White Haired Wolven here, or you can just call me Wolvie.

Disclaimer: You all know the drill; nothing related to Naruto is mine

"Naruto" – Speech
'Naruto' – Thought
Naruto – Sound

Well, now that that's cleared up, let the story begin.

"Neji" Hinata began, sliding into the standard Jyuuken stance "I won't back down"

"Tch" Neji growled "Fine by me, we'll see what destiny has in store for you".

'Wait a minute' Hinata's eyes widened in realisation 'That scroll, of course'.

-------(2 days previous)--------

"Who are you?" Hinata looked at the shadow-cloaked man in front of her.

"It does not matter" The dark figure responded, "What does matter is that you fight for what you believe in".

"B-but I-I'm not that st-strong" Hinata sighed, looking down.

"Use this," The dark man's hand revealed a small scroll "This will help you in your darkest hour".

-------(Present)--------

'My darkest hour' Hinata's voice echoed through her head 'No better time than now'

Wiping a small bit of blood from her bottom lip, Hinata opened the scroll and whipped her blood-covered thumb across the writing. Twirling the scroll through the air, she caught it in her mouth and preformed the necessary seals.

"Scroll activate!" She called out.

BO-OING

"WTF?" Neji said, and wasn't the only one who said it.

There stood Hinata, her thick coat busting at the seams, before finally it tore apart. The last shreds of her coat fell to the ground, revealing Hinata with breasts that rivalled Tsunade's under her dark shirt.

"Ahh" Screamed Hinata, looking down at her massive boobs "What the hell? This is not what I call help".

"Ahem" Coughed Hayate, bloody pieces of tissue stuck in his nose.

"Eh" Hinata turned to face the coughing ninja.

Unfortunately, her bust caused her to twirl even further than she hoped, sending her spinning to the ground.

"Anyway" Hayate coughed, waiting until Hinata could stand again "I declare this match's winner, Hyuuga Hinata".

"Really" Hinata said, falling down once again.

"Yep, you successfully knocked out your cousin" Hayate looked down from the twitching Neji in a pool of blood to the stands above "And judging by the amount of blood dripping from the spectator platforms, every male spectator in this room".

-------(Up on the platforms)--------

"I see" Shino began "Not only do they encompass a surprise attack, the increased bust also cushion attack on the chakra points in the chest area, a perfect defence".

"Shino" Naruto held onto the railings to try and pull himself up "You look at Hinata's rack and all you think about is how effective they are in battle? You're not gay are you?"

"…." Shino couldn't meet Naruto's eyes at that point.

-------(Outside on the roof)--------

"Heheheh" Jiraiya giggled as he watched his telescope and notebook drift away in the pool of blood "I love giving that scroll away".

Heheheh, this came to me all of a sudden and only took 15 minutes to write. Hope you enjoyed it. Be sure to tell me what you think – Wolvie.