Love at First Sight
A/N: I'll explain to you guys on another one shot I'm writing about things that happened and crap and why I wasn't on for so long. I just wanted to write a random fic so that you guys know I'm not dead or something :) In the meantime, enjoy this random series I thought up of.
Seriously, though, people always portray characters wrong =.= It annoys me, so I'm going to point it out.
Warning: Hints of Yaoi.
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Guys, Zoro and Sanji are humans. It is completely illogical to fall in love with someone immediately after setting sights on said person. Even if they ooozzzzeeee sex *Cough* Zoro *Cough* This is not Romeo and Juliet, and hopefully never will be because sleeping with someone you met for the first time is probably not good judgement.
Enough bashing.
Most Zoro/Sanji fics I read are:
When my pale blue sparkly eyes set sight on those onyx depths of oceans ect, I realized I was so in love and blah blah blah. My heart goes 'doki doki' whenever he speaks to me in that deep voice of his ect. ect. because I obviously am not a guy so I don't have a deep voice which obviously explains my enormous attraction to that certain octave. Obviously.
Realistically, if your heart went 'doki doki' at the sight of someone then you're not in love. It means you're going to have a heart attack and most likely die.
Now isn't that just a romantic notion?
TBC