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Sex is a weapon

Blair Waldorf had nothing her mother and father were getting divorced.

Her boyfriend was obsessed with her friend Serena. Everybody loved Serena.

Blair was the head-cheerleader. Everybody likes Serena as a leader.


One night Blair is on the chart room and chatting with a nice guy.

Mr. nice: "Hi gorgeous"

The sweet girl: "Hi to you to"

Mr. nice: "Such a long time and I keep thinking of you"

The sweet girl: "You are such a perv"

Mr. nice: "Do you like pervy guys? "

The sweet girl: "No, I like nice guys" Blair smiles his is soo cute. Hope he don't have a girlfriend.

Mr. nice: "I could be whatever you like me to be"

The sweet girl: "I bet you can. What is your name?"

Mr. nice: "I am Charles" What a nice name and quit manly.

The Sweet girl: "That is a different name, but I like it and my name is Clair" Blair has never told people about her real name. They never ask.

Mr. nice:" Clair that sounds like angel in my ears" God he as some sweet talking lines.

The sweet girl: "You got quit a gift for pickup lines"

Mr. nice: "Are they working on you?"

The sweet girl:" Yah, I would like to meet you"

Mr. nice: "I don't think you will like me much in real life"

The sweet girl: "I don't think so. You seems kind to me"

Mr. nice: "You are also sweet. Maybe someday we will meet" Blair smiles even more.

Charles is different to other guys. He had humor and had something dirty about him.

The Sweet girl: "I would love that"

Mr. nice:"I have to go. Sweet dreams my angel ;*"

The sweet girl: "Good night to you to"

Blair goes to bed think about Charles.


"Hi Chuck, can you put your head out of the com, for a minute" Dan look tired. They were working on that on a project.

"Yah Dan" Dan looks at him in disapproval.

"You are you writhing to?" Chuck closes his MSN down.

"That is a secret dude" Chuck smirks.

"It is properly one of you hookers" Dan grimmest.

"They are hot and you are a loser" Chuck looks smock over his oven power with women.

"Show off" Dan taps him on his back.

Chuck hope he would see his angels soon.