Dream 5/6/10-

This is what happens when you play Sonic Unleashed and then play Klonoa Wii with a file named ROBOTNIK, and then go to sleep with your Kirby plushie.

Okay. Dream starts where I'm playing some game and showing it to my mom. It looks like an NES game from the pink and plain title screen. My mom has the controller, and she accidentally presses Select instead of Start, which brings up some character artwork. The character looks like Tikal, if I remember correctly. I am embarrassed and I quickly bring her back to the title screen. Then I start playing by myself.

At this point, I am no longer playing a game. I am watching a series of VERY REAL events.

Kirby, AoStH Robotnik, possibly the WereHog, and Klonoa and some others are sitting together in some big metal base that looks kind of like a pie tin. Robotnik holds his nose and blows himself up with air, which causes him to explode. No one is alarmed, and he reappears instantly. He is sitting in a round metal depression that looks to be about the size of his Eggomatic Hovercraft. Lolo, the lion priestess-in-training lady from Klonoa 2 for PS2 appears through an opening on the south-southwest side of the hideout. She says that she would like to give a little tour for her friends. Kirby leaves with her and Klonoa/WereHog/possibly someone else. Lolo shows Kirby around several places, including a blank dark green plain. She gives him two presents, one of which is big and black and shaped like a coffee strainer, and the other one that I can't remember but was maybe a shoe. Lolo separates Kirby from his friends and brings him to his house, which seems to be in the shape of a peanut and is very small, but it is gray and only seen from above. While they are alone, Lolo admits that, "I was only chosen because I am good at acting like I'm good." She then puts Kirby's presents in his house. The black one takes up one-third of the space. Kirby then appears to shrink as he enters his house.

Once in his house, Kirby is confronted by the two objects Lolo gave him, which can apparently talk. They say something threatening that I have forgotten now, maybe something like, "You can't excape from us!" or something like that. Kirby is trapped by the objects, and the one I remember as a shoe tries to crush him or something.

Meanwhile, Ghadius, the guy with the robe and the bird hat from Klonoa Wii, arrives at the hideout, where possibly Kirby's friends who were with Lolo have returned. Ghadius laughs and draws some very detailed letters on an already filled whiteboard.

"So," he says, drawing an N, a SW, a S, and then an E. "Is your friend North, Southwest, East, or South?" He laughs again and Robotnik looks very concerned.

Then I woke up from my dream.

AN: This is probably the best dream I have ever had, and I intend to use it to distract you from the fact that I have not uploaded any new fics or chapters for months.