¡Hola! This is my first songfic in the HP fandom, and the first one ever in English, so please forgive any grammar/spell errors.
Some weeks ago I was re-reading OotP, but I wasn't really paying attention 'cause I couldn't take that bloody song out of my mind!!! I mean, I love Scissor Sisters, but at the moment I was at the verge of banging my head repeatedly on the wall… and then, when I unconsciously sang the chorus for the 35477th time, this whole parody idea came to my mind and I started singing "I don't feel like playin' Quidditch…" thinking about Ron's horrible performance at his first Quidditch match. Please, don't take me wrong! I'm hopelessly in love with Ron, but that doesn't mean that I have to say he's the best Keeper ever, right?
Disclaimer: This is a song parody of I Don't Feel Like Dancin' by Scissor Sisters, and all the HP-ness belong to J.K. Rowling.
I Don't Feel Like Playin' Quidditch
by Ronald Bilius Weasley
Wake up in the morning, pale and sweaty; I crack up
Last week I was so fine but now I feel like throwing up
"Good luck" told me Harry, Ginny and the Loony blonde
Hermione kissed me on the cheek but it wasn't enough
So I just pretend I don't see the crown-like badge
That Malfoy has been showing off with proud
"Weasley is our King" sings the silver-and-green crowd
Looks like magic won't help me in this match
'Cause I don't feel like playin' Quidditch when their damn song plays
My eyes can see the Quaffle but my hands can't find their way
I thought it wouldn't be too hard 'cause in the practice I was great
But I don't feel like playin', no sir, no Quidditch today
Don't feel like playin', playin'
I cannot escape, I don't know what to do
Don't feel like playin', playin'
Tryin' not to faint, I'm not really in the mood
Don't feel like playin', playin'
Rather be all Saturday with Snape in a classroom
Quaffle comes and Bludgers goes between the flying players
And the best thing I do is ride my new Cleansweep Eleven
The pressure is strong but I can't cover any hoop
This is the first match of the season and we cannot lose
So I just pretend that I know which way to bend
But it's really hard with that song on my mind
Oh, bloody hell! Warrington scored again
I feel so ashamed, I wish they would shut up!
'Cause I don't feel like playin' Quidditch when their damn song plays
My eyes can see the Quaffle but my hands can't find their way
I thought it wouldn't be too hard 'cause in the practice I was great
But I don't feel like playin', no sir, no Quidditch today
Don't feel like playin', playin'
I cannot escape, I don't know what to do
Don't feel like playin', playin'
Tryin' not to faint, I'm not really in the mood
Don't feel like playin', playin'
Rather be all Saturday with Snape in a classroom
I am the worst Keeper that has ever played for Gryffindor
I'm waiting for Harry, my best mate, to catch the golden light
'Cause I don't feel like playin' Quidditch when their damn song plays
My eyes can see the Quaffle but my hands can't find their way
I thought it wouldn't be too hard 'cause in the practice I was great
But I don't feel like playin', no sir, no Quidditch today
Don't feel like playin', playin'
I cannot escape, I don't know what to do
Don't feel like playin', playin'
Tryin' not to faint, I'm not really in the mood
Don't feel like playin', playin'
Rather be all Saturday with Snape in a classroom
I hope you liked it. ¡Please read & review!
Bessos! SOeL