everyone looked at each other and then at thesmelves and nodded. "okay then we will g oand defat that eggman and eat him for brakefast and then steal his cool house."
tHAT WAS A TASTE OF THE GRATE. I HOPE U NJOYD IT CUZ IF U DIDN'T UR SOUL IS BAD. NOW REED N REVIEW IT 11 STARS OUT OF 5 FOR MORE.